This Week in Conspiracy

This one is a little short, we gotta hurry to see Alex Jones

Trump has 9 lives, 7 left. Well 6 if he goes to Springfield and hangs around the Haitians.

How many people do the FBI investigate and let go, go on to kill people? Are we evening firing these investigators? Why doesn't anyone blame them or these issues?

OH No Ashley wasn't here today so guess what we had computer problems. it took takes but we talk about the upcoming Trump Sentencing and what may happen. we also talk about the problems in Colorado and giant vs Indian battles in the west. oh yeah, we also talk about the trump shooter since that story only lasted a week

Am I the only one who thinks these conventions are a waste of time and money? Just a giant self-serving feel-good circle jerk that won't change anyone's mind.

Just over here unloading bricks from box trucks while dressed up like a character from a handmaiden's tale waiting for Joe to introduce our candidate at the DNC.

"Hotties for Harris"... explains why we aren't voting for her.

We are not as different as they want us to be. My doctor also said I needed more D in every aspect of my life. If you can help... let me know.

Jim may be an alien.... how else can you be an expert? Are you excited to see how the next episode of US politics plays out? Hope the audio is better this week!!!

Is someone not alive anymore? Is that why it takes a week to publicly drop out of the running? PS - Justin took all of Brad's peaches off the tree, I took the hit for him.

A lovely trip down memory lane. Just over 20 years ago Grandby, CO fucked with the wrong man. oh and a few trips down memory lane

I mean Brad decided to leave us so we had to make a fun quick episode so you wont forget about us (like he did).

Nothing like watching an old man not know what to say or where he is. Am I back at my old job on the dementia ward or is this all America has to offer?

Give 'em the ol hawk tua! talking about the collapse of the western culture. You know... the usual. At least they allowed me on this episode

We had some problems this week, but we still got one up. Ashley missed the show she had a date hopefully we will hear about it next week. We talked about the new civil war movie, and surprise how the west is falling apart. we also talked about health benefits of the sun and how bad the food is

We got em! hunter is guilty lol.

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Men win again! Best female athletes ever!! Not much new this weekend as the world is still burning a slow burn.

Put your fist in your waistband and let us know how it goes! Brad brought us lucky charm marshmallows to make us fat and side eye us as plus sized podcasters. How fatphobic

Just chug water right next to the mic, why try. I give up. Wait until you see how Brad opened cards on another show. All arm in the shot. I give up with these boys.

These guys don't listen to me at all. Nor do they know their Mario characters. The world is burning but at least we can laugh.

At 12:59am House of Pain stops and Al Green comes on. Take your AZT!

In a country far, far away .... A fat girl food review!!

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Audacity once again would not allow me to add the intro. Fuck em. Enjoy this minus the extra 30 second wait time of the intro.