Brooke and Jeffrey

The woman on the phone today is INCREDIBLY nervous and flustered all over a guy she hasn’t SEEN or SPOKEN TO for 3 years! It’s one of our most entertaining Awkward Tuesday Phone Calls we’ve ever had! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is in charge of ordering lunches for her office every Friday. She called in the normal order, to the normal place, but the response she’s getting back is anything BUT normal! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've learned that nobody that comes on our show is flawless... One of our listeners did a sweet thing for a nice elderly woman, but then the truth eventually came out! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're talking BEAUTIFUL BALDIES in today's Shock Collar Question of the Day! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Monday, February 23rd, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We scoured the back pages of Craigslist to find the best (or is it worst?) entries from their Missed Connections section! Whether you're a hopeless romantic or just plain hopeless, this might be the place for you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners says he was given no choice but to LIE right to his date’s face… Cuz if he was Truthful about why he REALLY had to suddenly leave... she’d probably never talk to him again. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s Phone Tap victim is frustrated after failing to receive a package he ordered. Until TODAY, when Brooke reaches out with a solution to his problem!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't give that creep at the bar your number! Slip him the Loser Line number instead and we'll play his awful voicemail on the air! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're talking the 90's... the 1890's!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Part 1 We were shocked when we heard about our listeners tense situation that went down on a first date with an UNEXPECTED VISITOR… Part 2 Something happened to our listener on his way to the first meetup with his date, and it changed the trajectory of their entire night!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

 We're pitting the generations against each other with the ultimate trivia game, it's Brooke vs. Alexis! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Friday, February 20th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy in today’s Second Date had to do something DRASTIC in order to save his date from going off the rails. Find out what it was in the podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jose’s Phone Tap character STEADY EDDY just purchased a mirror at a local home goods store and something just ain't right with it… we’ll find out what the problem is in your Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t have to… it’s Laser Stories! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tired of dating apps?? We've got good news, there's a hot new dating trend for people who want to meet "the one", and experts say you can expect to see it happening in cities across the country! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Alien Abduction Day! How many famous aliens from pop culture can you name? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Thursday, February 19th, 2026 Curious if we look as bad as we sound? Follow us @BrookeandJeffrey: Youtube Instagram TikTok BrookeandJeffrey.com See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new big TikTok star is only 3 years old, but when you hear what he's doing you'll see why... Plus,if you shop at Target you should know there’s a secret snitch looking to bust you in the checkout area! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of our listeners caught her landlord in a very compromising position and what she does next could either be the SMARTEST or DUMBEST move of her entire life. We’re gonna help her with some Textual Healing! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.