Boars, Gore, and Swords

The Promotion. 26 years after premiering in Freaks and Geeks, Ken Miller has somehow become a Hollywood tastemaker and someone who believably plays an Executive. Red & Ivan both swear to sell out Scorcese if it gives them a chance in Apple TV+'s The Studio. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Iv...

Emissary. After being forced to watch the entire second season of Severance, Ivan steers the podcast through a wormhole and lose all sense of linear time. Red & Ivan place their Latinum bars safely in a duffle bag and head to the promenade to talk Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As...

Cold Harbor. Finally we get a look at what a finale looks like after 3 years, a strike, and a network bleeding one billion dollars anually . Red & Ivan head to the birthing cabin to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on  Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitte...

The After Hours. Two episodes left! An ideal time for Mark to sideline himself for an entire episode. I wasn't curious what he was thinking anyway. Red & Ivan get in the back of a car belonging to a nice man who'd broken into their home and talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Iva...

Sweet Vitriol. With three episodes left ol' Benny Stills gives the people what they want: an extreme digression that barely touches the main story line, yet is still incredibly short! Red & Ivan huff some Steamboat Willy and talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patre...

Chikhai Bardo. We FLASH BACK to Dichen Lachman in Dollhouse, and we get the 4th meet cute for Mark. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords Find us on faceb...

Attila. It's been about 40 minutes for Helly R. and 3 years for us. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords Find us on facebook → facebook.com/BoarsGoreSwor...

Trojan's Horse. It's been about 40 minutes for Helly R. and 3 years for us. Red & Ivan stand toe-to-toe in an elevator talking Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords Find us on facebook → facebook.com/Boars...

Woe's Hollow.  It's ORTBO time! Red & Ivan head to an empty national park in upstate New York to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords Find us on facebook → facebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords

Who is Alive? A Game of Thrones crossover, a return to O&R, a mid 60s Lincoln continental, MERRIT WEAVER!!! What else can you ask from an episode. Red & Ivan crawl into a VW rabbit and head to Salt's Neck to talk Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgores...

Goodbye, Mrs. Selvig . We've seen how the workies have been making out after the Overtime Contingency Rebellion, it's time to see what their outies have been up to. Red , Ivan and a giant Icelandic guy head to the elevator to sort their emotions about Severance. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Suppo...

Hello, Ms. Cobel . After a brief (checks notes) 2.5 year hiatus, Severance is back!!! We pick up the story 5? Months later and Red & Ivan run right into Bob Balaban's frail and pedantic arms. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @bo...

This Could Be a Real Adventure . Finally, a Star Wars for children. If you've been looking for a Star Wars crossed with Stranger Things you can show to your indifferent children, boy have we got the program for you! Baby Yoda puts on some TV on the Radio as Red & Ivan head to the Space Suburbs to watch Disney+'s Skeleton Crew. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, a...

The Engineer . Juliette is back and she's got a mysterious new hole to investigate. In an episode with a lot of platforming but not a lot of dialogue, a series of questions are answered, such as: can Juliette build a bridge? Will she learn to double jump?? Red & Ivan head back to the bunker to talk Apple TV's Silo. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on...

The Collywobbles & The Tourmaline Necklace . When James Gunn took over DC he knew exactly what he wanted to do: make The Suicide Squad again except animated. Red & Ivan hop on the first flight to Pokolistan to talk Max's Creature Commandos. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patre...

The Cause . Time to return to Northern Ireland, this time for Irish history instead of Westerosi. Red & Ivan ditch their weapons in a piano, grab a sneaky smoke, and talk Hulu's Say Nothing. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boa...

The Hidden Hand . Sure it happened 10,000 years before Paul and Duncan came around, but can Mark Strong and Olivia Coleman make up for it? Red & Ivan snort some Spice and head to HBO (sans Max) for Dune: Prophecy. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Foll...

Dancing and Fighting . What happens when one of the worst shows per dollar ever discussed on this podcast comes out with a prequel? Red & Ivan step into the year 2000 to discuss Prime Video's newest entry into the Citadel Cinematic Universe, Honey Bunny. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan...

Sorry for Your Loss . Fallout's Ella Purnell is subjected to 1/10th the trauma as she was on fallout as   Red & Ivan head across the pond to hear Purnell's real English accent on Sky's Sweetpea. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter →...

Pilot . KATHY BATES has decided to bless CBS with her presence and nobody with sense would question her. Red & Ivan work on their sharpest court room gasps as they discuss the 2024 reboot of Matlock. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitt...

Pilot . Finally someone gave this Ryan Murphy kid a chance at an original tv show. Red & Ivan heat up the Taquitos and head to the scene of the crime to talk FX's Grotesquerie. Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgoreswords Follow us on twitter → @boarsgoreswords F...

Circle Sewn With Fate Unlock Thy Hidden Gate . The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Stand Up Comic, Late Night Writer, and Video Game Writer Alexandria Love returns with Red & Ivan as they head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+'s Agatha All Along . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Fail...

Seekest Thou the Road . The MCU sheds its glossy exterior and gets back to what the people want: Saphic representation and tv parodies. Red & Ivan head to Westview to figure out the cost of rent in Disney+'s Agatha All Along . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan & Red! → patreon.com/boarsgo...

After Hours . Finally a story that combines a fat suit, true New York accents, and a man getting run over by a school bus. Red & native Gothamite Ivan cosplay as two cool billionaires ready to do whatever is necessary to take down HBO Max's The Penguin . Also, check out Red & Maggie Tokuda-Hall's podcast, Failure to Adapt, available on Spotify , Apple Podcasts , or via RSS As always: Support Ivan...