DeHuff Uncensored

Some may say this episode will be enhanced if you alter your state of consciousness. So have at it - or don't. A Google Street View car ran someone over in South Africa, and the pictures were uploaded for some odd reason. Zen Cannabis made a giant 420 lb weed chocolate bar. A team at the New Mexico Institute of Mining and Technology in Socorro is taking birds that have been preserved through taxid...

A 13-year-old boy had to be freed from a claw machine after he climbed inside hoping to score a prize, according to an official at a North Carolina amusement park. Russell Wilson rolled his golf cart over the weekend… he wasn't hurt. But now I want to see Golf and MAro Cart Lucas Helmke, an Australian father, has set a new world record for push ups, completing more than 3,206 in just one hour -- t...

I ate an amazing cheeseburger over the weekend. The problem is, I found a long hair in it just as I was about to finish it. Is it wrong that I pulled out the hair, then finished the burger? Ladies with long fingernails freak me out for an odd, but for a logical reason. Imagine being on a rollercoaster and it stopping mid-ride, then you’re forced to climb down a wet and steep staircase, all while t...

I ate an amazing cheeseburger over the weekend. The problem is, I found a long hair in it just as I was about to finish it. Is it wrong that I pulled out the hair, then finished the burger? Ladies with long fingernails freak me out for an odd, but for a logical reason. Imagine being on a rollercoaster and it stopping mid-ride, then you’re forced to climb down a wet and steep staircase, all while t...

I ate an amazing cheeseburger over the weekend. The problem is, I found a long hair in it just as I was about to finish it. Is it wrong that I pulled out the hair, then finished the burger? Ladies with long fingernails freak me out for an odd, but for a logical reason. Imagine being on a rollercoaster and it stopping mid-ride, then you’re forced to climb down a wet and steep staircase, all while t...

I was transported to a Seinfeld episode. In a group of about six people, one person sneezed. Four of those people said, "bless you". I didn't say a word, and I received what is known as "the death stare". The best way to get your family to hate you is to drain the joint bank account, then throw $200,000 in cash out of a speeding car and onto the interstate in Eugene, Oregon. Ye...

I list off five traffic laws in Colorado that you might not know about. Thanks to KDVR - FOX 31 for the info. Fresh water is a necessity for humans to live. So why do we waste so much of it on a regular basis? And should places like Colorado ban grass lawns? A dodgeball incident between a student and a school employee, has everyone scratching their heads. Plus, I recall my head-jarring moment from...

With the new pitch clock in the MLB shortening games by about 45 minutes, the Brewers are extending their beer sales by an inning. Some people are upset with this, saying the team is only concerned with making money and not the safety of the fans. Nick Cannon was on the Howard Stern Show and said wants to have a child with Taylor Swift. Nick already has 12 kids. John Elway spoke with the Denver Ga...

I saw the new Super Mario Brothers movie with Chris Pratt. It is definitely worth seeing. And Chris Pratt's accent isn't as bad as the haters say it is. I do have one big issue with the Luigi character. Netflix's show - Love is Blind, is coming to Colorado. If you want to try and get on the show, fill out this survey loveisblind.castingcrane.com . Good luck! I'm pretty sure there's no reality show...

Cadbury and Subway are teaming up in the UK to giveaway a limited amount of a special sub. It's a sub filled with melted Cadbury eggs. It basically looks like a bad decision. Also, the Easter Bunny is a disgusting lie. I mean, really disgusting. This a great time to remind listeners that this podcast isn't made for children. A pilot in South Africa was forced to make an emergency landing after he...

I found an old school version of the Oregon Trail game, and I was playing it with my 8 year old daughter. I forgot about the odd life lessons in the game. For instance, dysentery will most likely end you. Amanda Booth is the owner operator of Jizzy Jewelry. Looking at the company name you can figure out how she makes her products. FYI, she made $300k making this type of stuff last year So, she mad...

I found an old school version of the Oregon Trail game, and I was playing it with my 8 year old daughter. I forgot about the odd life lessons in the game. For instance, dysentery will most likely end you. Amanda Booth is the owner operator of Jizzy Jewelry. Looking at the company name you can figure out how she makes her products. FYI, she made $300k making this type of stuff last year So, she mad...

When will humans start living on Mars? I explain the science of the process by stealing the words out of smart peoples' mouths. I basically Googled 'Terraforming Mars', and repeated some of what I found. I feel smart now. The Guinness Book of World Records awarded a 4 year old in India as the youngest published author. It got me thinking, what if I wrote a children's book with one of my characters...

Ricardo Juarez wanted to propose to the his girlfriend, Stephani Gutierrez. So while they were at the Dodgers game, he decided to jump onto the outfield and pop the question. Well, then Ricardo got popped by the stadium security - really popped. Like snot bubbles out the nose, popped. This sparked a lot of conversation - did the security guard overreact? I'm actually more irritated with the idea o...

Ricardo Juarez wanted to propose to the his girlfriend, Stephani Gutierrez. So while they were at the Dodgers game, he decided to jump onto the outfield and pop the question. Well, then Ricardo got popped by the stadium security - really popped. Like snot bubbles out the nose, popped. This sparked a lot of conversation - did the security guard overreact? I'm actually more irritated with the idea o...

A lady freaked out on me yesterday after I dropped off the kids at school. Apparently I wasn't driving fast enough for her. Anyway, I responded to her in a calm and mature manner. Just kidding - I wasn't happy and I may have overreacted. My wife spoiled a perfectly good lie I told my son. For a short time he held me up on a pedestal, then she took a bat to that pedestal, and knocked me to the grou...

There's a viral video of a Lowes employee massively struggling with a box while on a lift. Is he being a soft employee? Or were his management and coworkers wrong for making him struggle? Bartenders are sharing stereotypes they assign to popular drink orders. Thanks to Buzzfeed for this. Pepsi is changing its logo . Plus, Pepsi is changing its formula over in the UK and Ireland. But how will peopl...

Armpit sweat could be used to treat anxiety and depression. So the secret to a happy life could be having stinky friends. A man who claims to be engaged to a rag doll has announced the 'birth' of their third child together. Connery DeHuff chimed in on this odd situation. Panera Bread is rolling out palm scanners that will link customers' handprints to their loyalty accounts. I explain why this is...

Armpit sweat could be used to treat anxiety and depression. So the secret to a happy life could be having stinky friends. A man who claims to be engaged to a rag doll has announced the 'birth' of their third child together. Connery DeHuff chimed in on this odd situation. Panera Bread is rolling out palm scanners that will link customers' handprints to their loyalty accounts. I explain why this is...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee? I give you the hard to swallow numbers. A guy in Japan did an unspeakable thing to someone's bicycle seat. If I say anymore, it will ruin the story. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT: World's longest beard reaches 8 feet, 3 inches long. The maintenance of the beard makes my skin crawl. Man visits all 12 Disney parks around the world in 12 days. I ex...

How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee? I give you the hard to swallow numbers. A guy in Japan did an unspeakable thing to someone's bicycle seat. If I say anymore, it will ruin the story. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT: World's longest beard reaches 8 feet, 3 inches long. The maintenance of the beard makes my skin crawl. Man visits all 12 Disney parks around the world in 12 days. I ex...

I vent about Colorado traffic issues and who is to blame for them. The best place to drink an Old Fashioned may be in Colorado Springs. I also discuss what I call a "culinary embarrassment" as I took my family out to lunch. Elon Musk changed the auto-reply message on Twitter's press contact email so that the sender would receive a poop emoji. I can't help but think of how funny that is....