Private Dicks

It’s our 1 year anniversary. We are on our between season break. But one of our listeners left us a voicemail A voicemail I couldn’t resist researching. And we solved it easy! Next week we will be back to murder, mayhem and mystery, but for now, consider this one another one solved. All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://www.theguardian.c...

Hey Dickheads, We landed the big one. Enjoy. Also, don’t mind the name of the episode. It’s just a bonus one for ya. We followed up on some rumours and got some real good info. All we needed to land this case was to look and study the following websites: The New York Post Tiger King 2 The Atlanta Chum If you had fun listening, please go give us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts and...

Hey dickheads, it’s our second and final look into whether or not Elvis faked his death! This week, we go into the last few years of life and talk about the many theories associated with the “Elvis Lives” movement. Today we learn about the Memphis Mafia, Elvis’ drug usage, Alice Coopers meeting with Elvis and where Elvis ended up after death. All we needed to solve this cas...

It’s our season 2 finale and it’s a two parter. Did Elvis Presley fake his death? The Dicks are hired by Richard’s Grandma and the first episode goes through the early life of Elvis and his rise to fame! We learn so much about Elvis like his twin, his controversial pelvis, his roots in a poor neighbourhood in Memphis and little kid Elvis coming 5th in a singing competition Part 2...

Today comedian Hunter Collins hires us to solve who was behind the Max Headroom signal intrusion. In the 80s, there was a guy on TV named Max Headroom. Also in the 80s, someone hacked the television airways in Chicago and took it over wearing a Max Headroom mask and said some weird shit. Hunter just needed to know what happened before the end. The boys solve it no problem. RIP Hunter. Go check out...

With this weeks case, Ben Park hires the Dicks to solve the mystery of what happened to Granger Taylor Did he go to space like advertised, or did something involving dynamite happen? Or, like RJs theory, did he flee because of his extra curricular activities? All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://gem.cbc.ca/media/cbc-docs-pov/s02e12?cmp=DM_FEED_GEMC...

This week comedian Sumit Swami hires the trio of Dicks to solve why Diane Schuler drove the wrong way up the Taconic state parkway killing 8 people in the wreck that ensued. We solve it easily. (and it’s not the solve the media wants you to believe) We learned so many things the the process. Like how they use eye fluid for a post death sobriety test or how breaking bad can happen in real lif...

Today the dicks are hired by TZ Borden of the podcast Tapes from the Darkside: a true crime podcast to solve a case that TZ already covered in a 5 part series on his podcast The Chandler-Bogle mystery. He did a 5 part run on his podcast and we solved it in 2 hours. Just come to us next time, we gotchu Teez. We are just so good at this. There are so many theories in this one, from an accident to go...

In this episode we finally find Abigail. Well she finds us and she hasn’t been far. Celeste is with us and agrees to let the Dicks solve a case for Abigail under certain conditions. Abigail wants us to find the murderer of Elizabeth Short, aka The Black Dahlia. Which we do easily. We learn about so much in this episode including mini putt, struggling to make a movie star and what bisecting s...

This weeks client, stand up comedian, actor and all round good dude, Ryan Horwood, comes in looking for the dicks to solve an already solved yet highly debated case The controversial case of whether or not Kurt Cobain committed suicide or if he was murdered. We learn so much this episode like who El Duce is, the band Fecal Matter and how much heroin one man can take before dying. Anyways, we solve...

This episode, the Dicks solve a gigantic goodie. A Mammoth Mystery! Are there giants? Apparently the US killed one in the mountains of Afghanistan in the early 2000s. We solve this pretty easily and learn about all sorts of stuff. Giants from across the world, gigantism, the Bible story giants and Gilgamesh. And officer Virgil is here to help us with another mystery. Where the fuck is Abigail? All...

Today’s episode of Private Dicks, the dicks finally solve what exactly happened to the princess of Wales. Was it a tragic accident? Or did she make too many waves? Is the British monarchy evil enough to kill this lady? Were they just protecting themselves from a stair toss? Paul Kozlowski hires us and RJ brings us through the case!! It’s a fun filled episode and we learned so much abou...

This week the boys solve the internet mystery of Cicada 3301 for Fishing Elephant Media’s own Cole Blenner in exchange for him finding us Officer Virgil. This case really gives Rick a hacker hard-on and it was easier than usual to solve. This story brings us around the world to learn about hacking, cypherpunks, Agrippa, ARGs, amongst many other dorky internet nerd stuff. All we needed to sol...

This episode we are hired by Morgan Freeman. Yes, that Morgan Freeman. He wants us to solve the Japanese mystery of the disappearance of Narumi Takumi and Megumi Yashiki We get into all sorts of different topics, like Logan Paul being a douchebag, Aokigahara, liver tests and so much more. We solved the case no problem. *morgan freeman may or may not be played by Comedian JP Brown find him on insta...

This week, Richard was lucky enough to sit down with Jeff Mudgett, author of Bloodstains. Jeff is the great great grandson of Herman Webster Mudgett, aka H.H. Holmes. He has a theory, that he outlines in his book, “Bloodstains” and in this interview, that his ancestor, was the infamous Whitechapel murderer. Give it a listen. This is from season 3, but us Dicks wanted to release it now...

This Episode we are hired by… I don’t think we caught her name… She brings us a historical case that we demolish within 2 hours of hearing it. Not only do we figure out what happened to the Lost Colony of Roanoke, but we also learn about privateers, what a planter is and fun sailing terms that Richard actually likes. We also hear that maybe Abigail isn’t in jail? All we nee...

Today, Darron Wood, executive producer of the hit podcast Defense Diaries, hires US to solve a case for HIM. As a New Orleans guy, this one has been haunting him his whole life, who was the Axeman of New Orleans. The Dicks take the case and, spoiler alert, we figured it out. All the way we learned about how the Axeman didn’t like a very specific group of people, Italian Culture and how the A...

This is just a quick update from the last episode! We solved this case 8 months ago and right after, someone else solves it? I don’t think so. So here’s a little update for ya All we needed to solve this case was to look and study the following websites: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/27/somerton-man-mystery-identity-solved-identified-australia https://www.smithson...

This episode, The Dicks help the Aussies from Unethical Podcast, Kristy and Beau, solve one of their most mysterious cases. The Tamam Shud Case. The Somerton Man. You know him, you love him, WE know who he is. We learned so much Australian stuff, like what a PAAsti is, how the provinces are divided, and why no one would even think twice seeing a passed out man in a suit near the beach Anywho, it w...

We are back, we are paid, we are rested and Abigail is in Jail. Well, she did call us, and now we have to solve a case for her or she will be visiting our family So under duress, we are now solving what happened to Jimmy Hoffa all those years ago. We learned about so much this episode, like what a teamster is, how much Hoffa hated the Kennedys, smoothie king icemen, and the Strawberry Strike. Good...

Sorry guys, no case today! I wanted to take a break from writing episodes. So hence the break between seasons So instead of writing and recording an episode, Vigil had a good idea of just a mini episode making fun of Canada. So that’s what I set out to do, make a mini episode with Abigail and Officer Virgil making fun of Canada. Then I decided that I wanted to get all the guests together and...

Officer Virgil comes to arrest Abigail. She isn’t there, so he gets the Dicks to solve a case. The mysterious watcher house. Is it haunted? Or are the Broaddusses just attention seeking morons? Or, is there a neighbour out there just fucking with them to an epic degree? The dicks know, we solved this one faster than the usual solve speed with a case of this nature. All we needed to solve thi...

It’s Christmas time in Dickston. Yeah, that’s where they live, Dickston. So it’s their first Christmas Case! Richard brings the other two Dicks a tale about Arthur’s Alliteration, the authenticity of the famous Faulkner photo and a huge UFO flap during the holiday season of 1964 in the south of England. The boys complain to Richard about not getting paid and Abigail spends...

This week, our land lord Boone, wants his rent.  The Private Dicks are out of money and are about to lose everything.  We should have millions in gold, what is going on with our profits?  I bet Abigail would know. With no active cases, RJ brings to the table the tale of Christopher Dorner a disgraced LA police officer who wanted revenge on the police department that disgraced him in the first plac...

This week the Dicks are visited by Celeste Brown from Unethical Podcast. She is their boss and demands they solve the mystery as to whom DB Cooper really was. I think this might be the first time we had any type of difficulty.  Not much though. Only because Richard brought about 50 suspects to the table on this one. We learned so much. But the solve is going to blow your mind and it is our best as...