The God Show

TODAY ON THE GOD POD:  The Trinity is reformed when the Holy Spirit returns to talk about Hanson, Elvis, and peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with God and Jesus. On 'Ask God,' you'll find out if the Holy Ghost haunts humans, if the Trinity is just slime mold, if God is the most important meal of the day, what God thinks about milking nuts, how Jesus and Judas are doing in couples therapy, why Go...

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: God SMITES the people behind the toxic train derailment in Ohio, whoever they may be! God and Moses discuss who is to blame and who will fix this catastrophe.  You'll get inspired by 'Top Moses Quotes From The Bible,' like 'are you going to eat that?' and 'don't leave fish to find fish.' Get all the breaking news on 'The GD News,' with dumber than a box of rocks Marjorie Tayl...

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Santa and Jesus join God to talk Super Bowl divine interventions, royalty-free jingle bells, Jesus' Valentine's Day with Judas, and fonts.  On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if God or Jesus will help a New Zealander cut his hair, did Santa pee in George Santos' hair, what Santa's real name is, if the God Pod was the inspiration for 'Fight Club,' what are God's preferred pronouns, wa...

NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by Morgan & Morgan! For more information go to ForThePeople.com/GOD TODAY ON THE GOD POD:  Mary Mags returns to hang with God and discuss TV show reboots, fallopian tube reboots, procreating with one...

On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023..  On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listen...

Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple's new abortion clinic name, "The Samual Alito's Mom's Abortion Clinic." On 'Ask God,' you'll learn which place is worse than hell, God'...

On the next episode of the God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God write jokes and read nice reviews. On 'Ask God,' you'll learn if Jesus will skydive into the Magic Kingdom, Jesus's ab exercise routine, if Santa and Jesus are aliens, where to find Full Of The Dickens Bookstore, and if Jesus wore a banana hammock. On 'JFC LOL,' the Pope says being gay is not a crime, 'Jesus Gets Us' spends the big bucks on...

TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You'll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should 'Rick and Morty' continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who's big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on 'TV Talk,' and learn about the...

On the next God Pod (your new guilty pleasure): Santa, Jesus, and God interview Byron Miller, who is the administrator for Mastodon's instance Universeodon. Byron teaches the gang about George Takei's success, how to choose an instance, toots, Elon tantrums, and how he single-handedly keeps God from getting banned.  On 'Ask God,' you'll learn what Jesus uses his hand holes for and if Santa will ge...

Moses joins God from the bathroom for an update on 'Focus on the Family', Hulk Hogan wooed by Scientology, Musk's new role at Twitter as supplies salesman, and bankrupted Alex Jones blaming calculators for enslaving humanity, On 'Ask God,' we learn if todgers wear monocles, God's biggest and favorite mistake, farts or bananas, alien probes, and who Moses and God would boff. Things get woyce on 'Th...

On the next mad-dope God Pod: Santa, Jesus, and God battle 'Focus on the Family' ad buys and take on Tom Cruise and missing Scientology leader David Miscavige.  On 'Ask God,' you'll learn about refreshing cold colons, Santa's influence on Bezos, bottles of pee, if Santa will go to heaven, coal output, and Jesus juice. On the 'GD News,' the gang discusses if 'Thou Shalt Not Kill' is effective. Don'...

Christmas is never over on the God Pod when Santa comes to town with Psyche, Cupid Jr., and God to read 'Listener Feedback,' answer pressing questions about the gotcha nose game, supermarkets on Mars, and rotating sushi bars in Heaven on 'Ask God.'  On 'Group Therapy With Psyche,' you'll learn about judgment day, boundaries, and bowling therapy. On the 'Santa Show!' Dr. Dre hits Marjorie Taylor Gr...

On the next intense Sesame Street-like episode of the God Pod: Jesus, Santa, and God interview journalist, documentarian, speaker of five languages, and host of the podcast 'On The Edge With Andrew Gold.'  The gang covers everything from exorcism, abortion, atheism, Tom Cruise, Scientology, Justin Bieber, Mary Poppins, social media algorithms, psychopaths, cheating, McCarthy-ism, Republicans brawl...

As the world faces its 6th extinction event, God and Satan help Moses close his browser tabs while securing transportation for animals to take over the government. Satan has no comment on the dead pope, wombats poop in squares, and Kevin "loser" McCarthy can't get Boebert to stop voting for Trump.  While reading reviews, the gang finds an atheist believer, discusses Satan's season arc, and learns...

Jesus, Santa, God discuss the new year, plants, the butt of spring, Parent / Santa conferences, AI art, edible dosages, George Santos lies, Greta Thunberg smiting Andrew Tate, and corrupt Pope Benedict's descent to heck. Jesus bros it up while reading reviews about ball chapstick. On Ask God, you'll learn about atheist heaven, jingle bell soup, and mushing elves. The gang also improv janitors talk...

Moses returns to the God Pod after wandering the desert of 2022 to chat with God about Jesus' crankiness, stress, and baby Moses. They answer pressing questions from listeners about Christmas cake, divine child support, atheist Batman, and the re-crucification of Jesus.   Moses covers New Year's superstitions on Conspiracy Corner, and Woid Of The Week returns. They also discuss the hypocrisy of Gr...

It's the end of the year God Pod wrap-up: Favorite moments revisited like mocking Jordan Peterson's "Up Yours, Woke Moralists," Stranger Gods, Pray: Jesus vs. Predator, the rainbow bridge collapsing, Philosophy Talk, the chili formula shortage, The four fingers of God, DoorDashing pickles to Seth Rogan, Space Jesus, messages from God to Ye and Elon Musk, and more.  We also recap God's favorite com...

It's the GOD POD CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR! episode: God and Psyche wake Santa after a long night of delivering presents and debauchery to find out where he pees, how he met Mrs. Clause, how he eats all the milk and cookies, why he was so mean to Rudolph, who is Crancer the sickly reindeer, who keyed his sleigh, why he second hand smokes around children, and why he didn't bring God a Playstation, FFS....

On the next God Pod: God and Jesus interview, special guest comedian Dan White the host of the 'Improv is Dead' podcast, viral Tweeter @atdanwhite, and loser with daddy issues.  God (high on edibles) drills Dan with hard-hitting questions about his favorite pet, dystopian social media platforms, and the Twitter dumpster fart fire. It's all about the World Cup on Sportsball With Jesus, where Musk w...

Psyche and the Dark Lord Satan join God to discuss Christmas-themed tortures and layoffs in Hell, then swiftly move onto the Satan Show! For all the latest entertainment news like free speech champion Elon creating the Musk Effect by going on a journalist banning spree, the Brown's breakup, forced monogamy, and Dax Shepard praising his wife Kristen Bell for doing a chore he didn't do.  Later in th...

God is missing in action, so Jesus, Moses, and Santa take over and steer it like a train headed for Heckville. Mrs. Clause and Elton John pop in. Moses returns with a Hermie the Elf Conspiracy Corner, the gang answers questions from fans, and Moses tells us why he prefers the smell of coffee over baby's heads.  On the GD News: Elton John leaves Twitter, Elon gets booed at a Dave Chappelle concert,...

Today on the God Pod: God interviews Christopher Bouzy, election algorithm prophet and the CEO of Bot Sentinel, a company specializing in identifying and understanding disinformation and targeted attacks on social media platforms. On Group Therapy with Psyche: God gets something from the Netflix movie 'Stutz' starring Jonah Hill and his therapist Phil Stutz. On the GD News: The love story of Trump...

Today on the God Pod, Santa (drunk on elf-nog) and Jesus "Tight End" Christ join God to milk some elves and bury a Christmas tree to resurrect next year.  The gang also reveals their Christmas lists, learns how elves are made, shares reindeer meat pizza recipes, reads listener feedback and answers questions, listen to Santa's Trump terminator of the constitution impersonation, hears God's command...

On this #Blessed episode of the God Pod: God interviews Sean Morrow, who brilliantly pranked Eli Lilly with a viral satirical tweet. Sean is a journalist for the publication More Perfect Union, fighter of the good fight, and winner of the 2022 God's Divine Prize for Satire.   Everyone is doing great on Group Therapy with Psyche. On the God**** News: Kanye's antisemitism, Elon Musk's psychopathic b...

It's a God Pod pre-Christmas Special!: God's angry doppelgänger Santa slides down Heaven's chimney (if you know what I mean) and joins Jesus (who is the reason for the season) and God on the 🎵most stressful time of the yeeeeeear!🎵 to sing public domain Christmas songs, talk about the toxic working conditions at the North Pole, cringe at Santa kissing daddy under the cameltoe, behold God's Mastod...