Two Douchebags and a Microphone

Mark throws a cup of urine at Rob but it splashes all over his face 09.06.2025 1:25:34 ↓

Mark gets urine splashed on him try to throw it at Rob

Creeps talk music with up to date music news 07.06.2025 2:02:29 ↓

music talk and news from the creeps

sports talk and news from the bastards 06.06.2025 1:04:01 ↓

sports news and talk form two bastards

Mark tangles Rob's kite in a tree, Rob smacks Mark in the junk with a crowbar 04.06.2025 1:10:55 ↓

Mark runs screaming because Rob is smacking him in the nuts with a crowbar. Mark might've wrapped Rob's kite in a tree on purpose.

Mark makes aardvark noises for an up coming sound file, he found out that he actually made giraffe noises by acident 02.06.2025 1:31:04 ↓

Mark makes aardvark noises trying to be funny, a herd of giraffes trampled him, it was a charge noise he made by accident. He is in a body cast currently.

Rob gets a sandwich laced with pigeon guts 29.05.2025 1:35:39 ↓

Rob doesn't like squab

mark lets Rob walk in to a tree when he's blindfolded searching for a pinata 26.05.2025 1:48:56 ↓

Rob is fooled and walk in to a tree blindfolded, he was looking for a pinata that didn't exist

Rob is blindfolded and taste tests tree bark, he has to figure the tree from eating the bark. crazy fun 22.05.2025 1:33:58 ↓

Rob is blindfolded for a tree bark taste test. he has to name the tree from the bark he ate. If he fails he will have his big toe sledge hammered.

Rob does his high wire stunt he has practiced on for 12 years, it didn't end well. 19.05.2025 1:29:04 ↓

Rob long awaited highwire stunt finally happens, it didn't end well.........

greatest sports show episode ever!!! listen to pure gold, NOW 17.05.2025 1:47:14 ↓

Greatest sports show episode EVER!!

another horrible edition of the music creeps. eat it up suckas 16.05.2025 1:08:00 ↓

chew on this bag of garbage....music creeps are here

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Six hours of shocking, raw, loud entertainment crammed in an hour and a half! Don't miss out. Download it NOW!!

Rob has a pet pet twig named willy 12.05.2025 1:50:14 ↓

Rob loves his pet twig willy

creepy music talk 08.05.2025 1:22:13 ↓

creeps mouthing off about music

sports talk from bastards 08.05.2025 1:16:31 ↓

two bastard and a microphone

mark is back from vacay, means more douchebaggery 07.05.2025 1:39:41 ↓

Mark's vacay is over so here's more douchebaggery

The Music Creeps Go Cruising- well, Mark does anyway 03.05.2025 43:12 ↓

Topher is still holed up in the coffee shop while Mark and his trophy wife live it up on the high seas. The boat's wi-fi makes a move.

Special International Edition of The Sports Bastards 03.05.2025 1:13:17 ↓

Topher is at a coffee shop, Mark is on a boat with iffy wi-fi.

Mark tries to catch mice with a pair of tongs 27.04.2025 1:25:34 ↓

mark accidentally grabbed rob's sack with tongs while trying to catch a mouse

music talk from the creeps 27.04.2025 1:18:11 ↓

creepy music talk

NFL talk from the bastards! 26.04.2025 1:13:41 ↓

NFL info and other garbage from the bastards!

rob makes doughnuts out of cheerio's 24.04.2025 1:27:43 ↓

Rob's cheerios have frosting on them, they're still gross.

Mark ties Rob's stick art to his jeeps bumper and destroys it. Rob lights Mark's ass hair on fire 21.04.2025 1:29:19 ↓

Mark's ass hairs mysteriously catch fire after destroys Rob's stick figure art.

Rob gets his penis bit by a parakeet 16.04.2025 1:27:56 ↓

Rob has to pry a parakeet's beak of his penis.

Rob argues with a turtle 14.04.2025 1:28:38 ↓

Rob had a turtle snap him on the nose, he still kept arguing with the turtle.