The Rob Carson Show

-The “Newsmax hotline” lights up for guest James Rosen, who appears to discuss the legacy of Darth Cheney—complete with bunker stories, Simon & Garfunkel lyrics, and a heart that’s been through more wars than Iraq. -Pelosi might retire, Gavin Newsom is apparently as “fake as his veneers,” and Rob wonders if there’s a flying monkey rehoming program for her staffers. Today’s podcast is sponsored by...

-Bomb threats hit seven NJ counties; Rob pins it on Dems with 99.99999% certainty, because only cheaters hate Election-Day voting (and love month-long mail-in fiestas).  -MSM drools over the death of Dick Cheney; Rob refuses the glowing eulogy, reminding everyone of flag-draped caskets and zero Cheney praise for Trump’s Abraham Accords. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve...

-Bill Maher gets rare applause from Rob after comparing the Democratic Party to Sears — “once mighty, now a ghost brand.” -Gen Z commentator Justine Brooke Murray joins the Newsmax hotline, proving that femininity and fierce debate aren’t mutually exclusive. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NEWSMAX at http:...

-The government shutdown saga becomes a comedy of errors, with Democrats allegedly playing “extortion” while Trump refuses to blink. -Doug Burns joins on the Newsmax Hotline, breaking down the FBI’s Operation Arctic Frost and why it “makes Watergate look like a parking ticket.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using c...

-Rob dives into an Elon Musk–Joe Rogan interview, claiming it proves Democrats are importing voters with $10,000 Visa cards and free hotel stays. -Virginia Lt. Governor candidate John Reid joins on the Newsmax Hotline to rail against “radicals, Soros money, and politicians who hide from debates.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get...

-Rob kicks off Halloween confessing that life as a single guy means one load of laundry, one dishwasher cycle, and a fridge full of mystery leftovers. -He dives into Operation Arctic Frost — a saga he describes as “Soviet crap,” accusing Jack Smith and the FBI of turning politics into an episode of Cold Case: MAGA Edition. -Later, critic Christian Toto calls in on the Newsmax Hotline for a Hallowe...

-Curtis Sliwa clashes with Rob Finnerty, leading Rob to crown the New York mayoral race a “crap sandwich showdown” featuring Cuomo and “Zoron Mondami, the Marxist Muslim radical.” -Gordon Chang joins the Newsmax hotline to praise Trump’s Asia trip, where Trump supposedly outmaneuvers China, charms Japan, and makes the world dance to “YMCA.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Imp...

-Between spooky sound effects and Schumer slams, Rob declares “No candy for Democrats!” while explaining how Trump has rescued America’s soybean farmers. -Tony Kinnett joins to talk soybeans, shutdowns, and why he’s the Halloween “Candy Scrooge”—refusing to hand out treats. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code...

-Rabbi Schoenbach joins on the Newsmax Hotline, declaring Zohran Mandami the most dangerous man in a NY state election- EVER. -Rob rallies listeners to join a virtual rally for New York City, where Alan Dershowitz, Brigitte Gabriel, and Dinesh D’Souza form the Avengers of Anti-Islamism. -Bill Gates reportedly gives up on the apocalypse, and Rob gleefully declares the climate crisis officially canc...

-Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham, and other Republicans speak out on developing scandal “Arctic Frost,” the political sequel nobody asked for. -Fred Fleitz (former NSC chief of staff and CIA analyst) joins Rob to discuss “weaponized government,” Biden’s puppet masters, and why socialism never works. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40%...

-SNAP benefits are running out due to the Schumer Shutdown, and Rob suggests giving to your local food bank — or preparing to ankle-tackle grocery thieves like a patriotic linebacker. -Between rants about the bourgeoisie, fentanyl, and golf carts, Rob declares the Democrat Party dead, buried, and possibly returning as a zombie by the midterms. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER :...

-Rob Carson compares Senator Cory Booker to an IKEA Allen wrench—“a worthless tool you can’t throw away.” -Virginia Attorney General Jason Miyares joins on the Newsmax Hotline, blasting opponent Jay Jones for “fantasizing about murder and still wanting to be top prosecutor.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code...

-Rob Carson declares the “Biden AutoPen Presidency” a scandal so absurd it makes Watergate look like a typo — complete with aides pleading the Fifth and pens doing all the signing. -Thane Rosenbaum joins to dissect socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani, radical imams, and why some New York rabbis are backing a guy who might make rent free but logic extinct. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREA...

-Rob declares that Barack Obama was the real “puppet master,” running the country from his D.C. basement like a Marxist ventriloquist act. -Clips from  K.T. McFarland, Charles Payne, and Victor Davis Hanson, all cheering on Trump’s foreign policy “Superman comeback tour.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by using code NE...

-Gavin Newsom apparently “tries to be black,” complete with Wonder Bread flashbacks and Rob’s stand-up-level commentary on Democrats’ identity theatrics. -Rob declares “The Year of Karen” officially over, as he and a psychologist dissect America’s most over-therapized demographic: the liberal busybody. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Cliff Maloney, CEO of Citizens Alliance, joins to rally Republican troo...

-Rob celebrates the House Oversight Committee’s ruling that Biden’s auto-pen-signed executive orders might be illegitimate, declaring, “Christmas came early for conservatives!” -Rob welcomes Emily Sturge of Campus Reform, who dishes on UC Berkeley’s “Abolish ICE” course and the joys of cracking down on taxpayer-funded perks for illegal immigrants. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDE...

-Rob kicks off the show from haunted Old Town Alexandria, where even the ghosts roll their eyes at Bill Gates’ climate “doomerism.” -The “White House Ballroom Scandal” spirals as Rob explains why Jackie O would’ve totally approved—and why Democrats want to bulldoze it like toddlers on a sugar rush. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! G...

-Free speech makes a comeback — Greg Gutfeld celebrates, Rob cheers, and someone somewhere probably gets offended. -Dick Morris drops truth bombs on the Newsmax hotline, chatting with Rob about his new book “The Real Charlie Kirk”and why nihilism is the Democrats’ new national sport. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving your sleep! Get 40% off by u...

-Rob torches Zohran Mamdani, calling him “a spoiled little child” and “a danger,” after his rally with radical undertones—and skewers AOC and Kathy Hochul for backing him like it’s a Broadway farce. -Brigadier General Blaine Holt joins Rob to talk Trump, Venezuela, and cartels—joking about selling Trump pacifiersfor Democrats who can’t handle decisive action. -The show spirals delightfully into al...

-Rob Carson kicks off the week by confessing his new passion—pumpkin cheesecake with salted caramel, because fall needs to know who’s boss. -Rob mocks Democrats for “ballroom derangement syndrome”, defending Trump’s plan to build a $300 million White House ballroom “so America has a place for its big balls.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER : Improve your health by improving you...

-Rob Carson opens the hour mocking Virginia gubernatorial candidate Abigail Spanberger, playing and ridiculing a long, meandering interview clip with Katie Couric that he calls a “seven-minute word salad.” -John Reid, Republican candidate for lieutenant governor of Virginia, joins to discuss education, parental rights, and the decline of “woke” politics in the state. Reed and Carson joke about “ca...

-Rob plays audio of Stephen Miller passionately crediting Donald Trump with “saving America,” blasting the Biden era as one of crime, chaos, and cartel dominance. -Mary Walter Joins on the Newsmax Hotline: She and Rob riff on New York’s radical politics, the Knicks’ cease-and-desist letter to Zorran Mamdani, and the shocking NBA–mob gambling scandal. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM PO...

-Carson plays clips from Donald Trump, who blasts Democrats as “low IQ” and praises America’s booming economy under his policies. -The show features a fiery  interview with Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal, WIBC Indianapolis), discussing Democrats’ alleged overreach, Trump’s proposed White House ballroom, and state officials threatening to arrest ICE agents. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM...

-Rob discusses the political and economic decline of Maryland, praising Virginia conservatives like Winsome Sears, John Reid, and Jason Miyares for offering hope in contrast. -K.T. McFarland joins on the Newsmax Hotline, delivering sharp geopolitical insight on Trump’s Middle East peace strategy, Hamas, and the growing crises in Latin America, including Venezuela and Brazil. Today’s podcast is spo...

-Lieutenant Colonel Tony Shaffer joins on the Newsmax Hotline to analyze President Trump’s tough new sanctions on Russia, arguing that “Russia is winning” and that Biden’s failures have left the U.S. no choice but to accept territorial concessions. -Carson rails against left-wing rhetoric and claims the Democratic Party is waging a “de facto civil war” through protests, NGOs, and radical teachers...