The John Clay Wolfe Show

Hoebots, ROLL OUT! Elon Musk’s new robots just dropped and while serving drinks and chatting with tech bros is cool, our aspiring entrepreneur DJ Pre-K knows what the people really want! Good thing he just opened up his new store full of promiscuous robots with price points for any budget. I think Elon’s got some competition. Your move, creep!   Thanks for joining us for this week's #JCWPodcast #J...

Neighbor, if you know us, you know the Wolfe Pack is ALWAYS down for a party on the weekend...but this particular weekend? It's a downhome, wheels on party times a hundred--because our Rattle & Roll rally and car show is this weekend in our own little hometown of Walnut Springs, Texas! And you'd better know, we've got a TON of classic cars, bikes, trucks, and good time buddies heading by to ce...

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Well howdy partner, come on in! The Wolfe Pack is down one member with Bobbo out sick--but we pulled off a fantastic show anyway--John's concerned about his ol' buddy Joe Exotic, who's in isolation for a strange infection that's going around the federal medical facility where he's incarcerated; Speaking of good times, it's Texas/OU weekend in Dallas, and we're giving away tickets! Of course, JD Ry...

We're going to the beach! An EXPENSIVE beach that is. John was recently home from his family vacation to the Bahamas and it turns out he's giving off more Griswold vibes than he thought. From bogus charges to expensive drinks, it seems like the island is trying to leave his pockets flat. Yet, you find joy in the small things, like your teenage son exposing you for looking at bikini ladies!   Thank...

Hey there neighbor, welcome to Saturday! You're gonna be glad you stopped by, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has got some good stuff going on: Johnny C. is slowly but surely putting our little home town of Walnut Springs, Texas on the map, and in a good way! Of course, we're beaming out from our studio South of town, with JD Ryan's briefcase full of news, Bobbo's quirky-weird comic genius, Colonel Turley's...

Let a joyful noise rip! After John's breakfast is ruined by a distracted fart wrangler, he ponders upon his own faith in the goodness of this world. Luckily, our own Reverend Charles is there to lend a prayer for John to help him get through these gaseous times. The wise reverend waxes poetically on how to avoid the pitfalls of gas and how to DO BETTER! Inside AND outside Thanks for joining us for...

Well, what a difference a week makes! While we were congratulating ourselves on such a nice little program on behalf of our "skeleton crew" of diehards after last week...it sure is good to have the whole team together again! Yes, JD and Gigi are back, we're ready for our farewell to September edition of the John Clay Wolfe Show--and we've got a LOT to offer! John's pal Adam Carolla stops by to tal...

Hot momma! Everybody has that one friend who they'd REALLY like to get closer to their friend's family. It turns out there's a lot of folks out there who have sealed the deal! John and Bobbo recount their own memories of cougars, but the listeners have had some real in the field experience. From keg stands to pineapples, we hear from EVERY side of the story and it turns out there is a chance that...

Welcome back to your favorite Saturday fun time! This week, the Wolfe Pack has stacked the program in a perfect form to catch us in our best light--despite the fact that we're on a Skeleton Crew this week: JD Ryan is off on family business, and Gigi is dealing with an all-new health challenge...so we're bringing you a "classic" five-man show, with John Clay, Bobbo, Turley, PreKay and DJ Homeschool...

A good memory can last a lifetime through a bad tattoo and our listeners have plenty of them. John sets it off by recounting a drunken Spring break that resulted in his friend getting a Best Western logo inked, but I think the listeners have him beat. From a pair of lips where the sun don't shine to Chilean flags on proud Texans, these mistakes are here to stay!   Thanks for joining us for this we...

Grab a seat gang, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has BIG stuff happening on this week's show! John Clay welcomes our special guest, Dee Snider--lead singer of Twisted Sister, host of radio's House of Hair with Dee Snider, and tireless purveyor of all things Rock! Plus, our friend Joe Exotic has a lot to say about life in the joint, his varying degrees of probability in obtaining a pardon and release, crazy...

These are the tales, the freaky tales! And boy, do our listeners tell them so well. John puts out the question "Where is the strangest place you've done the deed?" and our proud audience answered in droves. From rooftops, to horse troughs to while SKYDIVING??!! I thought our crew was a wild bunch but we've got nothing on the people tuning in every Saturday morning!   Thanks for joining us for this...

Good news Wolfe Packers, there's a party at the W6 Ranch--and you're invited! Join John Clay in his quest to enhance and dominate the wholesale car biz--Classics, Collectibles, run-of-the-mill domestics and imports, trucks, RVs...it's a dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it, and he's The Man! Of course Gigi is on hand to keep the conversation hot n' tasty, while JD Ryan brings all the news that's...

Money can make your dreams come true but is it the key to making MILFs?? John noticed a plethora of dimepiece moms dropping their kids off at a private school and it got him wondering, just how much does money play a factor in attractiveness? The crew takes a deep dive into classism, social economics and..oh who am I kidding, we're all just trying to catch us a big fish in a nice tax bracket! Mone...

Well hey neighbor, come on in! We're smack dab in the middle of good ol' John Clay's birthday week--and we are celebrating! You'd think such an atmosphere of pure joy would hold up the old "work time" clock, but...well, Johnny C. has still got cars to buy--a lot of 'em--and it's a good time listen to hear him do it! Meanwhile, our own Gigi Drummond has got an unsurprisingly brilliant turn phrase f...

Love is in the air! Our recently retired Uncle Roy stops by the studio to give us his 3 major rules on dating and why you cant break away from them. Some of these laws might surprise you, but he swears they work for him. We also get a breakdown of how Uncle Roy came around and became part of the family. It sounds like his rules are a bit controversial and we have a fan call in to ask what the hell...

Hey there gang, how ya doin'? We're awful glad to see you again, but before we bury the lead, this week's big news is: Gigi's back! And she'll fill us all in on where she's been and how she feels after a VERY difficult health scare--and how happy she is to be back with the Wolfe Pack on a fine Saturday morning! And, speaking of our time together, we've got some HILARIOUS stuff for you: Johnny C. i...

On your mark, get set, almost die! John's enjoying the spoils of the car business by taking a Lamborghini out for a drive and of course, a car like that is going to attract some Challengers. John's not one to pass up a chance to show off, but as soon as he thinks he's got a hold on it, here comes a dip that launches him in the air. Fortunately the great handling kept him alive, but it was enough f...

And just like that--it's Saturday again! Lucky we ran into ya too, 'cause the Wolfe Pack has got a LOT of show to handle, and a short crew to handle it with: Johnny C. is still on a buying spree, fresh in from a week's worth of car shows, rallies and races in Cali--with lots of stories to tell and car market wisdom to share; our own JD Ryan has the corner on "hard info" that's worth knowing about,...

Esteemed rap producer John Clay Wolfe is trying to get his Suge Knight on by helping our call screener DJ Pre-K with his latest record and we've even enlisted the lovely Gigi to provide a sample of her sensual voice for the hook. The crew likes the record but they don't LOVE it, so John calls upon the tactics of great white hype Vanilla Ice to try and turn Pre Kay into the world's next big rap sta...

Hey there Wolfe Pack, welcome back--are you ready for a wild ride? Johnny C. is jet setting the Southwest this week, buying cars like candy bars and building the GMTV biz, and his climactic last stop is in the Big Chair at KLOS studios in Los Angeles! Luckily, we've got high-powered digital doodads and enough technical savvy to bring him in live, right from the West Coast--and he's got a LOT of gr...

THIS JUST IN: John can be a bit hard to please and a bit distracted as well so when the esteemed professional JD Ryan keeps on tryin' to read the stories, John decides to have a rundown to see if any of them are worth diving in to. They run the gamut from hooking up in a middle eastern taxi cab to the 2004 Dodge Intrepids, they cover a bit of everything [Except for the world's fastest toilet]   Th...

Hey there, it's always great to see you at the W6 Ranch...hope you dressed lightly though, because kicking off August is already a damned hot proposition...lucky, we've got an awesome AC and a truckload of ice-cold, tasty beverages to share! AND, we've got a hell of a great show to lay out while we shelter from the heat...our own JD Ryan has got your first breaking news of the day, with Aerosmith...

John's trying to stay out of trouble while his wife is out of town so he decides to hit the town and runs into a bunch of his ol' running buddies! It seems like John is late to the party though, and when he finds out why, he's ready to open a can of whup ass. From asking to borrow John's jet to bragging about his son taking John's daughter out, his buddy was digging a hole that he's gonna need hel...