I Hate This Team

On this episode we look forward to the Canucks being buyers at the deadline despite them having won one game in their last five, despite Quinn Hughes playing hurt and not finishing the game against Seattle, despite the Canucks having a positive expected goals percentage 5 times in their last 20 games, and despite Elias Pettersson losing all of his mojo and forgetting how to play hockey. If you'd l...

I had my favorite lunch today , 3 eggs mackerel with chunks of pepper jack cheese and Dash seasoning , 7 scoring chances for , 6 scoring chances against , 1 shot on goal , 0 goals , some ranch and 2 slices of buttered Italian bread and a Coke Zero This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THP...

Wetin be di point for watching di Canucks if dem no get Quinn Hughes? The number one Canucks Pidgin podcast returns to talk about the Canucks first game back after the Four Nations Faceoff, Kevin Lankinen's contract extension, and Brock Boeser's lack of contract extension. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Present...

"You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game. - Justin Trudea" - Me This is a patreon episode! If you'd like to listen to the other half head over to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https:...

Our treasured friend COA (@COAbrah_) returns to the show to chat about four nations facing off, how the Sabres are holding up this season, how he plagarized Boston Pizza, and Dylan Cozens. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for...

On this one we preview our review of National Lampoon's Pucked starring Bon Jovi, talk about the Canucks recent winnning streak without Quinn Hughes, the Canucks win over the the Maple Leafs, and the Noah Dobson rumours that have been swirling around. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use...

Step aside Elias Pettersson, we are nuthuggers for the other Elias Pettersson now. On this one we get excited about DPetey, react to the Marcus Pettersson contract, and introduce our new segment "Is EP40 good yet?" There's some stuff about players not named Pettersson as well. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support th...

In 2017 the Simpsons (S29E15) predicted the Vancouver Canucks would flip the conditional 2025 first round draft pick they received from the New York Rangers in the JT Miller trade, along with Vincent Desharnais and Danton Heinen to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exhange for Drew O'Connor and Marcus Pettersson If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://...

We did a y'all. Manifesting works. On this truncated emergency episode we react to JT Miller getting traded to the New York Rangers. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and...

Canucks fans are tired y'all..... on this one we talk about Jim "Moleman" Rutherford wilding out to Gary Mason, the Flames and Flyers making a trade, and how catastrophically bad Sleepy Soucy and No Juice Juulsen have been. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over...

On this one we explore our complex feelings surrounding the Pettersson trade rumours and how we think he has been pretty butt this year but almost certainly won't be butt forever.  We also pick the petals off of a flower and say "he loves me, he loves me not" with respect to Quinn Hughes. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon...

On this one we distract ourselves from how fetid this sordid Canucks team is by making a quarter-century team of players that we hated. Then we yelled about the Canucks for 30 minutes. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by...

Will JT Miller get traded or does nothing ever happen? Beyond the playing the hits with respect to a potential JT Miller trade, we also chat about the Canucks shitting the bed against the Kings on Thursday, and playing a pretty cool game against the dirty, heinous Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://pa...

[rob zombie in more human than human voice] yeah This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclusive offers! If you'd like to, support the show and...

So pretty much as soon as we stopped recording it was reported that Brännström was waived, so no reaction to that.  You can guess what it was though because we do talk about how stupid Tocchet's response was after being asked about scratching Brännström.  Beyond that we also talk about the Pizza Hut subreddit, a nasty picture of a turd, the Canucks shutting out the Leafs, the Canucks getting shut...

DO SOMETHING ALLVIN. WE ARE BEGGING YOU. But don't do that one thing. You know the one. On this one we react to the Canucks latest overtime loss against the Washington Capitals, as well as the Canucks other latest overtime loss against the Montreal Canadiens. We also address the Lying Fake News and their trade boards, and what seems to be growing tension between Tocchet and mangement. This is a Pa...

On this one we reflect on how naive and foolish we were to have positive expectations for the Vancouver Canucks, how catastrophic an Elias Pettersson trade would be, should the Canucks re-sign Brock Boeser and what the market for Boeser replacements would look like, and What's The Deal With JT Miller? If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patr...

On this one we chat about all the Pettersson/Miller bullshit, the repugnant game the Canucks played against the Flames on NYE, and we stumble upon Reid Boucher's biggest fan on X.com the everything app. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThi...

Friend of the show Chris James (Guys: A Podcast About Guys) returns to discuss being at yesterday's catastrophic collapse to the Seattle Kraken, the Rogers arena in game experience, whether or not it's a good idea to bring all your country's best players to an international tournament, and the sordid state of the Canucks defense. Check out Chris' podcast here: https://sites.libsyn.com/458346 If yo...

Shout out to the Sportsnet 650 texter I stole the episode title from. On this episode we chat about the Canucks putrid defense, Quinn Hughes ascending to godhood, the bizarre vibes surrounding the Canucks, and what a Byram trade might look like. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes h...

Folks, this team AutoBlows. On this one we chat about how the Canucks can MILK more out of their star players, Team Petey vs Team Miller, trade rumours, and the thrill of live hockey. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up at https://www.draftkings.com/ for exclu...

The most entertaining part of that game was when they spent 5 minutes fixing the ice at the end of the second period. Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) from CanucksArmy joins the show to chat last night's abomination, Desharnais rumours, Boeser rumours, and Ray Ferraro interview his wife's boss. Sorry that Stefan's mic is a bit quiet on this one by the way. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full s...

You know how everyone loves World of Warcraft Classic? Well this is I Hate This Team Classic where we get upset and sigh a lot. We also remember some guys, chat about JT Miller being back, Brannstrom not being back, remember a bunch of guys from 2007, and sloppy one thousands. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Pre...

I Hate This Team Buffalo correspondent COA (@COAbrah_) joins the show to chat everything that has gone wrong with the Sabres this season, Kevyn Adams' palm tree presser, and Terry Pegula's super superyacht. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam ! If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHat...

On this one we talk about the lying fake news media and their inability to give Pettersson credit where credit is due, Jim Rutherford's very brief interview, the 4 Nations Faceoff rosters, and the Canucks recent road trip. If you'd like to, support the show and receive weekly bonus episodes head on over to https://patreon.com/IHateThisTeam Presented by DraftKings - Use Promo Code THPN at sign up a...