Therapy Gecko

A caller tells me she just started a new job as a private investigator for hire, which is basically legally paying someone to stalk a person for you. The caller tells me about the stakeouts she’s been on, how she got the job, her disguises, the various ways it’s possible to screw up, and more. It’s real life Sherlock Holmes. Then we hear from a man who is worried about his wife finding out that he...

I talk for about 10 minutes with a guy who's hiding in a utility closet. He tells me he hides in there often, and what he is hiding from. Afterwards a caller talks to me about what it was like being raised in a polygamous household that resulted in him having 21 siblings. We discuss how that affected him growing up, where he is now, and how his relationship with his family has evolved. Lastly we r...

A caller tells me how he married his platonic male best friend in order to receive better benefits from his job and how the marriage has been going so far. Next a man and I unpack his childhood relationship with his father and discuss whether or not he should attempt to make amends in his adult life. We also talk to a caller experiencing a toilet paper shortage conflict with his roommates, dig int...

WE'RE TRYING SOMETHING NEW: I threw my phone out the window this episode and ventured out into the real world to talk to people as a gecko face to face on  The Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Conversations include: a college student tells me how her father came back into her life after 19 years of absence, a guy from Kenya describes the differences between there and America, a Norwegian teen and his fathe...

A caller and I get deep into it about how much of a person's identity should be tied to external things after she tells me about an injury that ended her soccer career. Then I hear from an office employee who's stressed over his coworkers finding the chair he's been putting boogers under for 10 years, a woman who repeatedly finds herself being "friend-zoned", a caller who's cursed to miss importan...

I talk to a caller who's convinced they've been cursed by their employer after experiencing a string of unusual happenings. We chat about how they intend to fend off these supernatural forces after studying the occult. Later I introduce 2 random callers to each other who both happen to have one testicle, chat with a caller who's phoned into the show as a way of battling her phone anxiety, and talk...

Calls start around 11:13 I am joined in this episode by journalist Andrew Callaghan of All Gas No Breaks/Channel 5. Andrew is known for his documentarian work of America's underbelly, including QAnon meetings, Flat Earth conventions, and most recently his coverage of the war in Ukraine. He's also a nice guy. Callers include a guy who's locked in an auto-yard, a student who steals plants and gives...

I recorded this episode in live in front of 200 people at the Lodge Room in Los Angeles. For the first half of the show I talk to callers, then at around 1:04:52 I talk to people from the crowd. It was a raucous evening of lots of people talking and saying words. Conversation topics include getting high while driving, problematic grandparents, alien fetus lava lamps, voice acting, deadly parents,...

A caller tells me about the lifelong harassment he's endured from what he believes are visitors from another planet. We dissect the intentions of the aliens and how they were perceived by the caller. Then a lady calls in to tell me about how she's handling her recent herpes diagnosis, and then we hear from a man who's having an affair with a married woman. I think it is a really good and interesti...

I am joined on this episode by musician Benny Blanco to talk to people on the phone. Benny is known for his work with artists like Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Kanye West, and others. He is also a nice guy. We talk to a guy about a death threat he received from his employer, a caller with a habit of sleeping with his friend's girlfriends, a couple who's received an offer to join the swinging communi...

A couple calls in to talk about their sex life. The guy says he's no longer interested in having sex, so he wants his girlfriend to fill her needs elsewhere. She's unsure about it. We talk it through.  We also hear from a woman who pooped her one piece in public, an electrician who shocks himself on purpose while simultaneously handling his baby mama drama, and a man living with a speech impedimen...

A caller discloses how his hentai addiction is affecting his life on multiple fronts. I also hear from a caller who stalks their ex using a fake Instagram, a guy who is suspicious his buddy broke his bong on vacation, and a lady who questions her father’s character after moving back home.  We had a good time. You’ll have a good time. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience...

A retired drug dealer calls in and we weigh the pros and cons of returning to the game after their partner suggests doing so.    Then talk to a caller who is trying to turn their Gatorade addiction into an art piece, a man who disassociated for multiple months in a row, and a caller who is struggling telling the other participants of her threesome that she may have given them chlamydia. It is a go...

I am joined this episode by musician and entertainer Marc Rebillet. He is known for his signature style of bridging electronic music and comedy. He is also a good guy. We talk to a university student who's developed a strange relationship with her professor, a man who consumes an obscene amount of milk, a woman who's grandfather stole her boyfriend, and more.  It was a very good one.  Call start a...

We talk to a caller who is struggling to connect with his incarcerated brother, a man who had a testicular emergency,  and a son who's conflicted about his mom starting an OnlyFans.  Later we talk to a person who is ashamed to love The Minions and a daughter worried about her mom's growing interests in crystals.  This is honestly a really good episode. I'm not just saying that because I made it. I...

I'm joined on this episode by rapper and producer Erick The Architect. Erick is known for being a member of the hip hop group Flatbush Zombies and for his various solo projects. He is also a good guy.  Erick and I talk to people on the phone about being punched in the face, bleeding assholes, being introverted, being Jewish, porn careers, ghosting your exs, and more. It was a very good time.  Call...

A caller expresses concern over her partner's love for video games and how it's affecting their relationship.  After that a woman tells me about how she recently formed a relationship with her father, who she previously thought was dead. Then a guy and I chat about how he has joined a fraternity in an attempt to understand men more and another caller tells me about her deadbeat sister.  There is s...

My guest for this episode is a producer named Kenny Beats. He's known for his work with artists like Freddie Gibbs, Vince Staples, Ed Sheeran, Denzel Curry, and more. Kenny and I talk to people on the phone about dating with little experience, sleep paralysis, taking baths, having feelings for a married woman, and more. Calls start at 9:30 Here is Kenny's youtube if you want to look at his stuff:...

A guy reads me a promiscuous text message that he received from his aunt, who he believes is a bad person. His wife also hops on the line and gives her opinion on it. Then I hear from a caller who is plagued by daily nightmares, discover a new way to use the bathroom, and chat with farmer who was on SNL.  I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the...

A guy calls in to tell me about a near-death experience that completely reshaped how he views life. Then a former dominatrix describes the logistical nightmares of being in a 9 person orgy. Then we hear from a caller who’s been collecting his roommate’s toenails and a guy who attends professional Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments. I think I also go on a rant about life at some point in there too. It’s a good e...

My guest for this podcast is a rapper named Buddy. He’s made music with the likes of Wiz Khalifa, Chance the Rapper, A$AP Ferg, Nipsy Hussle, and more. He is also a good guy. This was a very fun episode featuring discussions on breakups, the occult, clowns, and more. Here is a song by Buddy that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3QOBYq0lBI I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko li...

A caller tells me about a disease they developed by smoking too much weed called Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome. I didn't know that you could get a disease from smoking too much weed. I am still going to smoke weed. But maybe less. We also talk to a caller who is anticipating her first threesome experience the next day, a lesbian couple in a dispute about whether or not to get married, a guy who...

Denzel Curry joins me on this podcast to be a gecko and talk to people about life, death, coyotes, sugar daddies, art, being swallowed by whales, and pool cues. And other things too. Denzel Curry is a rapper and a good guy. Here is a song by him that I like a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1mWLGhh8 I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around th...

I talk to a lady who does phone sex for a living and she tells me that my job and her job aren’t so different. She explains the gig in depth - the types of customers she gets, her methodology, how it’s bleed into her personal sex life, and more. Then I talk to a guy who’s very good at socializing in Virtual Reality but having trouble translating those social skills into real life. Then a caller te...

I talk to a girl who is driving a car and she tells me about a time she walked in on her boyfriend wearing her thong. I also talk to a guy who tells me his experience sleeping behind a dumpster and a guy who tells me how great it is to have kids. This is all at least what I'm pretty sure happened in the episode. I have a very bad memory and I've filled my brain with many other thoughts since recor...