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Things go from bad to worse when the punk band "Kill, Pussy, Kill!" gets abducted and taken prisoner by a deranged madman who has a series of violent games planned for them. While this movie has a weird Halloween theme, it's hardly felt throughout the movie. Instead, it kind of feels like one big mess, but Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill! was as enjoyable as its title might seem and...

Spooky Season is back and we're starting October off strong with the Michael Myers-less Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Silver Shamrock masks are all the rage this year, but there's a sinister plot devised by the owner of the company, Conal Cochran, that Doctor Daniel Challis plans to get to the bottom of. While this is a departure from the Halloween films prior starring the evil Mic...

In Big Legend, an ex-soldier heads back into the woods of the Pacific Northwest to search for his missing wife who may have been abducted by Big Foot. Big Legend has been a movie we've heard some good things about so we wanted to give it the proper Final Friday salute and give it a review. Watch the movie and check out our review. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https...

Jigsaw is back and has set Detective Eric Matthews on a search for 8 people including his son who are trapped in an undisclosed factory where time is running thin. We're reviewing Saw II in the final week of Sequel September and we're happy to have our Final Friday co-host Mike G to discuss another Saw movie which we loved as kids. If you haven't had a chance to watch the Saw movies...

When the patriarch of a feral woodland family dies, they take a man in the woods captive and transform him to become one of their own.  A very misleading title and opener, Plank Face , gives the audience the idea that a man wearing a wooden face will be going around cutting people up. Instead, it's the idea that a feral incestual family must continue their feral tradition and bloodline by tak...

A group of friends decide to spend a few nights near the Crystal Lake campsite which will be a weekend they'll never forget as they soon encounter Jason who is on a murderous rampage. Friday the 13th Part III was actually made to create a 3D experience for the audience and has specific kills to flex this technology. While it's a campy horror at its worst, it still provides good old slash...

Here's a brilliant idea, a Saw parody featuring torturous coleslaw games, 13 years after Saw was released. Two brothers, who absolutely adore food, torture the patrons of a restaurant after they ruin their night out. Slaw was......something. If you liked Saw, well, this film really has nothing to do with it...at all. It just has coleslaw. Oh and Kevin Nash. Check out our website The Final Pod...

Angela is back at summer camp and this time she's a counselor sending all the naughty campers packing. Of course, she tells her boss, Uncle John, the campers are just going home, but she's really sending them to their grave. Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers stars Pamela Springsteen, who is Bruce Springsteen's sister. She plays Angela who is much older in this movie, but continuing...

It's Friday and it's finally time we discuss the action legend that is Steven Seagal. A man that can do so little, but oh so much at thee same time. He's electric on-screen and we never know what he's going to rip out in a movie. In A Good Man, he is referred to by his call sign "Ghost," but Alexander is a man sent on a mission to take out a terrorist and an arms deal...

We are ready for the 2nd annual Sequel September and reviewing fan favorite, Final Destination 3 starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Death is back and following 6 students who disturb the Grim Reaper's order of things on a roller coaster. Sticking to its roots, the 3rd installment in the Final Destination series of movies features impossibly brutal kills and keeps the audience on the edge of th...

California might finally be done for good in San Andreas Mega Quake and it's a race against time for a few brave scientists including Dr. Jan Werner and his ex-wife, Deborah. Amidst a massive earthquake threatening the state, their daughter is trapped in the epicenter of the seismic activity. Can they save their daughter? Can they save California? Should they save it? All and much more in thi...

So get this. Your wife asks for a divorce and of course, it absolutely shatters your world. But you're actually Sam Neil's character, Mark, in the 1981 horror drama, Possession , where that's actually the least of your worries cause you'll soon encounter demonic sex goo and your son will tragically die from the trauma. Oh and just watch for the spiral staircase. It's a wac...

When volcanic eruptions cause lava-spewing spiders to rise up and destroy Los Angeles, an unlikely hero in the form of washed-up action movie star, Colton West, rises to the occasion to save his family and his city from becoming ash. In a movie that couldn't be more ridiculous, Lavalantula has a charm that's hard to explain. The chemistry between Steven Guttenberg and Patrick Renna keeps...

A paranormal detective researching an ancient civilization soon realizes he plays a central role in the war between the world of the light and the dark. Alone in the Dark is the 2nd movie we reviewed from Uwe Boll, who has a reputation for video game adaptations, although not a good one. We previously reviewed House of the Dead earlier this year and while it was a fun watch, the movie was not the...

When a fracking incident causes a rare species of prehistoric sharks to come to the surface, they target a group of female prisoners who use a work program to escape. These sharks have ability to travel through both land and water and immediately kill anybody in their way. The sharks are deadly, the women prisoners are hot, and the kills are wild. This is a movie that we had to review. Check out o...

In a movie that pits man vs nature, Lamb is a horror drama set in a farm in Iceland where a family takes a lamb away from its mother and raises it as their own. This movie is dark and at times disturbing and features an ending nobody could have seen coming. Whether people enjoyed this movie or not, it's thought provoking and interesting at the very least. Hotboy's cousin, Matt, joins the...

In what we believe is the highest budge movie we've reviewed on Final Friday, Blood Vessel  is the combination of war and demon. When WWII survivors hop onto a large rescue ship, they soon realize that it contains a mysterious demon vampire. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follo...

Sarah and her friends get more than they asked for when exploring a cave that inhabits creatures who want nothing more than to tear their faces off of their faces. The Descent is a thrill ride all the way through and the character dialogue outside the cave allows for interesting interactions when they are trapped in the cave. This is Shane's favorite horror movie and one that we loved watchin...

It's a bad day to break the law when the Amityville Cop is around or just a bad day in general. This demonic cop has a haunted link to the local police force and it's up to two detectives to put a stop to the evil cop. Watch Amityville Cop and check out our review. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The...

Hide and Seek is a fun game to play when you're a kid. It's a little weird to play on your wedding night as an adult though. This takes the newly married, Grace, by surprise as it should. Nobody expects to play a game the night of their wedding. This isn't any ordinary game of Hide and Seek, though. Grace soon realizes that when her new family finds her, they plan on sacrificing her...

After disabled Marcus is bullied and accidentally killed, he meets vengeful clowns in the woods as he wanders the afterlife. These clowns, who have revenge on their own minds, also influence him to kill those who have done him harm. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on Facebo...

In the final week of The Summer Shandy, we review the biggest shark movie of the 90's and one of the more popular creature feature movies over the last few decades, Deep Blue Sea. Curing Alzheimer's using shark proteins is the goal for the scientists at a remote research facility holding some of the most intelligent sharks in the world. Unfortunatey for the researchers, the sharks are ju...

Cindy's life appears that it can't get worse until she gets a house-sitting opportunity that could change her life. Unfortunately for her, there's a serial killer on the property that has been released from an insane asylum. Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on...

Who would have guessed there is an ancient species of killer piranhas under the earth that would get unleashed after Richard Dreyfuss spills a beer in the lake causing an earthquake. Most likely no one, but that's the craziness behind Piranha 3D , our third week of The Summer Shandy. Bryan and Shane have seen this movie more times than they can count and it never gets old. Mike "Bratwurs...

Axegrinder is a campy slasher movie that really is all over the place. There's a masked killer slashing up campers. His identity is a mystery and the film always makes you question everything. Even your own sanity.  Check out our website The Final Podcast Join the Discord https://discord.gg/nFSnEE9wG2 Subscribe to our YouTube channel The Final Podcast - YouTube Follow us on Facebook The Final...