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Southern Hospitality is back, and Joey Marbles and Maddi are in love. We know it’s real because there’s a sobbing fight involving balloons. There’s also a hot new gay on the scene, and TJ’s vacuum is charged and ready to go. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mo...

On Below Deck Sailing Yacht, when Danni has an audacious confrontation with Daisy, we know it’s not going to end well.  And it doesn’t!  Then drag queens Detox and Lola LaCroix come on board, striking fear in the heart of every croqueta in Ibiza. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

Welcome to 2025! This week On Crappy Hour Live, Paige and Craig broke up and we’re shocked. Well no one really is shocked but it’s still sad mkay. Also, Jennifer Aydin bullied a senior citizen Jersey Mike’s employee and is cancelled again, PK and Dorit’s fate is looking poor, and Mia started to New Year with one less apple box to carry around in her trunk. Oh yeah, and surprise! Teresa Giudice is...

The Real Housewives of Potomac are in Panama and Mia is so worried about her children being kidnapped by mania that she plans an additional trip to see Inc before she goes home to make sure they’re ok. Sounds about right. The ladies confront her about her questionable choices and then buy some cheap straw hats to show Wendy how much they love her. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold o...

This is part two of a two-parter! It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,&nbsp...

This is part one of a two-part recap! It’s Patricia’s 83rd birthday and it wouldn’t be a true Southern Charm celebration without going out of your way to hurt someone’s feelings, so Craig is uninvited for not spending enough time with Shep and Austen. Cry into your pillow, Martha! To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC and Traitors bonus episodes, and participate in live threads,&...

A group of miserable people amble onto Below Deck Sailing Yacht and refuse to find joy in anything.  To be fair, they’re served a terrible meal with sad drinks. Also, Gary celebrates sobriety with a glass of wine. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for the Mounting...

We start the New Year and Season Five of Dwell Hello with a visit to Athens, Greece, where a school principal gets her groove on. Will she find somewhere near the meat market she so clearly craves? We don’t know, but we’ll tell you one thing. They don’t have THAT in Indiana! This is a recap of House Hunters International 110 E4 and we found it on Max.  Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watch...

Happy New Year, Everyone!  Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on tomorrow, and below is season 2’s finale episode to get you all excited!  The season finale of Southern Hospitality (S1E10) sees tensions reach a head with Maddi and Sammie and the controversial phone recording. Plus, Joe faces the wrath of Will, Emmy, his bosses, and maybe even Nanny’s chicken parm. Summer shou...

Southern Hospitality Season 3 starts on January 2nd! Below is season 2’s premiere episode to get you all excited!  Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD. Watch out! **This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcra...

Sold On SLC premiered on Bravo this week, and we met a fun cast of weirdos all trying to sell modern farmhouses to Lisa Barlow types.  So many pressing questions.  Can Matt ever sell a house while driving a Toyota?  Is Sara stealing clients? And why is Malaysia named Malaysia?  Can’t wait to find out! **This was originally posted for Patreon sponsors. Join us at Patreon.com/wat...

*This is the final part of our epic 4-parter*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (i nstagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New epis...

*This is part 3 of 4*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (i nstagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted dail...

*This is part 2 of 4*  We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (i nstagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be posted dail...

*This is part one of a four part recap* We join forces with the glorious homos Mattie and Poodle of The Reality Gays (i nstagram.com/realitygayspodcast/ ) to take on our annual Christmas movie trash talking bonus spree. This year’s delight is Hot Frosty, a Netflix movie where Gretchen Weiner tries to melt off Frosty the Snowman’s weiner. It’s great for the whole frigid family! New episodes will be...

This originally aired as a bonus episode on our Patreon!  Grace Lilly, Joey Mables, and Maddi Reese are back for another season of drunken mistakes on Southern Hospitality.   Join us for a season 3 trailer trash! Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

Summer House is back for another season, and as usual, it’s messy. Lindsay is pregnant, Carl has lemur energy, and Kyle is ignoring Amanda. There’s also a lippy new waif in the house and a cringey dude. Sounds fun!  Join us as we break down the season 9 trailer shot by shot! Tickets for the Mounting Hysteria Tour are now on sale at watchwhatcrappens.com Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watc...

JT pens an awkward apology to Patricia on this week’s Southern Charm , but he’s still the pariah, which means he misses out on a lightly awkward doggy birthday party.  Plus, Sally makes her transition from Southern Hospitality to Charm with her big debut.  Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.co...

This is part 2 of a two-parter On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to...

This is part one of a two-parter On The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City cast trip, Braunwyn reveals that Todd has been unfaithful, and Meredith is rumored to be vomiting and crying (over slut shaming).  In the end, Lisa storms out of dinner, and Mary just wants some dessert. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go t...

The Real Housewives of New York City slogs through its latest vacay episode, trading in the fun squabbles and conflict of last week for… dick pics?  It’s a regrettable step backwards for the show, the franchise, and Bravo as the cast attempts to drum up any kind of excitement.  To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads...

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads,...

This is part one of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills centers around Kyle’s Morgan Wade/Lisa Vanderpump tribute party, complete with a miniature host and Diamonds in her party invite. Cute try! Sutton tries to make peace but goes nuclear, and Boz takes her first stand. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threa...

This week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht , there’s a very impressive play. A play about a jellyfish that stung a very complain-y woman. Then it’s a fight over who sleeps less and a once in a lifetime sober night for poor, poor Gary. To watch this recap on video, listen to our Sold on SLC bonus episodes, and participate in live episode threads, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens .  Tickets for t...

Another busy week for the now out of work Vanderpump Rules cast. James was arrested for DV, Tom Sandoval’s girlfriend publicly accused him of cheating, and reports said that Ariana was…happier than ever and doing great tyvm. Also, Bethenny Frankel weighs in on sauce and drones and Brandi might get help fighting the parasites she claims are in her face. Join us live every other Monday at 5:30PT on...