Proper True Yarn

In this episode of The Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with actor, model, and all-around personality Matthew Knight to hear the incredible story of how he went from working security on the Gold Coast to landing roles in major productions. From his time protecting Johnny Depp on Pirates of the Caribbean to being cast as a Russian mobster in his first music video, Matthew’s journey into acting...

In this jaw-dropping episode of Proper True Yarn, Adam Ashley-Cooper takes us on a wild ride through his shock Wallabies debut—a story that goes from zero to hero faster than a bullet train. While casually enjoying a beer at a South Africa vs Wallabies match, Adam gets a life-changing call from Eddie Jones. Within hours, he’s racing to Perth to join the squad, completely unsure why he’s even there...

In this episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with Wallabies legend Adam Ashley-Cooper, a man whose career spanned two decades and took him to rugby’s highest peaks. Adam reflects on his transition from professional athlete to navigating the world of tech startups, discussing everything from his time as a world champion in the U.S. to the challenge of redefining his identity after retire...

In this episode of The Proper True Yarn Podcast, our guest shares his first-ever tour with rugby legends like George Gregan and Stirling Mortlock, but it’s the behind-the-scenes rituals that steal the show. From back-up-to-the-toilet sit-down pisses to the quirky habits that became second nature, we dive into the world of superstition, habits, and unexpected lessons learned on the road. Spoiler: I...

In this episode of The Proper True Yarn Podcast, Adam Ashley-Cooper shares a wild story about his mate’s life going off the rails after catching his wife with another man. After grabbing both car keys and driving across the Nullarbor Plain, things take a surreal turn when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. With no one around to help, a mysterious voice—coming from a horse, no less—tells...

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with rugby legend Adam Ashley-Cooper, one of the game's most versatile and skilled players. Adam takes us through his journey from the Central Coast, where he grew up raiding crab traps and playing rugby league, to making the switch to rugby union and achieving Wallabies greatness. From family secrets and half-brothers who shaped his des...

In this episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with rugby legend Adam Ashley-Cooper for a yarn that spans everything from international rugby battles to wild UFC nights and unexpected boat wins! Fresh off a UFC event in Perth, Adam talks about his time as one of the Wallabies’ finest, sharing behind-the-scenes stories from his rugby career and his pre-game superstitions. He also reveals w...

In Episode 240 of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, we sit down with the legendary Jeff Perot, a man whose stories are as wild as the outback itself. From growing up in a Catholic orphanage to living the rodeo lifestyle, Jeff shares unforgettable tales of a life lived on the edge. Hear about wild brawls, the rugged life of a cowboy, and the wisdom that only comes from living through a lifetime of adve...

In this powerful episode, we delve into the haunting personal story of Jeffrey, a survivor of childhood abuse within the Catholic Church and orphanages. Through vivid, gut-wrenching recollections, Jeffrey recalls the systemic cruelty he faced at the hands of priests, nuns, and orphanage authorities. He sheds light on the dark secrets hidden behind closed doors, revealing harrowing details of physi...

Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are big, the laughs are louder, and the true stories? Well, they’re as wild as they come. This week, we’re joined by the legend himself, Jeff Perot, who’s got a stack of tales from the outback—and this one is full of snakes, scares, and a bloody hilarious cockatoo caper. First up, Jeff tells us the story of Fred Waterson and a run-in wi...

Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are wild, the laughs are loud, and the stories are proper true—maybe with just a bit of extra seasoning. This episode features none other than the legendary Jeff Perot, who’s got a treasure trove of outrageous tales straight from the Aussie outback. First, Jeff takes us back to a snake-killing adventure that nearly ends in disaster, wit...

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, we’re joined by the legendary Jeff Perot, a true character from the outback who’s lived a life full of wild stories, crazy adventures, and unforgettable yarns. Jeff takes us back to his school days at Saint Brendan’s in Yeppoon, where a mate named Bob Beasley became infamous for his hilarious blunders in class. From calling the "sick boy" a "hospita...

In this gripping episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an exclusive and emotional story from the funeral industry. A special tribute to his mate Brian, an old-school funeral director from Gladstone, who passed away after battling cancer. What was supposed to be a routine transfer turns into a disaster when Brian's hearse breaks down, leaving him stranded with a body in the ba...

In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an epic yarn about buzzing a bloke fishing from a helicopter and scaring the shit out of his mate Knuckles in the process! After a close call with fuel and airspace, the crew swoops in to get a closer look at a massive 1.3m barra being caught, all while dodging potential disaster. From flying low over boats to tracking fish o...

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a funeral director, to share some of the most bizarre, jaw-dropping funeral requests he's ever received. From families wanting to retrieve gold seeds from the deceased's body to requests for a Prince Albert piercing removal, nothing is off-limits. Brian also dives into the world of extravagant funerals, including $60,000 coffins and...

In this epic return episode of Proper True Yarn, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a man who's turned 80 cents into a car—and then some! Bryze, our first-ever return guest, takes us on a wild ride through his hustle-filled journey of flipping items, finding hidden treasures, and making some seriously savvy moves. Starting with nothing but a few 20-cent pieces he found on the ground, Bryze shares how...

Ahoy, mates! This episode of Proper True Yarn is a real cracker as Knuckles’ good mate, Bryze, fills in as host and sits down with none other than the Aussie Pirate himself—Jason Mitchell, the legendary mud crab wrangler, and former Beetle Percy Island lessee. From wild adventures on the water to some hilarious antics at a North Queensland wedding, this yarn is packed with pirate-inspired chaos, u...

In this special episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Knuckles is away, so Bryze steps in to host with the legendary Jason “The Pirate” Mitchell, a local icon from Stanage Bay. The Pirate shares tales of baralaba bashing, cooking up monster mud crabs for the Mad Hueys, and navigating the wild mangrove creeks like a pro. Dive into the life of a crab wrangler as Jason relives catching record-brea...

In this episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny Michael is back with unforgettable yarns and answers to some wild guest questions. From his unexpected first purchase with a billion-dollar windfall to a chaotic Anzac Day windshield mishap, Tiny’s got stories for days. Listen in as he spills on his most famous encounters, shares pick-up lines straight from the butcher’s shop, and recalls the c...

In this no-holds-barred episode of the Proper True Yarn Podcast, Tiny dives into his wildest security gigs, from reuniting Jimmy Barnes with his car keys in a small-town concert to witnessing an all-out 300-person brawl. Things heat up as he recalls an eye-popping strip club encounter and wraps up with the unpredictable chaos of Mud Balls and Music. Packed with laughs and jaw-dropping tales, this...

This Proper True Yarn episode is packed with jaw-dropping tales as Tiny takes us from croc hunting adventures in the remote Northern Territory to the chaos of 300-person brawls in the heart of Gympie. If that’s not enough, he shares a behind-the-scenes glimpse of guarding Good Charlotte during Schoolies, including a chef's meltdown over Domino’s pizza. Wild stories, close calls, and laughs you won...

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Tiny recounts his wild upbringing on a remote island in the Northern Territory. From feeding a seven-foot sawshark with a missing blade to surviving a sting on the family jewels by an Irukandji jellyfish, his tales of survival, wildlife encounters, and life in the wilderness are as unique as they are unforgettable. Tune in for a hilarious yet harrowing look at gro...

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Tiny recounts his unforgettable experiences traveling with Fred Brophy’s legendary boxing tent to the iconic Birdsville Races. From becoming the surprise Goanna Pulling Champion to being KO’d by a seven-foot giant in his first fight for the tent, Tiny paints a vivid picture of life under the canvas. Add in mud-soaked escapades, flooded tents, and the chaos of navi...

This Proper True Yarn episode is a knockout! Tiny, a seasoned boxing coach and tent fighter, joins the show to recount wild stories from his time in Fred Brophy’s legendary boxing tent. From battling 7-foot giants in the ring to witnessing the last of a true Aussie tradition, Tiny paints a vivid picture of life under the canvas. You’ll hear about crackheads at 4 a.m., Pokemon-inspired park perform...

In this Proper True Yarn episode, Rossco dives into his love for blues music, the legendary influences of John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Muddy Waters, and his own songwriting adventures aboard his boat. But it doesn’t stop there—Roscoe shares incredible stories of his Route 66 journey, the quirky charm of New Mexico, and a run-in with an unforgettable character named Bozo. From music to travel,...