The Soper & Brown Show Podcast

A dead bird does not age like a fine wine when left in a hot garbage can. Not poetry, just life at the Soper's. Matt gets out the lawn scissors and steps on the Dad Scale. We hear from Carl Brown the science guy. Our friends at Landshark are looking for a jailbreak? We must oblige. Patios are open, enjoy the weekend.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Skunked again. The impossible has become possible as the Soper's cat has now been skunked twice inside of a week. Carl tries to go 10-0 in wrestling trivia. The Brown's are car shopping. The dark, lonely and expensive secondary Lego market is explored. Nunchuk Brian gets an extension.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dink of the Day had a local angle. Don't be the punk who gets lifted (literally) out of a bar patio this weekend. No Lotto Max winner, we play on. Is the CN Tower trolling? A long poop? Or an elaborate hoax? Why does it say "succulent ham" in Carl's twitter bio? We answer 'em all.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ticks, ticks are everywhere. Stay inside. 3rd eye but useless. Cicadas = Tree Lobsters. Carl got an AC unit in his office. We try the Mustard/Watermelon combo, spoiler - it sucks. And we chat with local legend Tim Dennis!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Soper's got a pool! Just one small problem. Carl breaks one of his own neighbor etiquette rules. Soper Family vs the Birds is the feud of the summer. Dink of the Day is a 2 for 1 special. Ass Panda? Open Mic, Machine and the Monday Mailbag all here in todays show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carl isn't the only guy who doesn't rush to check his lotto. Biznasty backing down, you hate to see it. Soper's cat gets a 2nd skunking. How do slugs do it? Our first round of freak out Friday. Jeff impresses the Brown for Sons tickets. Recasting Hook. Horns on the Machine, Clip it and more on a Friday edition.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We explore the conspiracy theory amongst HTZ nation that Shelby Know and Matt's wife Chelsey are, in fact, the same person? Dueling dinks of the day. Oreo trivia. What impressed the Brown enough today to be worthy of Glorious Sons tickets? Lotto winnings, crickets mating, The Machine, Open Mic and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yeah we got Megaphones! Thanks Darryl! Paul Bissonnette bet what on the Leafs? We recap the Bricks/Adam bet. Did Joey take it easy on him? Impress the Brown goes down in flames. Password, open mic, The Machine and more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We gave away concert tickets for the first time in 14 months. Felt natural. Carl drops a bomb (in his own bathroom). More wrestling trivia, Num-chuks are illegal, the Browns are separate blanket sleepers. Carl's making another donation. Open mic, Machine and lots more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Or 2? Or 3? Wendy's has breakfast in the States? News to me. Matt takes on the Canadian Geography quiz. Carl doesn't use "aunt" and "uncle" is this weird? Or is he just 36? Nunchuck callers, Soper's wife is a card cheater. The Machine, Clip It, open mic's and more. Have a great weekend  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A survey of 10,000 people revealed that 8% think they could win a hand to paw fight with a Lion. In other news 8% of people might be irredeemable. Soper's geography is put to the test. Carl passes another round of wrestling trivia. The post show interview is explored. What about the post sex interview?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave that steak on the counter would you? I'm trying to get high. Soper & Brown review the "high meat" trend. Stupid baseball injuries return. Soper's US geography is tested. The Cicadas, they're horny! We cast Winnie the Pooh off Broadway with the HTZ staff.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from the long weekend with a Tuesday offering. Carl's dog got propositioned at 7/11? The Soper kids hit the splash pad. "Charlie bit me!" turned a profit. 407 birth = free rides. The yard poop conundrum. How is Carl not a LEGO guy? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Little pod for you as we head into a great long weekend. Soper got his shot and his wife got her ice cream (for being brave). Just a little delay while we sort some change on Matt's hood. Soper's goldfish memory says what? What? Hot sauce remains hot. Carl booked a flight! Clip it, Machine and lots more.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An emergency JubJub and a dink of the day starts the show off hot. Lets tear up a PT Cruiser. Carl is willing to ride a trike. Soper has some Dad assembly time. Carl needs to even the tan on his driving arm. Goat trades and the Soper's are dipping their toes into the pool market.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lets all meet Dan Campbell - Football Guy. Foreign objects in food and managerial nightmares from Carl Brown. Lets start Summer in May! Yeah, sure man, throw your slides on, who cares? Jolene? On this station? Soper's grand finale of remixes featuring Carl's "Pwuhh" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Soper and the kids played Bean Boozled; you know somebody has the job of flavor tester for this game right? Florida headlines, including our D of the D. Animals you don't want to be chased by ranked! DJ Soper is in the lab again with Carl's "pwuhh".  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's rich and then there is Chicken rich. We get the final price on the Cobain hair. Tetherball is a useless skill. We get robo-called on the Machine. John Cusack is just ok in bed. A round of Doug Tales and more on todays S&B show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt Soper - Tumbleweed liar. He'll never live it down. Carl got his first vaccine dose and is feelin fine. Cobain's hair is still up for auction. Enigma - Sadness, confirmed sex tune. Beverly is a babe name and we won't hear otherwise.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Check that display name before you log into a Zoom call with any legal ramifications. The many strange pets of HTZ nation. An awesome machine, including a call from Carl's sister. Honky Tonk Man, 3 cubes of sugar and a truly wild moment in Soper & Brown history. Soper doesn't believe in tumbleweeds. Carl is getting his first shot.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No need for presets if you're downloading this piece of audio gold. Carl apparently programs his radio like something out of "A Beautiful Mind". Our pal Geoff in Auckland takes issue with the infrastructure. Soper's dog is ugly, there's no way around it. A Parfait parlay? McDonalds underwhelming return. Brushes with fame and scams avoided. All on todays Soper & Brown show  See omnystudio....

The Soper's aren't a family that keeps a ton of physical memories of the kids - this according to Matt. But that's not true at all. Can you trust this man? 52 alien abductions seems like a lot. Carl is still wrestling rain man; if only he could use his genius for good. Sept 9th and the calendar controversy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shelby Knox is off this week and no contesting means the boys got time on their hands. Our pal Garrett the trucker is free! Cheating in horse racing? No way. Keep it to 60km on the farm roads. Soper's dealing with some dust. Machine, Trivia and more on todays Soper & Browns show.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ok, we may have gotten off on the wrong foot with Soper's neighbor. It's our bad, honestly. Carl saw a butt! Clip it is a total team effort. The Machine featuring Matt's Blender. Touchdown Willy's Tap & Grill gets the Bump. And of course, all of your Mothers Day Carl-O-Grams  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Felt like a Friday? Not the case apparently. Happy bday Joseph Bricks. Blue Jays are coming "home" to Buffalo and we chat all time baseball injuries. Low key animal rumble. A great Machine. May we inspect your neighbor? Duncan's Tartan Bake Shop gets the Bump.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.