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This is part 1 of a 2-part recap!The Real Housewives of Rhode Island have their first reunion and they bring the crazy. There’s a slam pig fight, vaping, and even a new nose. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappe...

The Real Housewives of Atlanta bond this week at the second annual Bayley (Plus Angela’s Mom Plus Girls and Gays) Bowl then Angela lays into Shamea while they all stand around in a circle in a gym. Angela will do a scene anywhere, bless her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreo...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThe Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for hi...

This is part 1 of a 2-parterThe Valley heads to the most depressing Mexico vacation this channel has ever taken and that’s saying something. Kristen is miserable, Luke whines and cries the whole time, Jessie‘s credit card gets declined until his sugar mama shows up, Schwartz’ birthday is rained out, and Britney tries to cover everybody in her sporkle. Oh well, at least Zach got a facial for his bu...

In The City shoves more KyManda drama into our gullets and washes it down with even more LoverBoy promotion. Delicious! Amanda terrorizes Danielle on a trolley, Lindsay shoots baby bike content, and Kenny tries to find his dad. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwha...

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus...

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House served up an aftermath episode to tie up loose ends. Do you believe anything these people say at this point? Probably not. At least the dog was honest about its true feelings. Spoiler alert: It’s in love with West, too. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus...

Grab a tissue because the season premiere of The McBee Dynasty is a three-hankie special. Will Cole lose his generic McMansion? Will Temu Calah fill the void of Calah Prime? And will someone who’s unseen be sent somewhere else where he’ll be even more unseen? There’ll be so many tears you’ll need a dribble door to contain them all. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and ge...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too.  Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episode...

This is part one of a 2-part recapThere’s heavy stuff on Below Deck Med this week, but also plenty of petty quibbles too. Nathan wants to give lead deckhand to anyone but Joe, Gen wants to decapitate her coworkers, and the chef mismanages her beef. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episod...

The season finale of Real Housewives of Rhode Island sees the gang head to Block Island for some confrontations, resolutions, and awkward moments.  Then it’s fun times as Brian goes to jail for installing a tracker on Rulla’s car!  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreo...

Dennis gives Porsha a ring back on Real Housewives of Atlanta, and Pinky seeks counceling from Montel Jordan because… why not? Insert “this is how we do it” joke here. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronnieka...

Schwartz holds a 007 party on The Valley that feels more like junk bond than James Bond. Kind of makes you pine for the glory days when everyone would gather around the dust outline of Zack’s missing Monster fridge.  Oh wait, that was last week.  Either way, Nia’s flop meal train becomes a litmus test of Christianity, and Janet poses a question that leaves Luke flummoxed.To watch this re...

This is part 2 of 2 We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This is part 1 of 2We love Southern Hospitality, but it’s time to pack this season up and send it off to the UPS store. Emmy attempts an apology towards Brad, Justin professes love, and Lake and Mia spend the rest of the time squabbling over deeply uninteresting things. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.&...

In The City again features Kenny making an ass out of himself while defending against the use of his own words against him. Sure, he said he feels zero spark with the dummy who just crossed the country to be with him, but he never said the word murky, dammit! YOU WILL ALL PAY! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens...

This is part 2 of 2Summer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappe...

This is part one of a 2-part recapSummer House wraps up its emotional reunion with stammers from West, protests from Amanda, and grilling from Lindsay. There’s little learning but much squirming. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recapBelow Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

This is part one of a two-part recapBelow Deck Down Med is back, and this time the bromance is dead as Joe and Nathan return to battle over the deck. Will there be a winner, or will the new French Chef out drama everyone? My bet’s on her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. For livestream tickets to our NYC Cab...

Bravo headlines are back on our radar. This week we’re just trying to get over West spitting in Amanda’s mouth. We go live every other Monday at 5:30 PT at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and youtube.com/watchwhatcrappens. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappe...

This is part 2 of 2Rulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

This is part 1 of a 2-part recapRulla as an Arabian Nights themed party on Real Housewives of Rhode Island, and she’s immediately looking for a magic carpet to ride her the hell out of there when her husband’s latest cheating video surfaces. Meanwhile, we have fiery opinions about Audrey.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com...

Drew gets a chance to sing the national anthem on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but she’s not getting freedom from her beef from K Michelle. God Bless America. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @...

The Southern Hospitality reunion beings with some squabbling leftover from the season finale Molly is still denying she did anything worth getting fired over, despite everyone agreeing that she sucked at her job even worse than she sucks at creating fake storylines at this current job. Emmy has a couple of fits about her man, but she saves the dry tear and hyperventilating for the microaggression...