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A caller shares their experience of being kidnapped by a weird math tutor they met in high school. Other callers include a man working through his destructive tendencies, a pregnant woman being labeled as a “baby trapper,” and philosophy student who challenges the existence of this show Do you know any good jokes? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now ar...

A caller reveals how a recurring drug fueled hallucination involving a dragon-like creature inspired him to turn his life around. Later a caller can’t stop jerking off, a caller discusses a resentful boyfriend, and we hear an update about a previous caller via his girlfriend.
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A Papa John’s team member escapes from work to talk about how his dad influenced him to cheat on his romantic partners. Then we hear from a pair of friends going through a difficult time, a guilt ridden duck murderer, and a final caller going through a problematic marriage. Take dirt from outside and put it inside. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now a...

A caller reflects on her difficulties socializing after spending $40K to make friends with very little success. Then a caller tries to decide between 2 women. One of them works at FedEx and the other is very rich. He could live life forever as a trophy husband. Who will he choose????? The Mona Lisa is only ok. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around...

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A caller tells how his love for ketamine led him to an orgy in the drive-thru of a Whataburger. Then a caller working at a local arcade tells their experience of growing up as the only black man in their town, and a final caller takes a break from cutting off cat cocks to talk to me about her career as an opera singer. The light inside the fridge is fascinating. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therap...

A caller kills time waiting for food by telling me about their multiple jobs in baking, tech support, and phone sex. Then a caller reflects on how a dense relationship with his brother ignited a big move, a former law intern explains a bizarre murder case they worked on, and a final caller keys me in on a deep-rooted secret they’re keeping from their father. Fire is unsafe, but a lot of fun. I am...

A flight attendant discusses what it’s like to be trapped thousands of feet in the sky with her ex. Then a caller talks about an unusual romantic encounter he had with the previous tenant of his current apartment, a caller shares their thoughts after surviving a fiery car accident, and a final caller tries to shake up their life. I hope you enjoy the movie. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gec...

A deploying soldier discuses whether or not to let his brothers-in-arms know that he is an avid My Little Pony fan. Later a Swedish man explains his hesitation toward commitment, and a final caller tries to have a conversation about growing weed while I battle a roach in my hotel. I did kill the roach. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the uni...

A caller reflects on his time spent as a gigolo (male sex worker) that primarily offers his services to wives of men with cucking fetishes. Then a caller enthralls me with a bizarre break-up story that ends with broken bones and I get a follow up from a caller I spoke with in real life at one of my shows. Please remember to get your permission slip signed. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Geck...

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford an...

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a g...

A caller describes how pegging a Christian man they met on Tinder snowballed into a bad situation. Then a caller reveals how marijuana is impacting his relationship with his conservative family and a final caller from England seeks advice on how to confront their younger brother about smoking too much weed. It’s a big weed episode. I’m trying to smoke less weed myself. We will see how that goes. I...

A caller wonders whether or not he should have called the fire department on someone. Then a caller may or may not be lying about his attraction to furry women, and a final caller tells the story of how a young guy she met on Omegle has become her soulmate. COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-geckos-nye-reptile-rave-tickets-782079911067?aff=ebdsoporgprofi...

A caller worries about the flailing job market while preparing to raise a child with their girlfriend and platonic roommate.   Afterwards a caller attempts to smoke weed out of his girlfriend’s vagina, a caller feels smothered by their obligations to their family, a student is sick of studying, and a final caller gets divorced at age 22.   COME TO MY NYC NEW YEARS EVE REPTILE RAVE https://www.even...

A caller’s life is turned upside down after their partner of 7 years leaves them for a woman in a foreign country that they met online. Life is crazy. Afterwards I talk to a fellow online creator about what it’s like to have a fake funny job. Then I end the podcast with a deep conversation I had in real life with a complete stranger I met on the docks of a beach in Australia. It was very interesti...

A caller describes the impasse she’s reached with her older brother who uses her toothbrush and also threatens to kill her sometimes. It is a Boston tale. Then I talk to a caller about why I love Spirit airlines (they did not pay me to say that) and a final caller opens up about seeing themselves in 3rd person and trying to feel comfortable in their own skin. You’ll get there. I am a gecko.  Ticke...

A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now. Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows. I don’t think your brother likes me. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show ex...

A former exotic fish merchant explains how they were introduced to an underground sewer party scene that they’ve come to cherish. Afterwards we hear from a caller who’s hesitant to return to work after spending 3 years without leaving his house, and a final caller reflects on the effects that being in foster care has had on his life now that he’s an adult. I just chopped my tail off. I am a gecko....

A caller explains his experience dealing with time travelers and how it led to his arrest by the FBI. Later we hear from an Australian caller conflicted by their introverted tendencies, a college freshmen exhausted from sharing a bathroom, and a final caller dealing with a conflict between her and her sister. I’ll have a grande cappuccino. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show expe...

A janitor on a graveyard shift at a middle school calls in to tell me about being drunk on the job. Later we hear from a caller conflicted about her parking lot hook ups with her ex-husband, a couple that talks about their large age gap, and a guy who tripped balls on acid with his family for the holidays. It is safer indoors but more fun outdoors. I am a gecko.  Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live...

A caller expresses how having to take care of his 94 year old aunt has severely limited his ability to develop his own life, so we discuss his options. Afterwards a Swedish hat maker discusses how she got fucked over by the Danish government and a caller talks about his unrealistic expectations for being 20 years old. Hey I’m walking here. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show exper...

A caller shares stories from his time hiking the Appalachian Trail, including encounters with cryptids, trail diarrhea, bears, and bizarre interactions with people on drugs. Then we hear from a guy in Denmark struggling to feel things and a final caller whose sweat allergy has ignited a workplace lawsuit. I like the sound that whales make. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show exper...

A 29 year old caller struggles to move out of his parent’s house due to feeling like he owes them some sort of debt. Afterwards a caller attempts to sabotage her sister’s adult entertainment career, a caller feels he is a better member of society when he’s intoxicated, and an acrobat gets concerned that their yoga pants are too revealing. You can eat dinner at 2pm. I am a gecko. Tickets for my The...

A caller tries to decide whether or not to get back into stripping after taking a short hiatus to get clean from cocaine. Then a caller tells me how she wound up with an ankle monitor and reminisces about her experience going to Mexico with a stranger, and a final caller talks about why curing cancer is boring. I hope GTA 6 is good. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience a...