Togethermess

We’re back for episode 265, and summer is officially in its chaotic era. We’re juggling work, kids, Big Brother lives, Florida plans, peptide talk, Mark Long’s podcast, MTV nostalgia, old VJs, and dream travel jobs. Then Jordan tells the wild Chick-fil-A play place story where Leighton got punched, the boys handled it their own way, and we debate parenting, bullying, fighting back, old-school resp...

We’re back for episode 264, and Jeff somehow turned a Chicken Riot shoot into a full lost-keys meltdown. After downloading an Infiniti app, setting off his car alarm twice, calling everyone for help, and almost making Jordan leave the water park, the keys were in the fridge. Then we get into Costco memories, chicken salad drama, brain vitamins, kids destroying cars, Leighton’s picky rice order, ch...

Recorded LIVE on 07/23/26 ! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in adve...

We’re back for episode 263 and somehow one Sunday turned into Amazon Live getting shut down for “nudity,” a bullsnake taking over the garage, Couch Jury chaos, a neighborhood power outage, scared kids, no AC, alarm alerts, and Jeff spiraling on zero sleep. Then we get into midnight golf cart paranoia, Lawson wanting a knife, a furnace leak, Jeff falling at work, random kids eating tacos, sleeping...

We’re back for episode 262 in full summer chaos mode: filming nonstop, juggling kids, Big Brother lives, pool days, work naps, Italian sausage in the fridge, casual Friday on TV, Colorado adventures, and Leighton warning kids at the pool not to eat lettuce. Then we get into exes on Instagram, what counts as respectful versus suspicious, our upcoming Italy trip, Jeff’s mom’s hometown, Around the Wo...

Recorded LIVE on 07/16/26 ! Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Group. If you are interested in adve...

We’re recording late after Jordan’s four-hour hair appointment, and somehow we go from baseball streaming complaints to Italian deli sandwiches, hair extensions, breast cancer confidence, salon gossip, Beverly Hills plastic surgery stories, and why ESPN makes Jeff feel personally attacked. Subscribe to Jeff and Jordan TV for more togethermess. Thank you to our partners: Shopify - Start your free t...

From social media habits to finding peace in nature, Jeff and Jordan have an honest conversation about staying present, getting outdoors, and why it's so hard to disconnect. Thank you to our partners: Shopify - Start your free trial at SHOPIFY.COM/togethermess We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite pod...

Recorded LIVE on 07/09/26 ! With special Guest Richard James Don't miss out on our mess! Follow us: INSTAGRAM - @togethermesspod JEFF - @jeffschroeder23 JORDAN - @bbjordanlloyd We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for YEA Media Gro...

From Big Brother 28 excitement to fall decorating, football season, AI shopping finds, movie nostalgia, and one very unexpected debate about bull snakes versus rattlesnakes, this episode goes completely off the rails—in the best way possible.  Thank you to our sponsors AG1 - Visit DRINKAG1.com/TOGETHERMESS to get a free AG1 Travel Case with 7 free AG1 Travel Packs in your Welcome Kit with you...

We're sharing the story behind our courthouse wedding, becoming parents, career setbacks, and the unexpected moments that changed our lives forever. Thank you to our sponsors AG1 - Visit DRINKAG1.com/TOGETHERMESS to get a free AG1 Travel Case with 7 free AG1 Travel Packs in your Welcome Kit with your first AG1 subscription order while supplies last. Hungryroot - You’re going to love Hungryroot as...

Jordan starts the episode with a very questionable boob situation that may or may not be a spider bite, and somehow we spiral into anxiety, insurance problems, World Cup drama, Netflix cliffhangers, broken outlets, bad movie logic, and why nothing in our house can just work normally for one full week. We also share our big YouTube plans, including live Big Brother watch parties, Thursday night rec...

Jeff is punctual, Jordan hates being late, and somehow we spiral from Botox appointments, gas station Cokes, cash, Venmo, checks, and tipping screens into a full Togethermess debate about why every checkout now wants 20% for doing absolutely nothing. We also talk Tom Sandoval drama, old-school marriage rules, oversharing online, Toy Story making us rethink iPads, kids being bored at Disney, giving...

Jeff and Jordan are back from their trips and catching up on everything—from an accidental Costco line-cutting incident and a surprisingly passionate chip debate to Disney ride mishaps, Father's Day memories, and the question nobody saw coming: why don't bald guys just tattoo hair on their heads? A fun, chaotic, and laugh-filled episode you won't want to miss. We would love your feedback... If you...

It's a little bit of everything this week: family trips, Father's Day reflections, summer chaos, and trying to keep our cool while parenting two wild boys. We also get nostalgic about grandparents, old memories, and reality TV, while Jeff wonders if the world has gotten weirder or if he's just getting older. We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review...

Lawson is getting more independence, and Jordan is learning how hard it is to let go. Plus, Jeff shares hilarious stories from his childhood, growing up in an Italian neighborhood where life looked a lot different than it does today. Thank you to our partners: Quince - Go to Quince.com/togethermess for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too. Shopify - Sign up...

This week, Jeff and Jordan are feeling their age. From a dropped foul ball that left one kid devastated, to tennis elbow, mystery ear crystals, and sciatica flare-ups, they're discovering that getting older comes with some unexpected adventures. They also talk overpriced sports tickets, neighborhood pool stories, unforgettable childhood fishing trips, and why every stage of life brings something n...

We're wrapping up our Disney vacation recap with all things Disney Wish! From Castaway Cay and pirate night to bingo heartbreak, Broadway-caliber shows, and cruise hacks, we're sharing our favorite memories, biggest surprises, and why we'd absolutely do it all again. We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favor...

We survived Disney World! In Part 1 of our family vacation recap, we're sharing our favorite memories, biggest surprises, funniest moments, park tips, and a few frustrations along the way. We would love your feedback... If you enjoyed this episode, tell us why! Leave us a review and make sure you subscribe on your favorite podcast platform. Executive Producers are Riley Peleuses + Ian McNeny for Y...

The listener Q&A continues! Jeff and Jordan dive into Big Brother memories, the realities of reality TV fame, long-distance dating after the show, family life, future adventures, and why sleeping in separate rooms might actually be the secret to a happy marriage. Plus, a debate over expensive tequila, vacation excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Thank you to our partners: AG1 - Vis...

Summer is officially here, and Jeff and Jordan are celebrating the end of a busy season with a listener Q&A packed with laughs, life updates, and a little friendly bickering. From what they'd really do with a $10 million lottery win to tattoos, future plans, Big Brother, and whether Colorado is home for good, nothing is off limits. Plus, why Beetlejuice pants may have sparked the debate of the...

A post-holiday catch-up turns into a hilarious and surprisingly deep conversation about adult kickball disasters, vacation cheating scandals, Disney cruise chaos, getting older, parenting emotions, and the random late-night thoughts that spiral way too far. Thank you to our partners: Lumi - Go to LumiGummies.com and use code TOGETHERMESS for 30% off your order Quince - Head to Quince.com/togetherm...

This episode starts with swampy butt and somehow spirals into AI dance scams, MySpace memories, relationship chaos, tampons, technology taking over the world, and Jeff learns a new fun fact. Plus, Jordan and Jeff open up about working together, parenting, getting older, and why nothing on the internet feels real anymore. Buckle up… the wheels fully came off this one. Thank you to our partners: Lum...

In this episode, Jeff and Jordan dive into the weird world of AI, ocean fears, everyday safety, and the little things that make life feel extra chaotic. From fake ads and scuba diving scares to mammograms, car repairs, and a few much-needed shoutouts, it’s a classic mix of laughs, rants, and real-life moments. Thank you to our partner Hungryroot - For a limited time get 40% off your first order PL...

Big Sexy is back and somehow the conversation spirals from neighborhood networking and sports weekends… to dog funerals, bearded dragons, pheasant hunting, backyard chaos, and Jordan absolutely losing it by the end. Just another totally normal episode. Thank you to our partner Hungryroot - For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Go to https://www...