Distractible

Back in my day, it used to cost only five cents to watch Mark, Bob, and Wade talk about maggots, beavers, and feces. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can we ever really trust Wade though? Anyone with that amount of shine is sure to have his secrets. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

"Bard" Bob doth take Wadeiam Shakespeare and Markbeth out for a night at the theatre. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I liked Distractible before it was cool. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's more American than releasing a 4th of July special 3 days after the 4th of July? This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How well do the guys know their own show? Also, do you smell something... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three "expert" gamers share their "expertise" on the past, present, and future of the gaming world. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's been quite some time since Bob last decided torture Mark and Wade with trivia. Let's fix that right now. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do frogs, cluckin', Franz Ferdinand, and loud moans all have in common? Just ask Wade... This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bob and Wade must carry the weight of Mark's game on their shoulders. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everyone's favorite role-playing game just got a whole lot more bald. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If the tech ain't broke, don't fix it. Unless you're Wade, in which case everything is broken. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What's better than this? Guys being dudes. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The number one trusted news source for pregnant people, meat puppets, and parrots is back! This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The guys play a word game so dumb, even a mechanic fixing Wade's plumbing could do it. This episode is brought to you by vitaminwater. Grab a vitaminwater today. Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Yankee Doodle Daddies decide to do some long needed gerrymandering. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chef Wade is back in the kitchen serving up some more hot and steamy euphemisms, with a side of red onions and corn off the cob. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Mark's masochism, Bob's parental instinct, and Wade's Scottish accent enough to take down 100 gorillas? And we're only getting started... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, that was gross... DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Download the Rocket Money app now, and tell them I sent you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark wreaks revenge and havoc on Bob and Wade for all those definitely, totally not deserved losses. DOOM: The Dark Ages: Stand and Fight. Available now at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Visit Amazon.com/prime to get more out of whatever you’re into. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just because we don't have merch right now, doesn't mean we still can't try to sell you stuff! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V This episode is brought to you by Degree Deodorant. Grab the original Cool Rush at Walmart or Target today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

W asks B & M some grade A "Q"s. DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All of the Distractible crossovers you've dreamt off, jam-packed into one episode! DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can Wade sneak his oozing and thronging weirdness past Mark and Bob? DOOM: The Dark Ages, coming May 15th. Pre-Order at: beth.games/3WDZI4V Learn more at uber.com/onourway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices