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Thank you to all of the Locals for an amazing 2019!    Make your New Year's resolution to leave a 5-star review on iTunes, tweet a story to @LocalNewsPod , and to email something nice to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com ! If you don't it will hurt Tommy's feelings.

Alex and Tommy report on the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

News? Not today mother f*cker!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Alex is faking sick this week, so Tommy does a solo episode to report on people who are sunning their buttholes, hot dog pizzas, a serial feces thrower, and 3D sex avatars!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Does Alex attract car accidents? Should you be worried about being attacked by machete-wielding girls at your local movie theater? Why are there so many sleep stories this episode? The shocking answers, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @Lo...

Should judges be allowed to go to conventions? Does Tommy have an award-winning b-hole? Should you put a toothbrush in your vagina? Find out TONIGHT on The Local News! And Happy Thanksgiving.    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is it ok to spill water on angry customers? Should it be legal to sell blackmarket? Are birthdays ok to celebrate? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Alex is joined by official friend of the show Ryan Singer to report on the news that won't make you sad!   Do you want to be an official friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Tommy and Alex are back and ready to report the news that won't make you sad! This episode has everything - hesitant hitmen, heroic Tommys, fuckable snowmen, and more!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Let's enjoy a wondrous stroll down memory lane together - revisiting classic moments sure to be enshrined in the Radio Hall of Fame one day. In this best of episode, we hear iconic Local News stories such as "The Unwashed Man", the 6th-grade hero that Tommy f*ucking hates, and the woman who has a vagina made of Tilapia skin. This episode, my friends, is guaranteed to not make you sad.    Want to b...

Will toothpaste tighten your vagina? Can you have 127 sexes? Would robbing a bank be awesome? The answers may surprise you, tonight at 9!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is hunting for treasure on the side of the road normal? What should you do if you encounter a bison? Is Tommy too competitive? The answers to these hard-hitting questions, on THE LOCAL NEWS!     Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Should men get down on one knee to propose? Can you get a DUI while driving a buggy? Why is Alex reporting on stories that will make you sad? The shocking answers - tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Tommy and Alex deliver the news that won't make you sad!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is it ok to steal from banks? Can you kill somebody with sex? Is Tommy going to get arrested for ignoring the speeding ticket that he definitely received? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Do cops know all of the prostitutes? Does Google know better than your doctor?  Is meditation worth $1200? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is a sex robot is going to attack you? Is Tommy a gym class hero, or villain? Why was Tommy breaking down an adult video like it was the Zapruder Flim? Find out tonight on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Did Santa Clause drop off a broken TV at your house? Do you need to be in water in order to be in 'International Waters'? How old is too old to join orgies? The answers may surprise you!    Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Emojis! Bread! A Shoe Lady! All that and a permanent erection, on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

What's the best way to escape from jail? Is all your debt magically gone? Should you bring your gun to an anonymous sex party?  Hosts Tom Johnny and The Stoneman have the answers!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is Tommy's haircut bad? Did Whole Foods rip Alex off? Should scamming Amazon be allowed? Find out the answers to these hard-hitting questions, TONIGHT on The Local News!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !  

Are emojis going to be added to legal textbooks? Is it illegal for your kid to pee in pubic? Is it possible to hold in farts? The answer to these hard-hitting questions can only be found on The Local News! Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !

Is possession of a rattlesnake illegal? Are swingers attractive? Are Tommy and Alex the worst money launderers of all time? The answers may surprise you!   Want to be a friend of the show? Leave us a 5 star review on iTunes. You can also send stories or questions via email to  LocalNewsPodcast@gmail.com  or tweet them  @LocalNewsPod !