We Serve Droids

Chris and Scott play festive Star Wars games and discuss the Star Wars Holiday Special. We wonder at Gormaanda’s interesting cooking technique, Chewie’s perverted dad, and Wookiee pagan rituals. Gifts are exchanged, songs are sung, and nog is drunk in the best Life Day celebration ever.

We discuss the second half of Return of the Jedi. After playing a Thanksgiving game, we wonder if the Rebels called Lando’s references, what’s happening in the the Ewok Public Library, and can the Ewok witch-doctor cure the plague? Chris discovers a Double Agent Mustache and Scott thinks a Tri-Lamb is piloting the scout walker. There’s always … Continue reading Th...

We look back at the first half of Return of the Jedi. How kinky is Jabba’s Palace? How stinky is Bib Fortuna? Could Ellen Ripley have killed the Emperor? What are the best Star Wars monsters, and could Luke have been a professional wrestler? This is the episode with no safeword.

Scott and Chris are joined by fanthatracks.com’s Mark Newbold and they pick what Star Wars droids they’d want in a doomsday bunker. Scott and Chris go on to discuss their favorite and least favorite droids. Is Lobot a droid? Is Yoda our droid-racist grandpa? Did we watch the first episode of the Droids cartoon? And … Continue reading Gonk In Your Bunker – The Droid Epi...

Scott & Chris invent a new game that crosses the streams before discussing Rogue One. How many pieces of flair does Forest Whitaker wear? Why are the Rebels flying a forklift? Why do we spend so much time talking about Hook? All this and more as this episode flows through Rogue One like lava through Vader’s House.