Survivor: Turning Back Time

Jared and Steven explore race, cars, and knowing when you’ve won the argument.

Jared describes a real life heist and Steven does his best.

Jared and Steven share a single mint during their struggle to survive the harsh Chicago winter

Jared and Steven hop on tables and see who can stay off the floor the longest.

Jared and Steven fly kites, hock Snickers, and discuss how to win a challenge while not losing a season.

Steven and Jared go over the early season predictions and disagree sometimes.

Steven and Jared win podcast of the year on the technicality that all the other podcasts were not within reach of a chain at the end of the challenge.

Jared and Steven decided that instead of a podcast they will set up a commune and live off the game energy Boston Rob emits and crab..

Jared and Steven cringe alllll episode. So much cringe.

On today’s episode, Jared and Steven discus buoyancy, the origin of the blindside, and why pee is not the answer.

On this episode Steven and Jared explore themes of Mexican cuisine, and who may or may not be whose mother while answering the age old question: which is worse, rotting fish or Malort?

Jared, Steven, and special guest Michaela learn how to become the hole-iest we can be.

Jared and Steven find out what makes a true expert marksman and why the answer is a pudding cup.

Jared and Steven go on a mission to overthrow the great tyrant Bryant Gumble.

On this episode Steven and Jared learn that maybe the real white saviorism was the trucks we won along the way.

On this episode Steven and Jared take a side adventure to explore the beauty of Africa and alcohol. Wait, what’s that? There’s a game going on? Eh go away no time for your “strategy”. We have wildebeests to watch die!

Jared and Steven explain why you shouldn’t shout your friend’s religion out at the top of your lungs due to their misfortune and take a strong stance on Frank’s favorite political argument.

Jared is out of town so Steven is writing the description… uh. How’s it going? Did you have a good holiday break? Want to hear us break down the complexities of the Oxford comma?

On this episode Jared and Steven. Wait. Does anyone actually read these? Could I put anything I want here and no one would notice? We are all just insignificant specs of dust on the glasses of an uncaring universe, what difference does one description make? Oh and survivor happens and stuff.

On this episode Steven and Jared reunite after a long week and a half of Jared not only burning the candle at both ends, but adding new wicks. Ethan stays in the background, Brandon throws a pity party, and Tom is still creepy.

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss the horrible things they would or wouldn’t do to each other. (Not really, but man that would be a good bit)

On this episode Jared apologizes to boomers while Steven laughs at him, already having the foresight that his takes age like milk. Domestic Abuse Hotline: 800.799.7233

On this episode Steven and Jared continue to break down boomer politics, Jared commits to the bit, and Steven threatens to fist fight a wild ox on national television.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch Linda begin to create her own mythology around the gods of Africa. And they big mad.

On this episode Jared and Steven answer life’s hard questions such as: who is video conferencing whom?