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Welcome Back, Copyright Infringement 11.04.2021 1:09:33 ↓

A unicycle ride turned dark and a deity dot the Midwest highways.

Ted Teater and the Tom Toilet 07.01.2021 1:08:26 ↓

It's 2021. Welcome to Season 2, Electric Boogaloo. Play video games and don't beat up your cab driver.

Smooth Walruses with Crossbows 02.11.2020 56:42 ↓

Illinois and Iowa continue to contrast each other poetically, and our grandparents live under a rock.

War of the Squirrels 15.10.2020 1:09:07 ↓

We're tired. We tried. Have some squirrel facts, burgers, and dead bodies.

Kansas, Explain Yourself! 07.10.2020 1:08:00 ↓

An unexpected cohost breaks our conventions, but we forgive her because she's adorable.

Please Don't Kill Us, Tom Cruise! 29.09.2020 1:12:34 ↓

JTT vs. Devon Sawa, the great pyramids of Iowa, and we get derailed by trout.

Blockbuster Blues and Awkward Silences 24.09.2020 1:04:01 ↓

There may or may not be one Blockbuster store left on Earth, Katie reads on the beach, and Megan wants you to buy her jewelry.

Instead of Embezzling, Go See a Pig 15.09.2020 1:05:15 ↓

Katie dozes off while Megan recommends other podcasts.

Too Much Astrology and a Little Drunken Golf Carting 10.09.2020 1:06:18 ↓

What would you do if you were a goose? Also, don't go to Hardee's in Iowa.

Jesse Tuttle, Mac & Cheese Connoisseur 09.08.2020 1:00:48 ↓

Jesse Tuttle joins us this week to discuss his upcoming show and to answer life's biggest question: Is Greek yogurt good?

Behold! A Taco! 02.08.2020 1:00:03 ↓

We ask deep, philosophical questions, such as: why are platypus like that? And is the White Trash Bash a family reunion, or a yacht club party?

Why Doesn't Wyoming Love Us Back? 19.07.2020 59:27 ↓

Illinois has big trees, Iowa has a cool log cabin, and we are officially endorsing the movie, Sky High!

The Ocean is Scary! 12.07.2020 1:03:35 ↓

It may as well be Star Wars Day in the studio, but we talk about giant squids too.

Lizards and Sloths and Bears, Oh My! 06.07.2020 51:10 ↓

Iowa brings a little Italy to the States, while Illinois has a lizard problem.

Chinese Pizza and Generic Ryan Reynolds 29.06.2020 47:00 ↓

Today's episode features a lot of water and not enough carbs.

Salt and Pepper with a Dash of Bear 23.06.2020 55:28 ↓

Let's talk bears! And while we're at it, let's get into remakes and Coke.

Leftover Lasagna with a Side of Monster Prom 14.06.2020 57:15 ↓

Illinois now has an online divorce option and Megan enlightens us on the actual Netflix origin story.

Squirrel Picnics and Dudeist Priests 08.06.2020 1:02:04 ↓

Finally, some wholesome Illinois news! And how to get away with talking about whatever you want, uninterrupted.

Catholicism and Columbo 04.06.2020 1:03:33 ↓

How many takes on a David Fincher set does it take to give a spider a heart attack?

Sledgehammers and Squirrel Jails 25.05.2020 1:20:42 ↓

Did you know squirrel jails aren't for squirrels? A small town has a tool gang.

Nazis and Mom's Favorite Child 19.05.2020 1:08:24 ↓

Our mom calls the show and we argue about sleeping in jeans.

May the Fourth be with You 04.05.2020 39:45 ↓

A Star Wars celebration.

Places Not To Leave Your Alligator 04.05.2020 1:16:20 ↓

Josh Edwards joins the show to nerd out about Fallout and we're considering moving to Nebraska.

Death Death Revolution 27.04.2020 1:13:58 ↓

The great debate over Tony Stark and the relevance of a giant cement bull to crime rates.