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Are you ready for a new Singing competition show? Well Fox is.  This week we watch as Fox digs the bottom of the barrel with terrible avatar technology, judges watching live on small TVs, and 4 A list judges that say the same thing on Alter Ego. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ready to go back to high school metal shop? Remember learning about different welds, making crazy metal sculptures, and knuckle heads breaking the rules? Well Netflix has a show for you in Metal Shop Masters. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Football's back, baby! But have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes at training camp? The NFL is here to provide a very censored glimpse behind the curtain. Join us as we see how the world's most valuable team is gonna miss the playoffs this year as we watch Hard Knocks on HBO Maxim. S16E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Are you struggling with your love life?  Regular dating apps keeping you down? Well we may have a new captive audience for you.  Join us as we watch as young, old, and matchmakers find love with prisoners in Prisoner of Love on Discovery+ S01E01 || https://prisonloveandfriendship.com || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

I scream, you scream, we all scream for an hour long Ben and Jerrys ice cream commercial! Join us this week as we watch 6 people add chunks, swirls, candy, popcorn, peanuts, honey, bacon, and the kitchen sink into ice cream on Clash of Cones from The Food Network. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Do you enjoy watching celebrities show off their dog hot tubs, "secret" night clubs, bedazzled Don Julio 42 bottles, too large but mundane houses and more? Do you remember Cribs? Well MTV does.  Join us this week as MTV revives another classic reality show in Cribs S18E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we venture to an island of nice guys, funny hosts, sick pools, conflicted women, and most important of all Fuck Boys. err is it fboys? Anyway, join us as we watch HBO Max combine The Mole and Love Island in this PC dating show FBoy Island. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Do you enjoy interviewing? How about competing with 7 other people? 6 weeks? on TV? With Sharks!?  Well we have a job interview err Show for you.  This week we watch the executive producer of shark week try to find an intern on Shark Academy on Discovery+ S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Ever want to wear the best mask you've ever seen? Are you single? In England? Hot? Well then we have a show for you. Join us this week as we watch dates that fall all over the quality scale while looking ludicrous on Sexy Beasts on Netflix S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Did you ever feel Naked and Afraid needed more risk of death? The creators of Alone did, and they gifted us a moose of a show filled with lots of delicious, drama-filled meat. Join us as we watch Alone: The Beast on History. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we Slay or at least try to.  Join us for our Pride month special as we get introduced to Ballroom by seeing some awesome dancing, crazy outfits, and some great shade in Legendary on HBO Max S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

What could go wrong with ABC's reboot of a classic that involves Michael F**ing Bolton. Let's find out together shall we. This week we watched "celebrities" "date" 3 people with sexual innuendos in The Celebrity Dating Game(2021) on ABC. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Join us as we kick off a new season by bringing your favorite lamb related item and watching five comedians compete in completing bizarre tasks in the funniest ways in Taskmaster on youtube. S04E06 || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhxhHEI3Exk || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

After 50 episodes, the crew looks back at the highs and lows of Season  5, and crowns their best and worst of the season. || Theme Song:  "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by  grapes

PARTY PARTY PARTY!  Come to an island off the coast of Spain to spend a  weekend drinking at the beach and the club.  You'll have employees of  the hotel assigned to show you the best time (to an ethically  questionable degree), and it'll be the best weekend of your life even  though you can't remember.  We watched The Magaluf Weekender on ITV.  S03E01 || ht...

Throwing cakes in the oven? That's so 2010. Now throwing clay in an oven? That's the future of reality TV. This week we watched some less appetizing glazing in The Great Pottery Throw Down on HBO Max. S04E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

A small Maine town full of characters will be economically transformed by a lesbian with a love of moose droppings. We watched Tirdy Works on TruTV. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

You have 2 days to make a crazy underwater creature puppet; Can you do it? We watch as 10 individuals who can, compete to see who makes the best on Jim Henson's Creature Shop Challenge on syfy. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Good news - a brand new reality show has been born! This show has it all - a hot tub, alcohol, and...bridge building? Could bridge building be the path to great reality TV? Join us as we experience the drama of teamwork in The Bridge on HBO Max. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Do you have Morals? Do you like shows with Morals? If not we have a show for you! This week we watch as Rando McRando try to find true love among 12 young women by lying his face off by telling them he is royalty on I Wanna Marry "Harry". S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

Have you ever watched Crazy Rich Asians and thought it would make a good reality show? Someone at Netflix did, so this week we're watching Bling Empire and judging for ourselves. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

The latest reboot is 90s sitcom Home Improvement! Well, sort of. Tim Allen and Richard Karn get into the reality TV game by watching people build grills on a giant TV while cracking bad jokes. We watched Assembly Required on History Channel. S01E02 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

We've all been there - you and your partner have a hot stack of cash burning a hole in your pocket and can't decide what to do with it. Do you look into purchasing a house (yawn), or do you want to blow all that money on one rager of a wedding? We watched people struggle to make this decision on Marriage or Mortgage on Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom ||...

What happens if you put 10 Mexican comedians in a room where they can win a prize if they don't laugh? Not that much as it turns out. We watched LOL: Last One Laughing on Amazon Prime. || https://www.amazon.com/LOL-Last-One-Laughing-Season/dp/B07L47ZYV8 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes

This week we travel half way around the world to get a sense of how weddings are done. From insta posts to sexism to bridezillas we see it all in The Big Day On Netflix. S01E01 || Theme Song: "Crooked Mile (slinky rock mix)" by Hans Atom || Outro: "I dunno" by grapes