Episode One

The Gods of Podcasting return to the stage to perform improv but The Joelster interrupts. Then Branson, Andrew, Charles, and Felix reveal their script for Assassin's Creed High School. (Recorded 2021-11-08) Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58867168

Amateur hunters Harlan Pitts (@necrobranson), Pancake (@intellegint), and Keester (@thevillainjoel) are joined by screenwriter Randall Gavin (@ByYourLogic) on a hunting trip to avenge the death of their friend Clarence Clearwater at the hands of the legendary white stag Prometheus. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58746308

Journalist Jacob G. Doo (@charlesraustin) hosts a town hall in which Joe Biden (@intellegint), Joe Biden (@necrobranson), and Joe Biden (@ByYourLogic) reflect on the issues facing Americans today. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

The 96th annual Kitty Cat Club Cat Contest kicks off with commentary from Farris Fortune (@necrobranson), Orpheus Griggs (@intellegint), and Sir Willy Balderdash (@charlesraustin) as 10 fluffy little angels strut their stuff to compete for kitty cat glory. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/58304430

Detective Tom Gad seeks to unravel the mysteries surrounding the tragic shooting of Dr. Yinz. Join Sunday's charity auction of the Painting That Will Heal the World here: twitch.tv/bransonowns Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8 w/ Felix: bit.ly/e1-live-sv

When Dr. Yinz Llubjana announces that he is ready to reveal the Painting That Will Heal the World, a world-historic event is brought to a standstill by a gunshot—and everybody has a motive. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: bit.ly/e1-live-sv E1 on Patreon: www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt shares his thoughts on fail videos and online dating. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57561283 Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: bit.ly/e1-live-sv

Sports gambling prognosticators Rocco Cantone (@necrobranson) and Dave the Indian (@exMalwa) welcome Montana Sorbet (@intellegint) and Ace Spades (@charlesraustin) to share their gambling tips and predictions. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: bit.ly/e1-live-sv E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Laid-back guy Don Chalant (@necrobranson) welcomes Dr. Cory Nary (@intellegint) and Joaquin Away (@charlesraustin) to a Halloween-themed birthday party for his nephew. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57131289 Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: https://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

I gaze down to the city streets from my posh office on the 114th floor of the Oliver North Tower in downtown Terre Haute. As I observe the blue-gray skyscrapers descend into the brown muck of the city, I realize one thing. This city has a disease. (By @necrobranson). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56995249

Fanfiction authors TheRakishRaconteur (@necrobranson), DarkEmergencyX (@intellegint), DarkNarutoX (@charlesraustin), and Tom Gad (@tom_on_here) discuss their craft and share their work. Get Tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on November 8: https://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

Risko PR specialists Wes Spurley (@intellegint) and Jones Alpena (@charlesraustin) coach TV personalities Wendell (@sweetxpalma) and Bussy (@necrobranson) on how to apologize for their unseemly comments about bald men. Get tickets for E1 Live in Chicago on Nov. 8: http://bit.ly/e1-live-sv

Cigar Aficionado's Luca H. Migo (@charlesraustin) sits down with basketball legend Michael Jordan (@necrobranson) and game designer Chris Metzen (@intellegint) to discuss their shared love of cigars. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast Merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast

Hosts Simon Ropes (@necrobranson) and Victor Fife (@intellegint) welcome genius inventor Mallard Dufrene (@charlesraustin) to discuss his favorite inventors, share insights from the Money Institute, and explain the upcoming Money Night event. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) laments that he'll never be an alien's dog, shares his thoughts on Godzilla vs. Kong, and recalls his struggle to get anyone to talk to him. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55887313

Amateur tarot reader Arcane Andy (@necrobranson) does readings for his friends Zack Donner (@intellegint) and Arthur Sola (@charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55689993

A Chosen Boy named Lordo sets off on a magical quest to defeat the gunmetal dragon Vizhu Peetsu with the help of his adventuring party: the merlin Brian Winchester, the goblin Swoggle Cherrypopper, the elf Cedar Playfair, and the drawf Beagle Barnswallow. With @necrobranson @charlesraustin and @WereratStudios (@thevillainjoel @cookiesandart @ElectrumDaddy and friends) E1 on Patreon: https://www.pa...

Upon passing through the Gates of Hell, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson) is greeted by demons Leedo (@intellegint) and Count Stopo (@charlesraustin), who explain day to day life in the underworld and the traditions of Antichristmas. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55257237

Sideways superfans Vince Ruby (@intellegint), Professor Rex Person (@necrobranson), and Denny Carruthers (@charlesraustin) discuss their favorite film on the way to the premiere of Sideways 2: The Hunt for the Golden Bottle. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Aboard the S.S. Forneus, Captain Trolley (@necrobranson), First Mate Giles Crowe (@intellegint), and Navigator Wendigo Brewer (@charlesraustin) try to keep the peace as Reid Gimball's flat earth doom cruise gets out of control. Shop the new E1 merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast

Walt Tremblay (@necrobranson) is joined by his landlord/roommate Stan Cueday (@intellegint) to discuss Malcolm Gladwell's appearance on Hot Ones. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54719400

Mild mannered moderate man Benjamin Fox (@intellegint) fields a bunch of phone calls from scammers (@necrobranson and @charlesraustin). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54563352

High Shaman Bloor (@necrobranson), Henderson (@intellegint), and Rand O'Nally (@charlesraustin) gather at Goofer's Glen to perform the ceremony of Pluckman's Grummet in front of the Okey-Dokey Tree. Check out the new E1 merch store: https://www.hellomerch.com/collections/e1-podcast E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Shy, silly twins Bubby Winky (@necrobranson) and Blinky Winky (@tom_on_here) celebrate getting a billion followers on TikTok, unveil their new boarding school for children with beautiful moms, and discuss their new hype house. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/54147004

Arbiter Andrew (@intellegint) oversees a debate between Branson (@necrobranson) and CJ (@TOS_Violator) regarding the question of whether Fat Bastard actually ate a baby. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast