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SKATCAST presents: The Dipshit Files with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper #12 on Peter Bryan - the cannibal Dipshit! Today's Dipshit: [Peter the Dipshit] - Mrs. Script Keeper takes us on a gruesome tale through a real Dipshit's life. It's dark. We try and lighten it up with a healthy dose of mini-skit-skats, but it's seriously dark. You've been warned. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other s...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #24 is ready for you. All that's left is your consent. Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind | ] - What is the meaning of life? Scientists ask the Script Keeper for some reason and it is dumb. [SKATCAST Nurse Fairy Rhymes | ] "The Three Snake Leaves" - The cast of SKATCAST tackle this lesser-known Brothers Grimm tale. [Ambling Through Religious History | ] - "Bag o' Bel...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #23! Today's Bullshit: Dave and Angus travel all over the state of Utah, from the busy metro area of Salt Lake City, Provo and Ogden to the more sparsely populated areas, including Skinwalker Ranch, a Mars Desert Research facility and a house made into a giant rock. Utah is beautiful, full of amazing folks, and some questionable dri...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The DIPSH*T FILES #11 with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. Today's Dipshit: Todd Kohlhepp is one of the biggest assholes to have ever walked the Earth! His arrogance is hard to believe! Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper tell the story of the "Amazon Review Killer" and he earns a number of nicknames. There are six mini-SkitSkats in this episode. Visit us for more epis...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #23 is ready for your enjoyment! Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind | 3:20 ] Season Two of Inside My Mind starts off with an inside look at the Script Keeper playing a local acoustic show and his pre-show jitterz! [SKATCAST Nurse-Fairy Rhymes | 6:45 ] "Rumplestiltskin" - What a weird-ass story this is! Brothers Grimm SKATCAST style! [Ambling Through Religious History...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show Episode 22! Today's Bullshit: [Angus's TED Talk] "Hollow Realm Earth Theory" - Angus actually did a TED Talk! It's terrible and we recommend you skip it completely. It is the worst thing that SKATCAST has ever done and that is saying something. We hold our heads in shame and if even one person listens to this presentation and starts...

SKATCAST presents: The Dipsh*t Files with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper #10! Today's Dipshit: Katherine Knight isn't a serial killer, but she is easily one of the most evil dipshits we've covered so far! Join us for this unique story of cruelty, malevolence and cannibalism. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at h...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #22 is ready for neuron-imprinting. Today's Bullshit: [Nurse Fairy Rhymes] "Hansel and Gretel" - Remember that story? It has fuck-words in it now. :) [Black Sheep] "Raincoats 4 Peace" - Black Sheep returns to endure another brilliant idea from the central planning pigs of the farm. [Ambling Through Religious History] "Story of Job" - Remember when God and "the Devil...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #21 Today's Bullshit: [Aren't You Doesn't] - The boys discuss their favorite new podcast Can You Don't. [Commander Kitty] - CK is a puppy that does puppy things, and Angus complains about it. [Taste Test] - Angus has an "innocent" test taste for Dave to take. Six cans of soda, can Dave name which are which? That's probably not the p...

SKATCAST presents: The Dipsh*t Files with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper episode 9! Today's Bullshit: On this episode Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper have a conversation about four unique U.F.O. stories starting in the 1950s. [Story 1] "Jackie Gleason and U.F.O.s" - Lots of interesting facts and a unique story come out of looking into how interested famous actor Jackie Gleason was about U.F.O.s! This story...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper is cartoons for your earballz, and this is our 21st ride. Thanks for being with us so far! Today's Bullshit: Three full length skit-skats today... [Liam the Monster Hunter] "The Nightmares of the Night Mare" - Liam and his fellow dumbasses go hunting giants, but find themselves fighting a being much more powerful. Can Liam learn to control his urges? Probably not. [...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #20! Dave and Angus discuss each state they've visited and offer a new clip of their travels. Today's Bullshit: [D&A Discuss Their Trips] Angus believes in a lot of dumb things, but sometimes he has some good thoughts. This is riddled with both. But the general thesis is that we shouldn't hate our neighbors when we have the SKUM...

SKATCAST presents: The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. True Crime. Oddities. SKATCAST style. Today's Dipshit: [The Dipshit] - Today we learn about perhaps one of the more brazen and calculating (in a dumb way) serial killers we've covered so far. He's brutal, he's a nutbar and he's got some weird ideas for business! He's sometimes called "The First Internet Serial Killer" but who ca...

SKATCAST #20 with the Script Keeper is ready to mess with your body's chemicals. Today's Bullshit: [Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 5:28 ] "The Monkey and the Boar" - It's tough to decide exactly what the moral is of this story, but certainly don't trust random monkeys. [Ambling Through Religious History | 14:36 ] "Cain and Abel" - The first kids on earth had kind of a rough go at things. Here's what we thin...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show #19! It's our video game special and it's ready to be ingested via any orifice you desire. Today's Bullshit: Some of Dave and Angus's story are told through the timeline of some of the pivotal video games of D&A's lives. What was little Dave and Angus like? Today you'll find out! Also the boys have put together a list of their t...

SKATCAST presents: The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. Today's Bullshit: [Oddities Collection] Mrs. Script Keeper takes us on a journey through several weird-ass things on this earth, including fish frozen in time, sky trumpets, a city in the sky and "The Battle of Los Angeles". [Featured Oddity] "Stairs in the Woods" - All over the world, thousands of people claim they found some c...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #19 is ready to infiltrate your ear canal. That's weird. This episode was done by a drunken Script Keeper (minus the skits because we are fucking professional dumb fucks), so we hope you can forgive us. Today's Bullshit: [SKATCAST Nursery Rhymes] "The Three Billy Goats Gruff" - The cast of Skatcast re-do this classic tale about goats and a troll. [Ambling Through Re...

SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode 18! The boys give you a tour of their city, introduce the heart of Spokane (it sucks in the best of ways), the boys play a massive theater and there is some fishing involved. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS material at https://www.skatcast.com Watch select shows and...

SKATCAST presents The DIPSH*T FILES #6 with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. True crime, oddities and other weird shit quantified. Today's Dipshit: Linda Hazzard killed people in a very cruel way. So cruel that she is highest female serial killer we've ranked via the DIPSH*T METER, and she even out dipshits Josef Fritzl, Ed Gein and Ed Kemper, at least on our scale! Because Hazzard is a relatively obsc...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper #18 is here! If you've ingested all the previous 17 doses, you've probably had too much! Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind | 2:57 ] What does it sound like inside the Script Keeper's head when his dumb brain is confronted with a public bathroom? [SKATCAST Nurse Fairy Rhymes | 4:40 ] "The Boger Beast" - A happy little tale about having a good attitude and a monster....

SKATCAST presents: The Dave and Angus Show Episode 17 is now available to be absorbed through your chosen orifice. We recommend the ears. Today's Bullshit: [Disc Golf] Angus gets treated to his first round of disc golf and he of course shits on the sport, the players and throws words at another disc-golfer. [Tree Sex] Angus thinks that trees are at war with us and he mumbles something about the Il...

The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper returns to true crime with "The Monster of the Andes." Today's Dipshit: The most prolific serial killer perhaps of all-time, Pedro Alanzo Lopez killed perhaps more than 300 young girls and hunted in three countries in South America. Visit us for more episodes of SKATCAST and other shows like SKATCAST presents The Dave & Angus Show plus BONUS ma...

The 17th dose of SKATCAST hosted by the Script Keeper is ready for your ear canals. Today's Bullshit: [Inside My Mind | 2:36 ] Script Keeper takes his first dab and his thoughts are recorded. [SKATCAST Cast Meeting | 4:18 ] This is inside look at the SKATCAST cast meeting is normally reserved for Inside Scoopers and Skat Cats in Patreon, but this week we share half of the dumbfuckery that happened...

SKATCAST with the Script Keeper presents: The Dave and Angus Show episode 16! This one is a bit different today. A number of Inland Empire police departments came together to invite Angus to do a Citizen's Academy to understand why he is such a pain in the ass. Today's Bullshit: [Citizen's Academy] D&A move through a number of scenarios and situations and for some reason Angus is given a gun....

SKATCAST presents: The DIPSH*T FILES with Mr. and Mrs. Script Keeper. Mrs. Script Keeper tells the stories and Mr. Script Keeper interrupts her and mis-handles the dumbfuckery. Today's Bullshit: [Brief UFO History | 2:15 ] Since it's the first Dipsh*t Files on U.F.O.'s, there's a brief look into the first U.F.O. sightings and the many sightings in the state of Arizona. [Brief Phoenix Lights | 10:4...