DeHuff Uncensored

Adam Peaty, a British swimmer, claimed that he heard from a guy that they found "worms in the fish” on the Olympic dinner table. The French Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati who missed out on a medal due to his junk hitting the pole, was offered $250k from an adult film company. The Arizona Cardinals (NFL) will be selling a cotton candy burrito at their home games this season. An Austrian Catholic chu...

​​Italian gold medal-winning swimmer Thomas Ceccon sleeping next to park bench. He complained about the lack of A/C and noise inside the athletes village. McDonald's employee sentenced to prison for setting fire in a dumpster because restaurant was too crowded. California fast-food workers want to go from $20 to $20.70… meanwhile a bunch of restaurants around the state have closed due to the incre...

Allegations that Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a man fighting in women’s boxing has originated from the Russian run IBA. And now, the IBA alleges that a woman from Taiwan is also fighting with the XY chromosomes. I explain how the International Olympic Committee broke ties with the IBA back in 2019 due to shady behavior. A dude lost at pole vaulting due to his bulge. Tom Cruise will be closing ou...

Kelce brothers (Travis and Jason) are seeking $100 million for their ‘New Heights’ podcast. Is this the Taylor Swift effect? Guy who got Terrell Davis banned from United Airlines has been fired according to TMZ. The triathlon took place in the Paris Olympics despite health concerns. Guess they heard me talk about finding the turds in the water and thought that might bring more entertainment. A wom...

Kids were disappointed we bought mashed potatoes in a bag - They were looking down on us for it. Australian swimmer Ariarne Titmus is being blown up for complaining about her living conditions. Snoop Dogg continues to crush it at the Paris Olympics. Triathlon has been postponed due water quality concerns. Denver Broncos hall of famer Terrell Davis has been banned from flying on United Airlines. Ro...

I met a cantaloupe pusher. Robert Downey Jr. is coming back as the MCU’s Doctor Doom. If anyone can do it, it’s RDJ. Carrie Fisher's 'Star Wars' gold bikini auctioned for $175,000. Collection of 163 unique bedpans failed to sell at auction. ASK COWBOY: I'm in my 40s and never worked — how do I start? The most aggressive drivers in the United States are from Colorado, Oklahoma, California, Missouri...

I give you a Paris Olympics Update. While Gojira played from a historic building, headless Marie Antoinettes danced along. A man with his blue bits and pieces hanging out sang while on a table that may have been mocking the Last Supper. Some say it was a tribute to the origin of the Olympics and Greek mythology. Bob the cap-catcher made an appearance - the lifeguard at the Olympics. Play-by-play a...

I’m worried that Deadpool and Wolverine might be overhyped. A man was tired of seagulls stealing his daughter’s french fries, so he took matters into his own hands. A news study says women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more than men. Someone made soap from their own fat, just like in Fight Club. She got matching tattoos with a vacation fling, then he ghosted her for being...

I’m worried that Deadpool and Wolverine might be overhyped. A man was tired of seagulls stealing his daughter’s french fries, so he took matters into his own hands. A news study says women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more than men. Someone made soap from their own fat, just like in Fight Club. She got matching tattoos with a vacation fling, then he ghosted her for being...

Salt Lake City will officially host the 2034 Winter Olympics. Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms. Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds. A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record. A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career. Is there room for concern...

Salt Lake City will officially host the 2034 Winter Olympics. Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms. Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds. A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record. A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career. Is there room for concern...

I saw a Cyber Truck… They are weird AF. The Wienermobile crashed just outside of the Chicago area. People are copycatting Elton John by peeing in the shoe store in France. Tourist collapses after being bitten by King’s Guard horse while taking photo. Stegosaurus fossil found near the Utah/Colorado border went for nearly $45M at auction. Shattered salsa jar causes $20K in damages at Massachusetts p...

Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson broke his ring finger prior to the Paris Olympics. So it was either wait for it to heal and miss the Olympics or get it cut off and play. So he got it cut off. Another example of how soft basketball and soccer players are. Naked and Afraid contestants ate seeds out of elephant poop. A return of the Fear Factor days with Joe Rogan. ‘Cocaine sharks’ found i...

Costco has an end of times emergency food bucket. Right now, it’s $79. Makes 150 meals. That’s $.53 per meal! That’s great before Armageddon. Alien Romulus came out with a popcorn bucket that rivals the Dune two bucket. Home Depot is already selling their 12 foot giant skeletons. More people wanking in public. Man in Upstate New York was on his electric scooter at his local Walmart, then started t...

You can buy a shirt (LGN) that looks like you’ve been sweating for $350! Machine Gun Kelly was on Instagram showing off his new tooth gems, and fangs. Hellen Obiri, the Kenyan distance runner and two-time Olympic silver medalist, will make history at the 2024 Paris Olympics by wearing Cloudboom Strike LS is spray-on footwear. Ingrid Andress: I was drunk during the Home Run Derby anthem, going to r...

Singing at the MLB home run derby, Ingrid Andress may have performed the worst national anthem ever. Frugal couple serves instant ramen at their wedding reception. After promising chicken and fish. What would happen if I ran into bigfoot. Man unicycles the length of Ireland in 5 days, 5 hours, 23 minutes. A man peed in the aisle of an airplane. Hall of Famer, former Denver Broncos running back, Te...

For fun in this episode, play the game 'guess when the edible kicked in'. Anyway... Onesie-wearing man named ‘Mr. Pancake’ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police in Ohio say. Five people in a vehicle drove into a hot spring in Yellowstone Park. Based on a new study, 43% of Americans would rather watch a movie with their dog than their partner. A company came forward to help Elton John afte...

Creepy dolls need to be banished. Joey Chestnut would be a horrible dinner guest. Nick Wehry allegedly cheated to get to the finals of the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. Two burgers is better for you than a burger and fries. Behind the scenes of the Paris Olympics explains the insanity of the food situation. WTF, Boeing?! Now, they've got wheels falling off their planes! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWiz...

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France. Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!! An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face. Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican res...

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France. Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!! An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face. Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican res...

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time. A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake. The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal. Some teenagers in the Kisatchie Natio...

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time. A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake. The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal. Some teenagers in the Kisatchie Natio...

IndiGo passenger made a dance reel during flight. Since being shared, the Instagram reel has amassed over 1.6 million views and 16,000 likes. We couldn’t afford a $30K NYC wedding reception — so we had one on the L train instead. Thai teacher caught live streaming under skirt while teaching. Boyfriend packs ridiculous overnight bag — including a whistle — for pregnant girlfriend’s hospital deliver...

It's the 4th of July, and I hate fireworks! Luvin Arms Animal Sanctuary in Erie, Colorado, and they have a cow cuddle experience. Madison Mallards will pay tribute to their hometown icon, Chris Farley. They’ll be dressed as his iconic character, Matt Foley. Google did a study and found that Gen Z prefers to get its news from Tiktok and other social media platforms. Illinois passed a bill that spec...

Researchers at Tianjin University in China built a robot that is controlled by human brain cells. People started fighting at the base of Mt. Everest after arguing about the best place to take a selfie. Grad student suffers severe burns after using hair removal cream on his genitals to spice up his sex life. Despite what others may say, it’s fine to be single, as well as not to have children. Could...