Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

It seems, of late, that we spend all of our time playing a game of "where's Steve?" It's time for another round of that this week. Plus, the text topic that brought the country together, a golden toilet and a fish with a very long name (see title). Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Mel. Thank you.

Oh no... Where's Steve now?? Don't worry... He's 'here', but also not here. This week, The Great Leader teaches us all what Californiacation means, how to get an extra breakfast and why his wife has gone off courgettes. Steve, meanwhile, got angry about the cost of a dog and hurt himself whilst he did yoga. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Orinoco...

It's where you weekend starts and it offers plenty to discuss this week. Where did Danny & Steve go on Saturday and what is there for Important Broadcast fans to celebrate? Find out what's on TV tonight and gear up for The Great Leader's best joke in 20 years. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Dieter Pauls. Thank you.

If you're fond of episodes of this podcast where Steve is asked a question he can't answer, you're in for plenty of treats. Find out what's lurking at the bottom of someone's bed in "Explain That", what would be in The Great Leader's utility jacket and why the ocean is on fire. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Shane's wife. Thank you.

It's ROAST time!! You submitted your roasts for Steve and today he was on the receiving end of them! Do you think that was all though? Of course it wasn't! There was a packed lunch, a (hypothetical) fight with a badger and a hotel in Blackpool too! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Barbara. Thank you.

The most important thing for you to do, is get your "comedy roasts" in for Steve. If you'd like to roast Steve in next weeks show - you can! Email your roasts to Danny@radiox.co.uk. Don't worry; once you listen, it'll all make sense! What else happens in this module? Well, how about a nuclear threat, a legal issue and a sacrificial solstice? Lovely. That'll do the trick. Please send your listener...

With Steve having planned a holiday to the Algarve, where on earth did he end up instead? Simply press play and find out! If you want more than that, and you might, get ready for a considerable peep behind the radio curtain, a bit of sweepstake news and all the cars going round and round. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Jimmy. Thank you.

There are jabs aplenty this week as The I.B.S found themselves 50% vaccinated! There's also an incredible revelation about the facilities at Steve's (free) accommodation and a gathering of youths around the Great Leader's house. All that plus chillies, gnomes, online gaming friends and a clash of epic proportions in Dinner Winner! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks...

Get into the music to you. Your Great Leader has graced you with another podcast. With Joe away finding himself on a canal boat in Birmingham, Producer Will steps in this week for another game of Tell Me Something I Don't Know. Plus, there's a small talk texter and talk of an award nomination! Exciting listening ahead... but what else would you expect from your Important Broadcast? Please send you...

Don't let one second of this weeks broadcast pass you by: Your Great Leader forbids it. Many things will be considered, including Humpty Dumpty, pockets, doppelgängers and the scarred industrial face of Great Britain. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Nick's (left or right) fist. Thank you.

A week rarely goes by in your Great Leader's life where something extraordinary hasn't taken place. This week is no different. Find out why Joe Biden has been in touch, what's going to be delivered after 15 weeks and what on earth is written on the back of that hoodie. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Georgia. Thank you.

For what seems like an age (and for absolutely no reason whatsoever), The Great Leader has neglected to tell you 'where he parked'. Luckily, that all changed today. There's a great deal besides too, including pizza, explosive condiments, cryptocurrency updates and more! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Clarice (not her real name). Thank you.

Fans of justice, stand by for an update on The Great Leader's role as a local security enforcement officer. There's plenty of parking chat this week, which you'll know doubt be thrilled by as well. All that, plus the conspicuous absence of Steve as he abandons the broadcast in favour of an experiment. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Helen. Thank y...

Look out for them, because if Teddy Boys are on the decline, we ALL need to do something about it. That's in no way what todays module is about, but it makes for an amusing title. This week, wrap your ears around everything from a Japanese criminal with a lot of birthdays to an unfortunate tale about Dogecoin. All that, plus SO much more. Just bloomin' listen. Please send your listener comments to...

So much to learn and all the time in the world! Whatever you had on, cancel it. This week The Broadcast does so much for you. Croissants, lizards (same item), silhouettes, haircuts and so much more. There's also every single game and feature you could ever need. They just keep coming.... Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Explain That, The Knowbiz and your biggest favourite; Dinner Winner. Right this...

Are you standing by with your listener pads? This week The Great Leader has vital information on how a new kitchen implement can drastically improve the quality of the simplest of foodstuffs - rice. Joe has taken the week off to celebrate his partner's 30th which meant Producer Will stepped up to the plate to help out with Tell Me Something I Don't Know and judge Dinner Winner. Plus The Great Lead...

You've probably always thought of The Great Leader as a tough guy, but this week he has proof. There's so much more than that though, because Steve promises a story about a cereal bar, so make sure you're ready for that one. All that plus balconies, emails and something called "Respect in Peace"! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Amy. Thank you.

You know the lad in Home Alone, right? In that case, you probably know that the title of todays podcast is NOT his name, but whatever. This week, The Great Leader brings you more Know-Biz gossip about everyone's favourite Smarden based chef, Steve comes up with another idea and everyone is encouraged to be more compliant. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Is everyone familiar with the saying "time is a fun well"? If you aren't, it won't be long until that changes. This week, The Great Leader makes wide-ranging pronouncements and urges you to share your information on census day. There's more Nectar drama, some photographic mystery and the glorious return of The Knowbiz! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's nice to build new traditions, so hopefully the annual "Top 10 Mums" countdown has become one of yours. It's a bit of fun. There's plenty more besides though, with textbook time slips, a whole stack of dinners and a Best of British controversy. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Bravery comes in many forms. In the last year or so, we've seen immense bravery from all corners of Great Britain and the rest of the world too, but today, bravery played a huge role in the actions of one member of the I.B.S. Get ready for paranormal gnomes, a million pound idea and the ins and outs of octopus cooking. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The offering this week approaches 80 minutes and gives you plenty of time to take it all in, especially once you factor in the second and third listens (at half speed where necessary). Apparently Steve has made a new friend, so he'll tell all about that. Plus, some crow propaganda, more on the great Nectar mystery and a crucial update from Senior Listener, James Beckley, about his food shop. Pleas...

The Important Broadcast is unashamedly and categorically proud of its mission to educate. This week's module goes out of its way to do this and more, with all the usual facts; but lessons too. Have wet boots slowed you down? How will you dry them? FIND OUT. Do you keep losing teaspoons? What's that all about? FIND OUT. Just sit back and get ready to learn one hell of a lot. Please send your listen...

Following some very sad news for our Great Leader, the I.B.S returned to the airwaves, in an effort to do business as usual and to pay tribute to a fantastic man. As it fell to Steve to do the heavy lifting in the anecdote department, you're in for a treat with stories about a long chest hair and the confusion he experiences when it comes to the pronunciation of a certain high street restaurant ch...

The Squad put in a cracking shift today, producing well over an hour of delightful content for you to carry into your week. Take on some small talk, learn about why people used to wear hooves on their feet, recline for a moment with Morten Harket and get ready for this summers big blockbuster "The Core"! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.