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Eric and Pat go through their downloads based on location and give special shoutouts to all the countries of the world. We also give an update on the ongoing going-ons of the world. Also discussed: Louie's new special. JUMP IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THIS IS PART 2 FROM EP. 114 of AXE TO GRIND POCAST. Eric forces the Axe to Grind homies to talk the days of 90's ska, posi-core, and NOFX. Also regularly discussed WPT content in there for y'all. GET IN. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PAT HAS COVID. This is the last episode we're talking about this stuff because it's gotten too sad and depressing. Listen to us try and dodge the topic and take all of your twitter questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WE BACK! Pat is stateside once again only to find uncle sam's hand up his ass as soon as he lands. Eric sits square in the middle of Ground Zero Queens at the epicenter of the illness on the American continent. We deliver all our covid takes. We are here to ease your fears. We love you. We're back to stay. Expect to be flooded with content from here on out. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choice...

PART ONE of a two parter episode. Pat is still in S.E. Asia, AKA GROUND ZERO of the coronavirus. What does the future look like? What does the present look like? Allow us to bring forth to you the wisdom and comfort that you crave. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Patrick is in Cambodia and Eric is in a basement weight room. Biden is in the prison of his own deteriorating mind. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A quick update from Patrick's Holiday In Cambodia. He's developed werewolfism after a bite from a street dog, but corona still eludes him. Full episode soon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

PAT N ERIC R BACK. LIVE VIA SATELLITE. This is our first remote episode. Pat in a sweaty den in Austin, Eric at his parents house in Queens. The boys get into all things current. From the embarrassing political field to the duality of man. Dive in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE BOYS ARE BACK LIVE FROM THE PROJECTS. IT'S TIME FOR CURRENT NEWS WUHAN IOWA KOBE FAKE INTERNET WORLD OSCARS IMPEACHMENT CULTURE WAR! GET IN THE ZONE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Once again, it's nothing current. Pat's got muscles. NOT a call in show as promised. Instead we analyze the hidden subculture of the FEMCELS. As you'd expect, it gets very dark. Take the pink pill with us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE! Another banked one so NOTHING current. In that spirit, it's time for Instagram Simp of the Week! Indie Game Pat and Triple-A Eric do a deep dive on the greasy bros of social media featuring cretinous comments and the weirds that leave them in search of human connection. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Eric n Pat get into NOTHING TOO CURRENT so we go back in time to discuss fake science. Also NEW YORK IS DEAD. EVERYTHING IS DEAD. We need a change for the year 2020. New coast? New country? Bamboo forest? Hit us with your suggestions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU THOUGHT WE WERE DONE BEING CURRENT BUT WE LIED. WE'RE BACK WITH HASHTAG CURRENT NEWS. IRAN. GOLDEN GLOBES. PRESIDENTS. FEET PICS. GET IN ON THE ACTION. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT'S 2020 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT NOW RIGHT?? The US blew their chance at having their first president sugar baby. Good job, America. Eric and Pat are here to cure your post-new year blues. Jump in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices