Bottle Crow Reborn

Six has not only made had me edit this episode, but now make the actual RSS-thing post that disseminates this vile libel to the broader world. I guess after 6+ years it had to happen eventually. In this installment of Pod Cast we talk Boba, Red Bull, World of Warcraft, and spend a "generous" amount of time with our new best fanfiction friend DotA High School. Bark with me if you're my dogs! Mutts!...

Sometimes, you read something and you instantly realize the author is a cishet man, yknow? Obviously I don't know that for a fact, but a third of this week's chapter of Dota High School takes place in the girl's shower room, and it isn't the worst thing in the world? But our author absolutely fails to be normal about this. I suppose I should sympathize? I can't say this is a problem I've ever stru...

i've already forgotten who the gym teacher is. c'est la vie. It's a Frostivus Special as we reflect on the year we've had. A little. Mostly we drink tea and scotch, are subjected to garbage tier trivia once more and finally, FINALLY, we go Back To School. Send in YOUR Mirana voice! Hard to imagine it's worse than mine! Happy New Year, perhaps minus the Happy. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check...

THICK. THICK. THICK. THICK. It's time to be thankful, to be sincere, and to regret. Honesty casts a dark shadow, but not as dark as the late Alex Trebek, and his dry dismissals. Three, two, one, mark- open wide for Chunky. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe o...

I did a report from the field to tack onto the end of Episode 164 and then forgot it. Have this six minute addendum, not counting bumpers.

The past is a foreign country. But on this episode, we have a passport! ...I'm sorry. That sucked. That sucked! We spend most of this ep looking at Dotabuff. You can tell it's gonna be a riveting ep, hence why these notes are so clever. Whatever, enjoy the ep. I Can't Escape Anti-Mage from 2014. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other...

The International is over! Battle Pass Part 2 is here! The Swageth Bageth! All these things and more as we are unexpectedly joined once again by Bea for a very Dotaaaaa episode. apparently you can also hear this episode at https://www.twitch.tv/lubacet438 Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play,...

it's too long a title but i couldn't pick just one do you think you could... ok. not YOU. the question i am about to ask is like. if you were to direct it to me, to ask this of ME, i would be insulted. and so not YOU. but do you think ONE, a PERSON, could tell the dif... ok. like. a good scotch uses local water and you can taste that, right? or someone can, i can't. but afficionados say that they...

"Ehhh... captain? Puppey?" hazarded Resolut1on, approaching the Monitor's Bane hesitantly. Team Secret's captain didn't look up from his copy of Sun Tzu's Art of Laning. "Reso. What's on your mind?" Resolut1on shuffled his feed. "I, uh... well. I've been hearing some of the... stuff. The rumors. You have too, right? About Dota... dying?" "What about it?" Puppey flipped a page. "Things die, Reso. A...

It's erasure, is what it is. Even ignoring discontinued flavors... Berry Monsoon. Sweet Lightning. Frost Bite. Maui Burst. Atomic Blue. Southern Shock. Uproar. God, I wanna try Uproar. Strawberry kiwi sounds good. I used to drink strawberry kiwi Snapple. Remember Snapple? Real late 90s drink. Early 00s a little? But it died. Purple Thunder. Legend. Overdrive. I guess I'm saying, there's room for m...

This is basically a free episode of Battle Crow? This idea was too weird to not make free to all. Normally, Battle Crow is a podcast where we record whilst playing a game. This time, it's a podcast where we record as we try to get to a point where we're ABLE to play a game. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iT...

Yes, as much as I'd like it to be otherwise, Nick managed to drag me kicking and screaming into a Patch Notes Special. Then before we published, the Battle Pass hit, so we had to record an addendum for that too! Maybe next episode will be good. There's always tomorrow. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes,...

The phrase "tone deaf" is so misleading. I can HEAR tone just fine. Look at how many things I edit! Not just podcasts, for bumpers I often end up editing music too! Also I used to play trumpet and I was pretty good. No, the issue is the reproduction. For whatever reason, I have great difficulty reproducing tone with my voice. Thus it takes a lot to get me to sing in front of others. Which I guess...

Vinegar. That's the tweet. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythms of Riftshadow Ruins  in the Ste...

Pot dogs, pink sauce, Piccolo, and pan of melon. Let this episode be a lesson to you- kids never learn. And can someone please get me a Coke. This green tea is just not doing it. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! Tha...

I really loved his movie Goose Stew. This time the shoe is on the foot as NICK'S internet acts up, and we struggle to survive an ep with robot voice and other nonsense. He's also out here endorsing mushrooms like a monster. How deep do his perversions run? Let me put it this way- the Potted Meat Saga is not over.... Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as ch...

We recorded this one a few weeks back, but even with that excuse, the Bottle Crow fugue state is REAL. I thought for sure we didn't talk about Dota 2 on this one. Wrong. Not correct. But hey I also brought some pretty cool recipes so there's that too. wow bad notes this ep Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTu...

Let's see. There's the elite mob from Duskwood in WoW. There's... oh. Maybe that's all I got. I thought this would be a rich well. And google's no help because all it will offer me is that miserable little worm from the Disney movie. I DON'T CARE. I have NEVER CARED. whatever Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on...

It's payback time, Nick. You've put me through a lot. Your turn. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That would really help us out. Tell your Dota friends about us, help spread the word! Make sure to vote on the Rhythm...

This episode is coming out today to make up for technical difficulties that have caused us to lose our latest Battle Crow episode. But, insult to injury, this episode itself was a nightmare of technical difficulties too. We did our best regardless. Please enjoy. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google...

Pizza, pasta, put it in a box! Send it to my house and put it on my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife my wife! Deliver the food to my food i can't be trusted with it Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, and Stitcher! You can subscribe on those, and leave a review if you like! That...

We really got Nick on tilt with this one, and with him, all Techies mains. And you know? I have been laughing about it all this time but now, literally right now as I write this and listen to the final draft of the Farewell Techies bumper I made, I am starting to feel bad. Sorry buddies. Like. I didn't like you. I really. Really didn't like you. I kind of hated you. But. This was a rough way to go...

Another Bottle Crow episode? Already?! Listen don't get used to it. I mean do because there will still be ANOTHER one this week. When it rains it pours. Cause it's iodized. Like salt. That's what that is referring to, you know. Uniodized salt clumps up in humidity, such as when it's raining, so then your salt shaker won't pour. When you iodize the salt, you add tiny amounts of iodine to it, and th...

We lost 149. It's dead. Maybe as Nick says I should release the hellish unedited cut of it, but this week is already gonna have too much Bottle Crow so not this week. Behold, this episode we recorded a few weeks ago and I simply forgot to edit and post! Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and other listeners! We’re on iTunes, Google Play, an...

We're saying goodbye to 2021, and that means we have some business to take care of. Some Bellsness as well I suppose. Oh and I guess we're announcing a BRAND NEW PODCAST TOO. So there's that. Proper announcement of it will go up Monday (January 3rd) on the Scanline Media patreon, along with details. Join the Bottle Crow Discord to check out our live posted show notes as well as chat with us and ot...