Works Every Time

WET x TEJAS TONIC SHOWCASE 1/25 https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/events?event-id=103375 This is episode 57 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:41 - How ma...

This is episode 56 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:02 - Better a mother in a wh*re house than a brother in a Honda 00:03:42 - White Entertainment Te...

This is episode 55 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:28 - Code WETPOD for 15% off at tejastonic.com 00:02:29 - What do you know?! 00:04:38 - The WET C...

This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:30 - Justin can't bend 00:03:27 - how to drink at work 00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at Mc...

This is episode 53 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:21 - Markus is a THC camel 00:03:07 - Justin's thuuur-agun 00:04:38 - If we didn't smoke, we'd al...

This is episode 52 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:38 - Happy Birthday Dear Podcast 00:02:55 - We're upside-down on baby oil this year 00:04:06 - Humans have perfected alcohol 00:...

This is episode 51 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:36 - Bread, circuses, and Fox News 00:04:24 - Be like a brick 00:07:41 - Pigeon toe vs club foot...

RACHEL WOLFSON https://rachelwolfsoncomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson This is episode 50 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:41 - "UAP...

This is episode 49 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:27 - The best part about Texas... 00:02:47 - ...is Tejas Tonic! (*not a paid ad*) 00:08:56 - The...

This is episode 48 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:40 - Gaslighting Justin Foodmaker 00:06:04 - Everyone loses their mustache with a story 00:11:40...

This is episode 47 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:56 - Austin Powers, a dinosaur, and a priest walk into a bar 00:07:23 - Slander and libel 00:10:0...

This is episode 46 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:14 - Last 3 brains cells reporting for duty 00:03:48 - Why we hate hunting 00:07:47 - Shout to al...

This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private 00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars 00:05:19 - Phill...

This is episode 44 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:45 - Justin looks like a "Shark Tale" 00:07:24 - Philler Bean 00:08:02 - Edging The WET Commandme...

This is episode 43 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:00:58 - The WET Commandments 00:03:45 - Oreo Coke taste test 00:08:56 - Sour Patch Kids Oreo taste t...

This is episode 42 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This Week on WET... 00:01:25 - sWET boys (the AC is broken) 00:06:23 - The WET Commandments 00:09:04 - Justin's...

This is episode 41 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:16 - Justin be spittin' 00:02:15 - It's raining cats and dogs (and they're ea...

This is episode 40 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:34 - We let him cook but he burnt it 00:05:08 - Justin's Journal - Entry 2 00:11:45 -...

This is episode 39 of the WET Podcast. Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:36 - The boy who called in sick 00:03:46 - Impr...

This is episode 38 of the WET Podcast. Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:01:15 - The helmet is a bit on the nose in retrosp...

This is episode 37 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth *PROMO CODE 'WET50' FOR 50% OFF TICKETS* Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you h...

This is episode 36 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have...

This is episode 35 of the WET Podcast. 8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have...

8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth This is episode 34 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________...

This is episode 33 of the WET Podcast. THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words) 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) _______________________ ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINESE FOOD! 00:00:00 - This week on WET... 00:00:46 - Phillip went viral! 00:02:54 - Justin and Markus'...