The Rob Carson Show

-Nicolás Maduro breaks into “Don’t Worry, Be Happy,” which Rob interprets as the nervous singing of a man who knows he’s about to be “blown the hell up.” -Michael Charbon joins Rob on the Newsmax Hotline, and together they roast Democrats, analyze political collapses, and debate whether Canada should become America’s chilly Puerto Rico. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refresh...

-The “Seditious Six” get roasted as Elise Slotkin unveils a brand-new excuse of the week, prompting Rob to call CYA on aisle five. -Guest Doug Burns jumps in to dissect drug-boat strikes, hypocrisy, Somali fraud, Jack Smith, Comer, Letitia James, and anything else Rob throws at him. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX at http:/...

-Rob Carson launches into a full-scale masculinity smackdown, roasting Gavin Newsom and Tim Walz while declaring that soy-boy swagger is not masculinity. -A whirlwind tour of Somali Medicaid fraud, suitcases of airport cash, and a would-be president of “Jubaland” leaves Rob comparing Somalia to “the meth-lab trailer park of the world.”  -Fred Fleitz joins and calmly explains Europe’s immigration c...

-Rob breaks down Trump’s Kennedy Center triumph, noting that even hostile media admit the former president surprisingly crushes it as host. -The show dives into the January 6th pipe-bomber saga, where a man Rob describes as “Lenny from Of Mice and Men” somehow eludes the FBI for years despite leaving a trail that Scooby-Doo could follow. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refres...

-Rob barrels into Hour 2 by declaring Somalia the “Independence Day alien species of nations,” while insisting Democrats act like a worldwide fraud network is just a cultural exchange program. -Thane Rosenbaum joins via the Newsmax Hotline, brilliantly roasting the absurdity of treating terrorists, cartels, and fentanyl boats like protected wildlife. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM PO...

-Rob Carson hilariously skewers Minnesota’s Somali fraud scandals while insisting the only ghosts fed during COVID are the “ghost meals” that never existed. -Rob ties it all together with rants about welfare abuse, border chaos, media gaslighting, and Democrats calling everyone Nazis while he demands, punchline by punchline, that someone finally go to jail. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM D...

-Rob contemplates buying an AI device that listens to every thought he has—then immediately concludes it sounds like living with an ex-wife. -Rosie O’Donnell and Nicole Wallace spiral into dramatic therapy-level despair over Trump, while Rob gleefully labels it “cat-lady psychosis on parade.” Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX...

-The Jan. 6 pipe-bomber investigation sends Rob into full conspiracy-detective mode as he insists the FBI cracked misdemeanors faster than a guy assembling IKEA furniture but somehow couldn’t find a pipe bomber. -He celebrates economic “winning” while admitting he went into TJ Maxx to buy a wallet and walked out with SpongeBob socks, a cotton-candy machine, a projector galaxy, and a Run-DMC Christ...

-Rob is gleefully cheering on exploding narco-boats while accusing Democrats of defending drug cartels simply to oppose Trump. -A deep dive into alleged Minnesota/Somali fraud sends Rob into full turbo mode, complete with parody Christmas songs and vows of bureaucratic colonoscopies. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BEAM DREAM POWDER - Refreshing sleep now 40% off with promo code NEWSMAX at http:...

-Trump gets a FIFA World Peace Prize, and Rob imagines the left’s heads popping like popcorn. -Christian Toto joins on the Newsmax Hotline, where the two deep-dive into Christmas movies, debate which holiday songs should be banned forever. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for your FREE information kit! WEBROOT :...

-Rob kicks off Hour 2 by torching Democratic gerrymandering theatrics before welcoming John Fredericks on the Newsmax Hotline, who unloads a flamethrower on Indiana GOP “rhinos” blocking a full 9–0 redistricting sweep. -The hour closes with Mary Walter on the Newsmax Hotline, who riffs with Rob about drug-boat drama, DEI absurdities, parental Munchausen, and why half of Gen Z suddenly develops “te...

-Rob launches into Friday by roasting Tim Walz, Minnesota Democrats, and anyone else within comedic range as he unwraps the state’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandal. -Carson and guest Tony Kinnett (Daily Signal) tear into media spin, Jake Tapper’s “white black pipe bomber” misfire, and political double standards with tag-team precision. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Pro...

-The Minnesota corruption saga grows so large it might qualify as its own GDP, and Rob gleefully predicts the political downfall of Walz, Ellison, and possibly Ilhan Omar. -Kaitlin Bennett joins on the Newsmax hotline, recounting her campus adventures where college students flee debates faster than they flee Thanksgiving history lessons. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and g...

-Rob breaks down the pipe-bomber arrest while cheerfully roasting the FBI for discovering the concept of “fresh eyes” only five years late. -Somali community fraud scandals escalate so dramatically that Rob compares the state to a taxpayer-funded piñata stuffed with billions. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for...

-A new study crushes the dreams of “crazy cat ladies,” proving that cats prefer men— because men don’t listen, so the cats have to meow louder. Chaos ensues. -On the Newsmax Hotline, Brigitte Gabriel jumps in and unleashes a flamethrower on Somali fraud networks, weak Democratic leadership, Islamists abusing refugee programs, and Ilhan Omar’s delusions of congressional immortality. Today’s podcast...

-ICE prepares to descend on Minnesota, and Rob delights in the panic—while Minneapolis’ police chief issues guidance that sounds more like a hostage-negotiation pamphlet than law enforcement. -On the Newsmax Hotline, geopolitical expert Gordon Chang joins the show to warn about China’s crumbling economy, proxy chaos in Venezuela, and the alarming number of military-age Chinese men crossing the U.S...

-Rob gleefully announces the Tennessee “crazy cat lady” gets her butt kicked in the special election, proving once again that common sense occasionally wins elections. -The Trump “Cabinet Super Friends” assembles, complete with narration straight out of the Justice League, to smite fraud, fentanyl, and foolishness. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement sav...

-Rob roasts a “bat-guano crazy” Tennessee Democrat who hates country music, cops, and common sense — concluding she’s the human embodiment of “why Kamala lost in 2024.” -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer, who calmly confirms that blowing up narco boats full of terrorists is, in fact, standard operating procedure — not a war crime, despite what CNN thinks. Today’s podcast is...

-Rob skewers Democrats for caring more about optics than “drug-smuggling terrorists,” compares fentanyl boats to Zyklon B trains, and wonders whatever happened to John Wayne. -The Newsmax Hotline lights up with Michael Charbon, who trades jokes about Canadian winters, assisted suicide, and back bacon—plus a mutual agreement that liberals have lost their minds. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIR...

-Rob opens the hour breathing fire over Biden’s “Trojan horse invasion,” blaming Democrats for unleashing chaos, fentanyl, and unvetted Afghan imports. -Erin Van Natta from The Daily Caller, dives into Afghan refugee failures, Somali scams, and Tim Walz’s Minnesota mayhem. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gold. Text ROB to 98 98 98 for yo...

-Minnesota gets roasted for turning into “the meth-lab trailer park of the world,” as Rob unpacks the state’s Somali-based fraud scandals and Governor Tim Walz’s epic corruption. -Former federal prosecutor Doug Burns, schools the audience on Obama’s alleged coup, Biden’s border disaster, and why sedition might be trending again. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your...

-Rob kicks off the week stewing over the “auto pen apocalypse,” but brightens up reminiscing about his legendary turkey noodle soup. -Retired Brigadier General Blaine Holt dials in on the Newsmax Hotline, dishing on Venezuela, Cuba, and senators who apparently inflate both their résumés and their egos. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings with gol...

*Mary Walter in for Rob Carson today... -Lt. Col. Tony Shaffer drops in on the Newsmax Hotline to dissect a possible terrorist attack, CIA misfires, and the mysterious art of “Afghan vetting" after the deadly DC attacks. -Later, regular Friday guest Tony Kinnett joins to debate rogue judges, the possibility of vigilante justice, and humorous acronyms MS NOW could stand for. Today’s podcast is spon...

-Rob tears into Somali welfare fraud, German migration chaos, and one DOJ “Karen” who thought livestreaming a federal raid was a bright idea — spoiler: it wasn’t. -Former Congressman Louie Gohmert joins on the Newsmax Hotline, blasting the DOJ’s “Stalin-style fishing trips” and joking he’s gotten more fake job offers than a LinkedIn bot. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and g...

-Trump Derangement Syndrome goes clinical as psychotherapists get death threats—proving the diagnosis right faster than any lab test. -Jennifer Galardi joins on the Newsmax hotline, defending butter, bacon fat, and beef tallow like the Founding Mothers intended — and reminding us Cool Whip is chemical warfare. Today’s podcast is sponsored by : BIRCH GOLD - Protect and grow your retirement savings...