Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by the amazing Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani. Brea Grant is a filmmaker/writer who wrote/starred in the SXSW 2020 feature, LUCKY, directed by Natasha Kermani. Natasha is an Iranian-American filmmaker and the co-founder of Illium Pictures. These gorgeous Duchesses of Darkness are also the latest victims of The Quiz Show Killer. Will Brea...

Ket tells Kim about the ridiculous and delightful 2004 romp, Club Dread, starring Bill Paxton, Britney Daniel and the guys of Broken Lizard. The girls ponder the intricacies of nipple play. They decide to team up to do their haunting and run into yet another homonym problem all while watching this remake of John Carpenter’s The Thing. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Club D...

Kim tells Ket about the Shudder original, Anything for Jackson, starring Sheila McCarthy and Julian Richings. Ketryn contemplates what she’d ask the Devil to grant her, if given the opportunity. Spoiler alert: it’s crows. An army of them. Kim embodies the algorithm robot for a short time but is back now. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anything for Jackson. Dir. Justin G....

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Her Majesty the Queen, Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens. Barbara Crampton’s career as an iconic figure in the horror/thriller genres has spanned 4 decades and continues to gain momentum. Travis, a prolific and renowned writer/director/producer in his own right, worked with Barbara on their genre feature, JAKOB’S WIFE (available now!...

Ket tells Kim about Lights Out, starring Teresa Palmer, Alexander DiPersia and Maria Bello, based on the short film by David F. Sandberg. Ketryn denies claims that she beats Kim with a switch for each point she does not get, despite Kim’s panic over the score. They determine the 3 most important times of day and Ketryn is forced to relive her most embarrassing moment to date. Most importantly, we’...

Kim tells Ket about the Dread release starring Chet Siegel, Ruby McCollister, Jeff Riddle and David Littleton, Uncle Peckerhead. The girls deliberate on what time of day it is or is not appropriate to eat Metalheads. Kim sets Ket straight on which of them is more likely to be “stand-down-McClaned.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Uncle Peckerhead. Dir. Matthew John Lawrenc...

This week in the cellar, ghost hosts, Kim & Ket, are joined by Marty Go and Hana Mae Lee. Maritte Go is a Filipino-American filmmaker known for “Rise, “ “Phobias” and “Black as Night”. Hana Mae Lee is an actress, fashion designer, artist, writer, filmmaker, and make-up artist known for her roles in “The Babysitter” and “The Babysitter: Killer Queen.” These bosses are also the latest victims of The...

Ket tells Kim about the new release starring heartthrob, Devon Sawa, Hunter, Hunter. Ketryn has a very specific ulterior motive for doing this one besides just wanting to watch Bear Daddy Devon. The girls also learn about which animals just love to catch a sweet summer tan on their beach bods and where is and is not Kim’s kitchen. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Hunter, Hu...

Kim tells Ket about Oculus starring Karen Gillan, Brenton Thwaites, Katee Sackhoff and Lucas from Empire Records, Rory Cochrane. Ketryn goes all Peter Pettigrew on us and Kim contemplates what she wants written on her epità while Ketryn is more concerned with what she wants on her epitaph. We also learn that Kim may be dealing with an Oculus situation, given her rowdy mirrors and dead plants. Most...

Ket tells Kim about The House on Sorority Row starring Eileen Davidson and Kate McNeil. The girls relay the powers of Carol’s post-it to their Sammies. They both attempt to learn the return policy for people. Kim plays an entirely different movie in her head with a marching band and murderers ID'd by their Ann Taylor Loft clothing tags. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The...

Kim tells Ket about Attack the Block starring John Boyega, Nick Frost and Emily Mortimer… I mean, Jodie Whittaker! Demon Jerry stops by for a quick chat. The girls contemplate their sidecast honoring My Cousin Vinny. They also establish a very important friend rule: never cry alien. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Attack the Block. Dir. Joe CornishWriter Joe CornishListen...

Ket tells Kim about Antebellum starring Janelle Monae and Jena Malone. Ketryn takes a stand about the type of movie she wants to do for her next episode and Kim finds herself, yet again, covered in creepy crap. They also cover things that were and were not invented during the Civil War and both girls convert to the church of Gabourey Sidibe. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in...

Kim tells Ket about the 4th installment of Freddy’s nonsense in honor of Arik’s belated birthday! It stars the poor man’s Patricia Arquette, Tuesday Knight and, of course, Robert Englund. Kim expands her folly repertoire with a spot on impressions of knife fingers stabbing into flesh. And Ketryn tries to “out Freddy” Freddy. It goes… poorly. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in...

Our new Dread Podcast drops TODAY!!!Find KIM AND KET'S SURVIVE THE CELLAR wherever you listen to podcastsLink: https://link.chtbl.com/kkstcKim & Ket host this hilarious horror trivia game to help victims - sorry, “contestants” - escape from a serial killer’s cellar. New episodes every other Monday! Dread Central Podcast Network Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ket tells Kim about the real-life horror of Emerald Fennell’s Promising Young Woman starring Carey Mulligan, Bo Burnham and Laverne Cox. What an episode to close out #WomenInHorrorMonth! The girls then discuss this timely masterpiece (yeah, we said masterpiece) with the Mother of Uterus Horror, herself, Molly Henery. The girls get their second dose in a row of their beloved Adam Brody being a real...

Kim tells Ket about the 2009 Jennifer’s Body starring Megan Fox, Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody. After that, the girls fangirl out over getting to talk to Caitlin Durante of The Bechdel Cast Podcast. The girls revisit all the bands they boned in 2009 and all the bandanas they wore as belts. While they talk to Caitlin, Ketryn goes full “schoolmarm” about the pop quiz for their #Sammies. Most import...

Ket tells Kim about Raw starring Garance Marillie and Ella Rumpf. After that, the girls have the privilege of sinking our teeth a little deeper into it with Ky Fields of KyFX group and literally like 6 million other things (click links below for this prolific Queen). None of them knew that Vet School went so hard and Ketryn gives into her true fuddy duddiness. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket...

Kim tells Ket about the classic H.P. Lovecraft tale, Re-Animator (1985), starring Barbara Crampton, Jeffrey Combs and Bruce Abbott. We’re kicking off #WomenInHorrorMonth #WiHM with a bang! Along with our regular episode where the girls confront things like “where is Zurich?” and “What are the differences between a ‘Father’ and a ‘Daddy’?”, stay tuned to the end of the episode where the girls gab w...

Ket tells Kim about Patron pick Gretel and Hansel starring Sophia Lillis, Samuel Leakey and Alice Krige. The girls confirm whether or not they are cake people or ice cream people. They also have to do a ton of age conversions which has never been their strength and Kim makes a final and fruitless plea for Ketryn to stop smelling her. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Gretel...

Kim tells Ket about Pyewacket starring Laurie Holden and Nicole Muñoz. Sebastian (yes, the crab from The Little Mermaid) makes an appearance. We also meet a dirty woods baby and the girls debut their new podcast: Vowels, AmIRight? They also review Kim’s birth plan. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Pyewacket. Dir. Adam McDonaldWriter Adam McDonaldKKSAM Facebook Discussion Gr...

Ket tells Kim about the 2005 Cursed starring everyone and anyone who was anyone in 2005. We’ve got Christina Ricci. We’ve got Joshua Jackson. We’ve got Jesse Eisenberg and so many more! First and foremost, the girls clear up the height discrepancy of each character. They spill the tea on dirty floor babies and the science of Were-STDs. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Curse...

Kim tells Ket about the Netflix release His House, starring Sope Dirisu, Wunmi Mosaku, Malaika Wakoli-Abigaba. It’s a very educational episode in which the girls explore exactly where Mitch McConnell’s mother conceived him, the dangers of hearing a disembodied “mama?” and how to (not) adopt a pet wall bird. In addition, this is a breathtaking movie that everyone should watch. Most importantly, we’...

Ket tells Kim about the 2020 release starring Vince Vaughn and Katherine Newton, Freaky. Ket gives Kim one final Christmas present: the perfect and most Kimmiest kill of all kills and it is glorious! Ketryn also dives head first into her Vince Vaughn Daddy fantasies and it gets… uncomfortable. But it couldn’t be helped. It simply… couldn’t be helped. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live...

Kim tells Ket about the holiday Patron pick, Better Watch Out, starring Olivia DeJonge, Levi Miller, Ed Oxenbould. Sweet baby Cole, Luke is not. The girls find yet another example of a creepy crapbag kid that needs to be returned and put back to factory settings. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Better Watch Out. Dir. Chris PeckoverWriters Zach KahnDecember is the last mont...

Ket tells Kim about the Stephen King classic, Misery, starring themselves - I mean, Kathy Bates and James Caan. They are still unclear about strike anywhere matches and it continues to plague them. The girls also don’t discount the option to just marry your captor. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in MiseryDir. Rob ReinerWriters Stephen King, William GoldmanDecember is the las...