The Rob Carson Show

-The show erupts after Democrats compare modern America to the 1857 Dred Scott era, with Rob repeatedly asking whether anyone seriously believes Republicans are plotting to send people “back to the cotton fields” in a country where everybody streams the same music and shops at Target. -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns joins the “Newsmax hotline” and sharply criticizes Rep. Ro Khanna’s comparis...

-Rob spends much of the hour torching Democrats for awkward Memorial Day messaging, including social media tributes to George Floyd, while sarcastically wondering why patriotism seems to trigger annual panic attacks on the left. -Rob spotlights Newsmax personalities Carl Higbie and Rob Finnerty for keeping live Memorial Day programming on-air while other networks ran reruns. Today’s podcast is spo...

-Congress exposes California Medicaid programs allegedly paying for “tribal prayers” and even exorcisms, causing Rob to wonder whether demon possession now comes with a government reimbursement code and co-pay assistance.  -Newsmax Hotline Guest Christian Toto joins Rob for a hilarious and sharp breakdown of Stephen Colbert’s collapse, arguing that late-night television destroyed itself by abandon...

-Rob blasts Maryland’s “accidental” mailing of 500,000 incorrect ballots, pointing out that losing a million dollars’ worth of election materials by mistake sounds less like incompetence and more like a really expensive magic trick. -The show celebrates Stephen Colbert’s downfall, arguing that the former late-night giant committed “professional suicide” by transforming a comedy show into an endles...

-Rob spends the hour gleefully reading the Democrats’ 2024 “autopsy report,” concluding that the party doesn’t need an autopsy at all — it needs pallbearers, a casket, and maybe a Viking funeral for good measure. -Newsmax Hotline Guest Tony Kinnett joins Rob for a hilarious and brutal takedown of the Democrats’ post-election “autopsy” report, calling it a disorganized disaster full of contradictio...

-The show argues that Democrats are panicking because racially gerrymandered districts are collapsing, comparing the moment to “the Berlin Wall falling” for inner-city voters who have spent decades hearing promises and receiving boarded-up grocery stores in return. -Ted Cruz delivers a historical flamethrower aimed directly at the Democrat Party, reminding everyone that poll taxes, Jim Crow laws,...

-The Southern Poverty Law Center takes a beating on Capitol Hill as lawmakers accuse the group of essentially creating the very extremism it claims to fight — proving once again that nothing boosts fundraising like manufacturing your own villains.  -Newsmax Hotline Guest Matthew Faraci joins Rob for a wide-ranging conversation covering the Southern Poverty Law Center, biblical foundations of Ameri...

-The show celebrates the possibility of Cuba finally becoming free while Rob dreams aloud about smoking a celebratory Cuban cigar in Havana — because nothing says “collapse of communism” quite like premium tobacco. -Guest Michael Charbon joins Rob live from Canada for a wide-ranging and comedic conversation covering everything from Rush albums to global politics. Charbonne praises Rob’s take on Tr...

-Washington, D.C. suddenly has working fountains, fewer homeless encampments, cleaner streets, and people smiling outdoors — leaving longtime residents wondering whether they accidentally wandered into Paris or a Trump campaign commercial. -Newsmax Hotline Guest Emily Sturge joins Rob to break down the absurdity of Democrats urging student athletes to boycott schools over redistricting battles, ar...

-Carson spends the hour accusing Senate Republicans of trying to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, while warning John Thune that crossing Trump supporters is basically the political equivalent of licking a live power outlet. -Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) joins Rob to discuss the MAGA movement’s growing dominance inside the Republican Party, the backlash against establishment Republicans like John...

-Rob Carson celebrates Donald Trump-backed candidates going “37 and 0,” compares MAGA voters to battle-hardened warriors, and practically hands out participation trophies to defeated Republicans headed for the political graveyard. -Thomas Massie gets primaried out by Republican voters after seven terms, and Rob delivers a sermon-meets-pep-rally monologue declaring MAGA is not just a political move...

-Rob spends half the hour accusing Maryland Democrats of accidentally mailing 500,000 ballots the same way someone “accidentally” orders tequila shots at 2 a.m.—nobody believes it was an accident. -China expert Gordon Chang joins Rob to break down Donald Trump’s high-stakes summit with Xi Jinping, calling it one of the most historically important U.S.-China meetings since Nixon. Chang says Trump p...

-Rob spends much of the hour arguing January 6 was less an “insurrection” and more a giant political setup involving FBI informants, opened Capitol doors, edited media clips, and enough conspiracy fuel to keep cable news employed for another decade. -Rob cheers Trump’s proposed $1.7 billion compensation fund for January 6 defendants, arguing that four years in prison without trial deserves more th...

-Rob declares open season on “RINO Republicans,” gleefully predicting political extinction events for Thomas Massie, Bill Cassidy, John Cornyn, and anyone else who forgets MAGA owns the GOP now. -Rep. Ralph Norman joins Rob to celebrate the political collapse of establishment Republicans, argue that voters are demanding consequences for career politicians, and insist America is in a spiritual batt...

-Climate change predictions take another beating as Rob gleefully revisits a “humanity ends in 10 years” prophecy from 2016 and points out that inconveniently, people still exist and it’s merely hot outside. -Hilary Fordwich joins Rob to discuss the massive anti-Islamist protests sweeping Great Britain, describing the demonstrations as the largest she’s ever seen and a direct rebellion against Pri...

-Cuba appears to be collapsing under the weight of communism, and Rob practically starts planning the courtroom seating chart for a future Castro family tribunal while reminding listeners that communism’s résumé includes roughly 100 million dead people.  -Kaitlin Bennett of Liberty Hangout joins Rob to hilariously recount her viral confrontation at the University of Central Florida, where open-bor...

-Rob returns from Washington spiritually recharged after a massive patriotic faith rally, and declares that joy, patriotism, and faith are crushing the left. -Incumbent Senator Bill Cassidy loses his GOP seat after years of anti-Trump positioning, while Rob gleefully narrates his downfall like a WWE announcer calling the final round of the Swamp being drained. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : CHA...

-Rob celebrates Friday by predicting the possible collapse of Cuba, the liberation of Iran, and the total humiliation of Democrats — all before the first commercial break. -Rob unleashes on the COVID establishment, accusing Fauci, the media, and the federal government of hiding the Wuhan lab truth while Americans were busy arguing over masks, hydroxychloroquine, and whether standing six feet apart...

-The show erupts over reports that H1B visa holders were getting homes with almost zero money down while ordinary Americans were apparently expected to sell a kidney just to afford a down payment. -A completely normal Friday with guest Mary Walter somehow spirals into baby-name sociology, vegan misery, mosquitoes preferring drunk people, sardine nutrition, seed oils, and whether Brie is an accepta...

-The show marvels at China treating Trump like “the most important leader in the world” while Rob gleefully reminds listeners that Joe Biden once needed special tiny airplane stairs and a nap schedule. -Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal) joins the show and unloads on Democrats’ latest electoral schemes, Kamala Harris’s rambling reform ideas, racial gerrymandering battles, and Steve Cohen’s “becoming blac...

-Rob compares Donald Trump’s China diplomacy style to “an iron fist inside a velvet glove,” proving once again that complimenting world leaders while quietly terrifying them is apparently an art form. -Pete Buttigieg gets caught being coached on how to sound like a normal human being around voters, turning what was supposed to be a relatable campaign stop into an accidental audition tape for “Most...

-The show revisits COVID insanity, including the magical vaccine that allegedly stops transmission… until it doesn’t… but maybe sort of helps… while horse dewormer somehow becomes scarier than a virus cooked up in a lab. -Adam Guillette joins Rob to expose how the Southern Poverty Law Center allegedly fuels division while pushing activist curriculum into schools nationwide. The conversation dives...

-Trump heads to China with America’s business heavyweights in tow, essentially turning the trip into the geopolitical version of a mob boss “friendly conversation.”  -Michael A. Charbon joins the show to break down Canada’s latest chaos, from Chinese EVs flooding north of the border to Alberta flirting with separation, while also mocking Justin Trudeau, MSNBC, and Barack Obama’s $400,000 Canadian...

-Rob launches into a full-scale takedown of the modern race narrative, arguing America had largely moved past racism until politicians and media outlets discovered outrage was more profitable than unity.  -Carl Higbie’s NEWSMAX commentary sparks a nostalgic detour where Rob recalls growing up poor with government cheese, field work, one pair of shoes a year, and enough rural chaos to make a realit...

-Rob cheers as FBI Director Kash Patel verbally body-slams lawmakers accusing him of partying on the job, while reminding Congress that arresting gang members works a lot better than sipping margaritas with them. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins the Newsmax hotline to break down Trump’s Beijing visit, China’s weakening grip on Iran, and the possibility of major military action in the Middle Ea...