Bottle Crow Reborn

I wish that Battle Pass hadn't hit, it ruined all my plans for today. Those plans consisted mostly of sleeping in way way late so I guess it's not the end of the world but I do like sleeping. Sometimes when I get up my first thought is "I can't wait til the day is over and I can go back to bed." Sleep is so good. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a r...

Green bean casserole! We're treading into forbidden territory because Netflix did a thing and we were curious. It's got problems, but it's pretty good! Which is annoying. It's annoying when League does good things. It's ok, stretch it out. We've got Mountain Dew to discuss. Again. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would rea...

New beginnings. Aborted beginnings. Well, whatever. New segments, new fun, and god willing the last EVER Mercurial reading. I can't BELIEVE it. I am in shock. I guess we'll see you next time. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote...

So, so. We're ok. We're doing great. I love Nick. Great dude. I am sure we will work this out. I have every confidence. But I am also metaphorically tugging my collar as I write this. I wouldn't say no to some good vibes and well wishes for our relationship. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell y...

So. I am not kidding. This is a one-time thing, at the very least you will not hear this again in 2021. But. yes. i got a soundboard setup. At long last, here are the rules for Riki Mahjong if you'd like to play it! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the...

There are a thousand thousand stories in this city. Most of them are good. But some of them aren't. That's where I come in. My name? That's not for you to know. And if you're lucky, you won't see my face, either. But if you commit food crimes? We're gonna get real familiar with each other. This is my city. And I have no- OH GOD YOU'RE DOING WHAT WITH FRANK'S RED HOT We’re on iTunes, Google Play, a...

I really just wanted a quiet evening. I was gonna play games with friends, drink some tea, work on some gunpla, and go to bed early. Instead, Icefrog dropped a patch. And that's good! That's a good thing. I think the game is ready for a change, and I like a lot of the changes in here. but can i please just go to bed, i ask, selfishly. let six sleep. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You...

Thank you to Nick for editing this episode! Wow, I get to listen to an episode of my own podcast for a change. A fusion food truck with mysterious ways, a rant at a particularly clueless Jaguar driver, all the latest fast food news, and Fanfiction Corner finally goes too far. Join us. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would...

Battle Pass! We'll TAKE a pass on this one! Ha ha ha! HA! That was not very funny! Neither is our new fanfic, please tell Nick to stop pushing it. Oh, turns out there's another set of Ancient rocks. Denny's has new bennies, tuna DNA tests, and much more. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your...

We're eating, we're streaming, we're regretting life choices. Join us for Oreos, for pizza rice, and for all the things your heart desires, but your polite mind tells you you dare not voice. No, not like horny stuff. That's fine, that's whatever. I'm more interested in FOOD CRIMES. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would re...

Sometimes, when brainstorming, people say "there are no bad ideas." It's ironic that we embrace that philosophy here at Bottle Crow, as ANY bad idea can easily get on the air, but also the very existence of our podcast is proof that it's a DEEPLY untrue thing to say. On this episode, a draft game, a podcast within a podcast, fast food spaghetti, smooth jazz, and more. Suffer with us. We’re on iTun...

Ah, dammit. There's actually DOTA to talk about. A new hero, a new patch, Dragon's Blood, suddenly we have to like do our jobs??? It's ok, we're still gonna talk about Taco Bell, Carl's Jr, what exactly IS enchilada sauce, why you need to play MLB The Show 21 with me, and more. I can't believe this stupid podcast went for almost two hours. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscr...

The mouth-potato told us true. Potatoes are indeed... back. Plus the enhanced Quesalupa. Can you believe it... Taco Bell is back on TOP. And thus we bring you the first ever episode of Taco Chingling, edited by Nick (Six usually edits these). New segments. New bumpers. Live food microwaving. Oh, and did we mention... GREG IS HERE?! Buckle up. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can sub...

nick the dance is not gonna be a thing. hey write in to the show if you DON'T dance to wipeout when nick plays it. i'll read it on air. shaming nick. also we've got some sodas and some home improvement and yknow whatever stupid garbage we do around here if you write in to say you DO dance to wipeout i'll just lie about it so don't bother We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscrib...

now i'm just thinking of Garfield Pipe but it's Spectre. Spectre Without Spectre. a bunch of 3d Spectre platformers on the PS2. Spectre being thrown through a window. Sniper drinking dog cum. LISTEN THAT ONE'S NOT MY FAULT READ GARFIELD THAT SHIT HAPPENS i hate mondays We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us...

The arrival of the Overwatch feature in Dota 2 has us scrambling to record an ep! In and out. Twenty minutes. No other segments. Nick. NICK I SAID NO OTHER SEGMENTS NICK YOU HAVE TO STO We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the...

It's not just me, right? Nick's out of his mind. The Starbucks Icon isn't like a naked mermaid. It's not a horny fishgirl. That's just not true. I think if Starbucks cups had Ariel sans bra that would be a thing more people talked about. well now i'm googling mermaid mascots, let's see here. Oh there's a mermaid PreCure! PreCure is cool. And a sports team? And ok now we're getting into some nsfw t...

PLEASE NOTE: Our guest's audio track did not turn out great, so the sound quality is below our usual standards. Apologies, there's not much we could do about it. The glorious return of host emeritus Emily! A quiz to see how much Dota has changed! Spectre Protecting, Fata's Tapas, Home Improvements, the works. Plus a new segment bumper (that we might not see again for quite some time) that uses Vac...

It's a very SPOOOOOKY episode of Bottle Crow Reborn as... wait, no. That's not right. Merry Christmas, Bottle Crowd! Nick ropes Six and friend of the show Allen into like an hour and a half of stupid garbage! Please enjoy. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spre...

That's not a typo, folks. Well. It is. But I'm not the one who made it. Sic erat scriptum or whatever. We have a game show, Gold For Meat, a field report, and so much more. Oh and we accidentally baited Valve into releasing the patch. You're welcome, I guess? We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell...

ALL HANDS! Drop everything you're doing! That regular episode of Bottle Crow I was editing? ON HOLD. That Take 5 I was eating? Well I guess I can finish it but make it snappy because there's a HUUUUUGE patch to talk about! A new hero, a new mechanic that affects EVERY hero, balance changes, new items, wowowowow. We haven't done a patch special in AGES. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! Y...

Burger time! The grand experiment begins. Our microwaves are hot. Our burgers are cold. And our hearts simmer with a steely passion for terrible food. Let's GO. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ru...

Listen, I don't know what to tell y'all. What, you want a summary? Two new segments, with bumpers. The Lettuce Man. Newerth, Storm, Snacks, buying ladybugs, salt water taffy, beds. There. I'm so tired. i'm so tired. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the...

The segment creation engine that is Bottle Crow don't stop for nobody. Two new segments, a reworked Home Improvements of Newerth bumper (finally!), and lots of the classic sounds you're used to. Oh and I guess Six and Nick talk some too, but that's not why you're here, I think. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really...

Welcome back to the show. This is the show. You are tuned into it. We have lots of content for you. You will enjoy it. Listen to the show. Process the content. Make content your mind. We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the R...