The Perfect Crime

Paul and Mike discuss New Year's, gym memberships, laptops, and NOTHING ELSE! Email theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or find at Twitteroo thing @PerfectCrimePod.

Happy holidays! Paul and Mike discuss their holiday family plans and their holiday crime plans. Send us an e-Christmas card to theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Tweetle-dee with us @PerfectCrimePod.

Rufus and KT talk genetics, laundromats, and roofs. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or Twit us @PerfectCrimePod.

This week, Paul and Mike discuss making light bulbs, the fastest way to make juice, and a trick to get free booze. Twitteroonies @PerfectCrimePod, or email at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

This week, the Scheme Team tackles kidnapping celebrities, the buying and selling of fast food franchises, and how to get rich off of bananas. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or check us out on the Twits: @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul and Mike discuss what they're thankful for. Then they discuss what other people might be thankful for, and how to take those things from them. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or hit us up on Tweeters @PerfectCrimePod.

There’s an energy in the air this week… Coocoo energy. Paul and Mike try to keep it together, and discuss ordering kid’s meals at restaurants and stealing cars from the impound lot.

Paul Teaches Mike how to make a million dollars in 27 days! Email us at ThePerfectCrimePodcast@gmail.com or Tweet us @PerfectCrimePod Apologies for the sound quality, we're still figuring out how to podcast.

It’s Halloween! (Kind of.) Paul explains to Mike how to scare someone out of their own home, how not to escape a room, and the fringe benefits of haunted houses. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com or on Twitter @ThePerfectCrimePod.

Ten episodes in the bag! To celebrate, Paul debuts three potential theme songs for the show. Then, Paul and Mike discuss giving Paul's meat scam another shot, and how to get rich off spice. Contact us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com, or on Twitter @PerfectCrimePod.

Paul hopes to redeem himself to Mike by offering up an unprecedented eight crimes! Will Mike accept any of Paul's ideas? Today, the answer may surprise you. Email us at theperfectcrimepodcast@gmail.com.

This week's all about heists! Will Paul finally give Mike an idea he likes? Probably not!

How do you steal a walk-in freezer? Paul and Mike try to answer this question, as well as discussing tax fraud and homemade mints.

Can you rob a store with a Shop Vac? What is a rug ball? Paul and Mike try to answer these questions and more from Paul's notebook.

Paul and Mike discuss knocking off a bakery and have a super scheme lightning round.

Paul and Mike plan a trash can heist and brainstorm a scheme to replace old cushions.

Paul and Mike talk child safety and summer camps.

Paul and Mike talk jams, cars, and libraries.

Paul and Mike discuss robbing a bank, scamming a call center, and cheap meats. This episode was originally not going to be released, thus the lack of editing and calling it a  "test pilot". However, we were very happy with how it turned out, so we decided to release it as is as the true first episode.