The P-Valley Podcast

Disclaimer: I recorded this before last night's episode, but it still tracks! I rank the top 10 moments of Love Island USA season 7. Find out where Olandria being saved twice, Austin "twerking" for Megan thee Stallion, Nic's pimple, the "I'm a mommy/mamacita" conversation and more land on my top 10 list!

"Fan favorite" Demi did not attend The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives reunion taping. She is kind of in a lawsuit against Marciano of Vanderpump Villa because of the rumor that she cheated on her husband with Marciano. Hulu filmed a reunion for its hit show. It airs July 1st and will be hosted by Nick Viall. Vomit. I recorded 30 minutes about the Mormon Wives cast and my audio was deleted within sec...

Nic on Love Island wants every single woman he sees who has curves. Olandria deserves a man who isn't a whore! Period. I also talk about why I think she's so guarded with her sexuality.

Huda on Love Island USA season 7 is losing her mind, screaming, wailing, yelling, shaking, hyperventilating and breathing heavy throughout episode 13. She is a buzz kill and she's ruining the show and I don't even trust that her a$$ will get voted off the show tonight. The episode 12 elimination was trash. I don't have faith in the episode 14 elimination either. SMFH.

Recorded a quickie about who I think should win Love Island season 7. Keep in mind season 7 of Love Island USA is the first season I'm watching. I will watch season 6 next because people seem obsessed with it. Who do you think should win? Is anyone Team Huda & Jeremiah?

Why have I barely been able to update this podcast? Let's get into it.

I am doing something MAJOR career wise today. No time to record. Sorry. Here's a throwback episode. Meghan Markle should really release more videos to get her haters p!ssed. They're all losers, especially repo baby Meghan McCain. No one cares what Meghan McCain has to say. She's a delusional bitter hater who grew up with generational wealth but she's calling Meghan Markle out of touch? Actually, t...

Survival of the Thickest has been picked up for a 3rd and final season on Netflix. One of my favorite shows from the giant streamer. This podcast episode is a rerun & explains why I love the series/season 2.

Meghan Markle's "twerking" video with Prince Harry in the hospital inspired me to record one of my best episodes of this podcast in a while, in my opinion. I talk about all of the worldwide hate Meghan Markle receives and how inspired I am now that she's deliberately activating her haters. Meghan's baby mama hospital dancing videos have her haters saying she isn't pregnant, she didn't have preecla...

I'm watching Love Island. I need to find out why Twitter, social media and podcasts get all up into this show every season. What am I signing up for? You'll find out. I'll be recapping it. Allegedly. Team Ariana Madix!

I deleted my Tory Lanez episode yesterday because it was the worst quality audio of any of my episodes. I'm having a chaotic morning, so I'm going to run back this episode from April 30th of last year. Meg has been through a lot. I don't understand why she's such a target. It's infuriating. Emilio Garcia, Megan's ex-photographer, claims Meg has sex with a woman in front of him and two others, fat...

AD shocked the world, and by "world" I mean me, when she announced that she's pregnant with Ollie's baby. Then, about 2 days later, series favorite couple Lauren & Cameron Hamilton announced that Lauren is expecting. Vanessa Lachey has invited herself to both baby showers. We can feel it. Cameron loves Lauren more today than he did when they met, right? This is obsession. Good, healthy beautiful o...

Season 3 of The Real Lives of Mormon Wives has been filming for a while and I think it's time for a cast shakeup. Once I get into my thoughts about season 2, I will name drop the b!tches that I think need to be fired from the cast. What a disaster. Fame has ruined some of these hoes for sure.

SO MUCH to get into! Season 2 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is giving a masterclass on good reality TV. And the broke a*s men and jealous dense women defending Diddy really shouldn't be standing 10 toes down on social media, but they are. We WILL get into it. SMH.

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives' Connor Leavitt is married to Whitney Leavitt. Connor is gay, allegedly, and had a Twitter account that he used to have online affairs? Do you Connor never actually cheated offline? We also were introduced to Zac Affleck, married to the cute and sexy Jen Affleck. He crashed out because she went to go wash shirtless men dance onstage. Keep me outta Utah, y'all! Mika...

Tory Lanez should not have been stabbed 14 times in prison. That isn't karma. Some people are evil and stupid! Next, the Diddy trial is one of the most explosive celebrity trials in history, with the infamous mogul being accused of sex trafficking, abuse, racketeering, arson... Cassie told a male dancer to urinate on her and in her mouth. Allegedly. And the male dancer said he was paid $6k per ses...

Jax Taylor uses his phone to insult Brittany Cartwright while he's in rehab because he's a loser. Kristen Doute's meltdown over her ovulation almost drew me to tears. Meanwhile Jesse Lally continues to struggle accepting that his marriage is over. This episode was emotional but very entertaining! Janet Caperna made Jesse look like the idiot that he is for whining about Michelle's alleged cheating....

Ten new episodes of Hulu's hit show The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives drops on May 15th. I can. not. wait. In anticipation of the season 2 premiere, I'm running it back with this episode that covers the top 10 most shocking moments from season 1 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. I do enjoy the cast! I don't identify with their world and their reality whatsoever, which makes the show fun and educ...

Rihanna said she wants a girl but she keeps having boys. So did she go the IVF route for her 3rd pregnancy? IVF allows women to choose the sex of their baby vs. having the same gender 2, 3, 4 or more times like so many couples have gone through... It's a personal choice, but the technology is available and doctors aren't changing anything! They're just able to determine what embryos have what chro...

The Valley episode 3 of season 2 is my favorite episode of the show this season/thus far. Who tries to vote their husband out of the house that he rented for the trip that he planned?!?! Michelle Lally! LOL. Jesse Lally also tells Kristen and Luke that he figured out Michelle was cheating. Allegedly. Plus Jesse plants a rumor that Michelle's a hooker. Gawd I love this show.

The Valley season 2 was extremely dark and void of any fun, but at least we get to see Jesse Lally find out that his girlfriend is cheating on him with someone from Baywatch! For the first time ever, Jax admits to having a cocaine addiction and tries to throw Brittany Cartwright under the bus, claiming she likes cocaine too. SMFH. Jax Taylor is a terror. We also meet Zach's boyfriend Benji! That w...

Blue Ivy Carter is a good dancer now and her confidence has me shook for life. Beyonce's daughter Blue Ivy is a tall beautiful teenager and Rumi loves waving to the crowd. I talk about Kanye West saying Beyonce'a twins are the R-word. That's what most of this episode is about!

SHANNON SHARPE risked it all for a 19 year-old white woman he met at an LA gym. He was into race play and BDSM sex with the woman who claimed she wanted his baby gravy and to marry him. She's now suing him for allegedly r*ping her twice. I think Shannon is cooked and I can't believe he offered her $10 million not to go public. Guess that plan didn't work! Shannon is a loser. ALL MEN who date women...

This is the biggest few days of celebrity news in maybe 2 or 3 years! It feels that way. And I don't have time to rush multiple episodes right now so I'll get to everything when I can. I explain why! Thanks for rocking with me. Just doing my best. Love y'all.

Arlette Amuli is a married African woman who is living out her dreams with her hit YouTube series "Pop the Balloon or Find Love". The show was sold to Netflix and Netflix completely ruined the series!!!!!!! Arlette acknowledged, on Instagram, that fans are disappointed with the Netflix version. I thought people were being dramatic, but I could not even make it past episode 1. Netflix RUINED this f...