Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

"Once both people like each other, the games are over."Close friend and dog groomer Jess Rona (Author of Groomed ) has a heart-to-heart with Nicole to unpack her fears of being in a relationship. They also read some crazy dating app messages from men, discuss the benefits of couple's therapy, and how to talk to kids. Plus, Nicole's trying to match with Channing Tatum on Raya. Need more Nicole Byer...

Friend and fashion stylist Taylor Orear joins Nicole to shares the most adorable story behind meeting his boyfriend at RuPaul's Drag Con. They also discuss the importance of leaving baggage behind when starting new relationships, their crazy trip to Italy together, and their love for Obama's juicy butt. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast -  Newcomers ! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be w...

'She saved me in her phone as 'Eric Weirdo". Eric Edelstein (Jurassic World, American Dad) shares the story behind meeting Jess, his lovely dog grooming wife. Him and Nicole also discusses how to smuggle a dog into the country and their drugs of choice, including the time Nicole accidentally did meth. Plus, a round of audience questions about: how to get out of bad dates, finding motivation to wor...

Podcast pro Kevin Porter (Host of Inside Voices , Good Christian Fun , and Gilmore Guys podcast) helps Nicole set some 2020 dating goals - starting with deleting her Raya app. They also identify her negative loops to break, and have an education rundown on managing the iPhone's hidden app subscriptions. Plus, Nicole realizes she has no straight guy friends. Want to learn more about Nicole's podcas...

Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcas...

"He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement" Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships. Support the show! Rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts  with a dirty comment for a chance to have it...

Kate Spencer ( Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club ) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life. Support the show! Rate  Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it r...

Josh Sharp (The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her....

Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault. Support the show! Rate  Why Won't You Date...

Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship. They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole share...

"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure." Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't enc...

Nicole's roommate John Milhiser (SNL, CollegeHumor) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle. Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass....

Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Unicorn, Big Mouth) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students. Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerCo...

"When you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places".Best friend Sasheer Zamata (SNL, Corporate) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach. Plus, a special...

Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding! She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, an...

Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist, author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup. Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:  https://www.facebook.com/p...

Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau ) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener. Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.c...

Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli (RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag cultu...

"Please acknowledge your pain." Echo Kellum (Arrow, Rick & Morty) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: htt...

"I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that." Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You...

"All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack." Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment. Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:  https://...

"I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now." Paul F. Tompkins (Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and ph...

"He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.'"Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake (Arrested Development, A Million Little Things) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA.Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon...

Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at:  https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerCom...

"You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration." Fortune Feimster (The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a...