The Danny Palmer Show

Send us Fan Mail Yo we feel this ep is pretty dope. Lotso Space Quizzes.  Even though it doesn't seem fair that Zach doesn't say "A B C D" when providing his answer choices WE GOT THROUGH IT.   Missions to Mars are indeed taking off this year dude. 2020 baby! Okay maybe Danny was wrong in thinking they were manned. They aren't. But we're GETTING THERE. Last week'...

Send us Fan Mail The first 11 minutes of this week's ep are insane lol. Honored to have our good buddies Ricky Velez (King of Staten Island-Release date June 19th, 2020!) and Giulio Gallarotti (Host of Oops! The Podcast). Follow them on Insta: @rickyvelez @notjulio Dude, we are sending AT LEAST 4 missions to Mars IN 2020 WHICH IS INSANE!!!  As are Zach's holiday Instagram posts lol. The...

Send us Fan Mail Year in review ep kids! Thanks for listening to our space pod we love you! Platonically. For now.  Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how t...

Send us Fan Mail Yerp, the ole holidays have hit which means Ep 33 is coming out later this afternoon. Hey, sue us! Wait, don't actually. We don't have many assets.  Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivingto...

Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas everyone! Spaceeeeee Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know how to? I don’t know how it works. Let’s just leave this thing be:...

Send us Fan Mail Space!  It's out there, man.  Shi* is going down.   Back on Earth Zach dropped out of community college after failing Counting 101.   One planet is mostly liquid and one is mostly gas.  Didn't you just kind of assume they all were solid? We sure did.  Also, dude? We might be able to reverse aging in 10 years. Is that related to Space? Some might argue YES. Support the sh...

Send us Fan Mail Do you guys like to party and chill during the holidays? So do we. Wait, that's not space related. Most of this episode actually is, actually!   Dark matter, man.  Shi* makes no sense. We don't even know what we don't, like, even know.  Plus Zach dishes some rad knowledge on Venus and fights random people in the streets.   Space!  Support the show Thanks for listeni...

Send us Fan Mail Your turkey would be all floating around and shi* in Space man.  Pretty wild. I mean, our heroic astronauts on the International Space Station are living that reality. American AND Russian. Partying side by side. Pretty lit.  But this episode is actually coming out on Black Friday.  Shop for some sick athleisure wear for your rocket ship to knowledge via your favorite Space Pod.  ...

Send us Fan Mail Welp, Danny and Zach are down in Miami for a wedding (not their own) so we present to you...The Drunk Episode. At first we thought it would be super hilarious. But upon further review.  I mean, I don't know dude. It's something.   Feel free to mock us on social media! We can take it! People with drinking problems can handle a lot!  Space, dude. Whoa.  Support the show Th...

Send us Fan Mail Someone legit brought Danny flowers during the recording of this episode. That's pretty legit.  Do they have flowers in Space? They do not. One year on Neptune is like a super long time. There's also some mad expensive asteroids up there too man.  If you snagged one and brought it to Earth you'd be super rich.   These and other topics are discussed on this, the 28th...

Send us Fan Mail Will Danny and Zach's friendship last longer than Voyager's just begun interstellar journey?  That would be...impossible.  Voyager I and II are going to outlive everyone on this planet by a goddamn country mile. Voyager I and II continue to do insane shi*, man.  They went through the heliopause! What, you might ask, is the heliopause? Tune in, Space Cult members!   Space...

Send us Fan Mail How bad would a hangover on the International Space Station be? Gonna go out on a limb and say pretty bad.  A lot of sharp, crisp corners aren't what you need in that dark hour. Welcome to November, Space Cult members.  Is that the term we're going with? Space Cult? Seems innocuous yet alluring.  Kind of like Space itself.   People have written some beautiful thoughts ab...

Send us Fan Mail Space! This is a primarily cum based podcast.  We are cum based lifeforms (not carbon).  This is not the Drunk Pod ep, but we did record one recently. But, you know...this one is probably significantly better due to us not being drunk lol. Let's party on Mars, like, ASAP. With other certainty perfectionists.   Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and...

Send us Fan Mail What Happens If You Go Into Space Without A Space Suit On? Do You Explode? These are the kinds of questions we ask on our sick Space podcast.  And the answer is: We're not sure. But it's fun to think about stuff. Should we change the name of the pod to F**k You, Space? Whoaaaaa. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type sloga...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa.  Should we change the name of this pod to F*ck You Space! ? lol Listener feedback can be A LOT to handle. We're getting there. Communication satellites are wayyyyy the f above the Earth dude. Like, it's far. Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @bla...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa.  Zach's scooter malfunctioned and he flipped over the handlebars on the Williamsburg Bridge. Yikes. He's okay though. Unfortunately. Zach does really well at space quizzes. Kid's smart. How much space does the sun, planets, and moons take up in the solar system? It's an insanely small amount. Also, we're getting bombarded with Mars rocks every year....

Send us Fan Mail Whoa, dude. Pretty sick. 21 episodes about Spaceeeeeee....it's out there man. It's real. For some reason unrelated to Space Danny and Zach start to take the Hare Psychopathy Checklist lol.  Danny has his suspicions... Also the Space Quizzes this week are pretty sick. Lot of stuff to learn about what's going on out there.  We also talk about different types of stars,...

Send us Fan Mail Whoa! 20 episodes! That's like twice as many as ten! This one is pretty lit.  We talk about mean teachers we had in high school, weird shi* Zach thinks is funny, building a tube to the moon, I don't know man how many of these things do I have to type? Is anyone reading these descriptions anyway? I'm gonna stop typing this and go watch a movie. Links for further read...

Send us Fan Mail Zach and Danny are reunited in joy! Check out Ep 19! We'll put more notes later! lol Spaceeeeeeee Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington St.) And subscribe to my Patreon? Maybe? If you know h...

Send us Fan Mail This week we were honored to have incredible comic Ricky Velez for part 2 of our Crime In Space series. Tune in! He’s funny as fuck.  Instagram: @rickyvelez  Support the show Thanks for listening! Listen, rate, subscribe and other marketing type slogans! Here's my Insta: @dannypalmernyc @thedannypalmershow @blackcatcomedy (NYC stand-up show every Friday at 9 pm. 172 Rivington...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Ep 17! CRIME IN SPACE This is the first of an ongoing mini series on Space: What the F**k, Dude?! (Cue dramatic music) Whoa! We've created our own sub genre with the genre of NSFW Astronomy Podcasts (a genre we, like, created).  Listen in to the real life, current crime drama involving a US astronaut on the International Space Station.  Not even joking. You can che...

Send us Fan Mail How many kitchen appliances would Zach have sex with and, more directly, which ones? These and other pressing questions (some involving Space) are covered in our Molly Ringwald episode. Episode 16!  It would probably be Ep 18 or 19 if we weren't too stupid to lose entire episodes due to audio issues lol. One day we'll be in a studio. ONE DAY.  But it's fun to record...

Send us Fan Mail Danny and Zach are back! No "Mash Up" aka our schedules didn't align this week! This week is a REAL f*ckin' pod yo.  And you guys, honestly--we're learning more about Space. We're, like, learning shi*.  Take that, all you feedback haters! Saying we're dumb and don't know anything about Space! Okay, fine, point taken--but WE'RE LEARNING....

Send us Fan Mail UPDATE: This episode has been updated to include Zach's portion! Updated on 8/11/19.  Sickkkkkkkkkk dude. Whoa! More crazy shi* is going on in space, you guys.  Some insane planet way out there is doing some insane shi*. Meanwhile journalists love to write fear mongering stories about what if an asteroid hit Earth? Don't worry, Space Cult Members, it's mad unlikely....

Send us Fan Mail The name of our Podcast is not "I Forgot" as a comedy emcee recently stated when introducing Zach onstage. Lol.  It's about Spaceeeee. Zach learned a bunch of shi* about how the Moon affects Earth and vice versa. They're, like interacting. Way back in the day Mars might have had giant oceans and then them oceans got smashed into by a meteor and then THAT f*ckin...