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It’s the season premiere of Summer House (S08E01)!  Sam and Chris are gone, West and Jesse are in, and Kyle now has a big banana named Mon.  But some things never change: Kyle and Amanda are still miserable, Lindsay are Carl are still pretending to be happy, and Ciara still loves a tall king.  Oh, and Craig bought a horse.  This is a lot. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke...

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium.  And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation.  This is part 1 of a two part recap.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrap...

This is part 1 of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium.  And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation.  This is part 1 of a two part recap.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrapp...

Welcome back to part 2 of a two-part recap! The cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and ge...

*This is part 1 of a two part recap The cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bo...

On this week’s Crappy Hour Live, we discuss Larsa and Marcus’ PR breakup stunt, Erika Jayne’s Hulu documentary, breaking up with a real housewife, and Bethenny’s war against Ziplock…plus all the latest news on @bravotv. We’re live every other Monday at 5:30 PM on Instagram Live and our YouTube Channel @watchwhatcrappens  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer Hous...

RHOP goes on vacation and then on Below Deck (recap starts at 22:16 minutes) Fraser isn’t playing with Barbie and the Chef has put everyone on an unrequested diet. Is revolt far behind? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhat...

This week on The Traitors (S02E08), it seems like the Faithful might be getting a bit smarter, so it’s up to Phaedra to choose a new Traitor to murrrrrrder everyone who stands in her way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwh...

Larsa’s relationship is put under a microscope when Michael Jordan questions it on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and it cuts. It’s cuts real deep. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus...

It’s the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ season, and not much is going on so let’s watch Annemarie serve everyone cheap champagne and bring a conclusion to her 8.5 rated storyline for the season. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024...

Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules (S11E03) recap. Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR.  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com...

Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR on Vanderpump Rules (S11E03).  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2 soon!   To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House...

An aspiring matchmaker moves to Amsterdam to try and bang clients, which seems completely ethical and sane. We’re here to egg her. On. Egg her on. This is House Hunters International S176E03, and we watched it on Max! Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

We’re only one episode into Below Deck (S11E02) and things are already going to crap. The stews are fighting, the bosun is in a fog, and the guests are infecting the hot tub. This can only mean one thing: it’s gonna be a good season! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streami...

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com F...

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com F...

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E15) resumes with the most chaotic gondola ride in human history, followed by a gay pride celebration (natch), and finally Kiki baring her soul to Lisa, who, unsurprisingly, is awful about it!  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House trailer bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming t...

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E15), Sutton spreads Merce’s ashes - mainly on the other women - and then everyone attempts some flamenco dancing because… Spain! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcra...

Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules recap (S11E02).  Sandoval makes his big return just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com...

Sandoval makes his big return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E02), just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. This is part 1 of a two parter. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchw...

On this week’s Instagram Live chat, we discuss Kandi leaving RHOA, the Summer House/RHONY/Southern Hospitality love triangle, RHOBH reunion gossip, the Traitors, and rumors that a certain city might be given another chance. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go t...

Below Deck returns for its eleventh season with a new captain and some really horny swinger guests from Texas. Will their constant boners be the death of ours? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.c...

A renegade tries the wrong Housewife on this week’s episode of the Traitors. Will he be muuuuuurdered for it? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

A boat ride turns into a juice box assault disaster on Real Housewives of Miami when Lisa loses her shizz because people ask her not to feed the local dogs by tossing chicken into the water. Yes. This is actually what this episode is about, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watch...

*This is part two of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both l...