Bitch Bible

Jackie is solo parenting this week and explains why Andrew's use of the words "Cozy" and "Chilly" is grounds for divorce. She also gives the single best piece of advice for high-schoolers, points out the consequences of Carrie Underwood turning her back on her gay fans, and makes her stance on Labubu clear. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Don’t settle for less than evidence-based suppor...

Jackie advises JLo and Sydney Sweeney to approach life from a place of 'no', gives her opinion on personalized license plates and Disney adults, and answers (and criticizes) listeners' burning questions. Dim the Lights Tickets: www. TheBitchBible.com/tour Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 10% off your order at www. Hero.co This episode is brought to...

Jackie discusses bearing the burden of other people's stupidity, her new obsession with Dianna Agron's longing for a simple life with früt, and plans her second wedding. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Cornbread CBD: Use code BITCHBIBLE at checkout to save 30% on your first order at  www. CornbreadHemp.com/BITCHBIBLE Little Spoon: Enter code BIBLE at checkout to get 30% off your first orde...

Jackie discusses her pre-menstrual cycle dreams, announces her (presumably) Sundance and Cannes award-winning live show, and gives updates on the Diddy and Blake Lively cases using her best legal jargon. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Leesa Mattress: Get 25% off mattresses, plus get an extra $50 off with promo code BIBLE at  www. Leesa.com Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for c...

Jackie is joined by Hannah Berner to discuss a myriad of things that will ultimately get them the presidential suite whilst burning in the depths of hell. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for life at www. Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at www. Ritual.com/BIBLE Little Spoo...

Jackie sits down with Stassi Schroeder to discuss Vanderpump Villa, their purple and yellow auras, Parseltongue, and the foundational principals and texture that can only be learned from the Real Housewives of Orange County. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hungryroot : For a limited time use code bitchbible to get 40% off your first box, plus get a free item in every box for life at www. Hungry...

Jackie reveals a recent medical diagnosis, discusses her influencer weekend in Cabo, and plans a tripych for her gallery wall of shame. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Your well-being is worth it. Get 10% off your first monthh at  www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLE to get $10 off your first month’s subscription, plu...

Jackie and Tinx go on their second podcast date and talk Stagecoach, Jackie’s brand trip rebellion, and Tinx’s sparkly new book, “Hotter in the Hamptons.” Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Timeline : Timeline is offering 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbible GDefy Shoes : Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.com Little Spoon : Simplify your kiddo’s...

Jackie sits down with Kristen Doute, the undisputed star of The Valley, to discuss how the cast has changed, her daughter's nursery decor, and busking (busking??). Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: Check out the FDA-approved treatment for certain pre-menopausal women who are bothered by low libido and want their sex drive back at  www. Addyi.com goPure: For a limited time, get 25% off...

Jackie is joined by her sister to reminisce on problematic child behavior, Alex McCord and a bunch of other shit Jackie can't remember because she doesn't use an outline. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Hero Bread: Get 10% off your order at www.hero.co and use code JACKIE   at checkout VIIA: If you’re 21+, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up...

Jackie gets an NAD+ injection and discovers the connection between hair extensions and brain worms. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! GDEFY: Use the code BITCH for 30% off orders over $120 at www.gdefy.com Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box, plus a free item in every box for   life at www. Hungryroot.com/bitchbible Nutrafol: Enter promo code BIBLEGIFT to get...

Jackie hurls a fellatory insult at a woman standing in her parking spot, has a romantic encounter with her Uber driver, and reveals her idea for a shit talking Socratic seminar of a birthday party. Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors: VIIA: If you’re 21 or older, try VIIA during their annual SPRING 420 SALE for Black Friday-level savings up to 35% off site wide at www.viia.co/BIBLE This episode is b...

Jackie celebrates the glory of Kate Hudson, discusses side hustles and the perfect Deluxe Martini recipe, and writes Clyde a beautifully poignant email. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Timeline: Get 10% off your order of Mitopure at www.timeline.com/bitchbible This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Get 10% off your first month at www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE Acorns Early: Download...

Jackie was feeling joyous and effervescent this weekend when she recorded a banger of an episode, but due to computer issues that episode is gone forever, and now Jackie is feeling REAL bitchy. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Dying for Sex: All episodes streaming April 4th on Hulu Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off off your first month’s subscription and free shipping with promo code BIB...

Jackie is joined by the one and only Max Bronner to discuss living in a deficit, Trader Joe's Tomato Leaf candles, and Jackie's trauma dump. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at https://www.ritual.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at https://www. BetterHelp.com/...

Jackie embodies a modern day Shakespeare with some freestyle poetry, an homage to Alex McCord and why she might sue Jeff Bezos. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Apostrophe: Get your first visit for only $5 at  www. Apostrophe.com/BIBLE This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit  www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE  to get 10% off your first month Hero Bread: Get...

Jackie presents a Meghan Markle case study, decides to travel to Paris in economy as a woman of the people, and explains why kids should smoke. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Start investing in your child today at www. MeetFabric.com/BIBLE Homes.com : Everything you need to know about buying a home all in one place Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box plus a free i...

Jackie welcomes Zachariah and Jonathan from the Camp Counselors Podcast to talk about decorating trends, tootling, home ownership, and to perform t. A.T.u's 2002 smash hit "All the Things She Said". Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Honeylove: Start the new year off right with Honeylove. Get 20% off by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your f...

Jackie has been in a very pleasant mood recently, so it's time to let out some pent up bitchiness, get off the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni merry-go-round, and introduce the world to Jerrika. Thanks for supporting my sponsors!  Hero Bread: Use code JACKIE to get 10% off your order at www.hero.co SKIMS: Shop now - the Fits Everybody collection is available in sizes XXS to 4X at www.skims.com/bib...

Jackie's recording on Valentine's Day and describes her solo outing with Clyde at the Cheesecake Factory, and runs into a young Jeffrey Dahmer at the Build a Bear Workshop. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Home Chef: For a limited time, get 18 free meals plus free dessert and free shipping on your first box at www. HomeChef.com/BIBLE Thrive Market: Get 30% off your first order, plus a free $60 g...

Jackie goes back to basics and teaches a masterclass on leading with your inner psycho. She fine tunes her betrayal course of action plan and recounts the time her husband c*ck blocked her from Harry Styles.    Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Fabric: Fabric: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Start investing in your child today at www.meetfabric.com/BIB...

A very special Super Bowl episode - Jackie discusses Kendrick Lamar's flawless half time show, the strange pairing of testosterone and too much food, and of course Taylor Swift.  Thanks for Supporting My Sponsors! Hungryroot: For a limited time get 40% off your first box and get a free item in every box for life at www. Hungryroot.com/bitchbible.com   Nutrafol: For a limited time, get $10 off your...

Jackie discusses falling in, and then quickly out of, love with a piano, compliments and critiques the Grammy's fashion, performances, and bangs, and ponders the difference between donkey and doggy style at a dinner party. The C Word Survey: https://bit.ly/3Ew1tLe   Thanks for supporting my sponsors: OneSkin : Get 15% off OneSkin with the code Bible at www.oneskin.co #oneskinpod  Try VIIA ! www.vi...

Jackie is nursing a hangover, but bravely pushes through to talk about her role as a trophy wife at Grammy’s Parties, give a controversial take on Ryan Reynolds, and discuss renovating her guest room which has led to her recent embrace of prison pink. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: For a limited time get 25% off your first month at www. Ritual.com/BIBLE Hungryroot: For a limited time g...

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