The God Show

Dear Humans, We sat down with  Veep star Matt Walsh to talk improv, the afterlife, and why he just might like Chill Hell. 1. This Week on The God Pod 🔥  His new movie  Novocaine —in theaters now! 🔥  What's giving him hope on Earth? 🔥  What's the secret to being a King of Improv? 🔥  If he could play any role in the Godiverse, who would it be? 🔥  If he had one thing to say to Elon Musk, what wo...

The richest man on Earth is falling apart. In a recent interview he was very close to tears.  Let's laugh at his pain together! Click Here For Your 20% Off Deal 1. Behold! Musk's empire is crumbling Elon Musk went on camera and nearly broke down. When asked about Tesla's struggles, the man who claims to be the smartest person alive suddenly didn't have any answers. 📉  Tesla stock is in freefall....

Rejoice, for I bring thee tidings of great schadenfreude:  Elon Musk hath lost a whole Bill Gates. 1. He Did This To Himself Tesla's stock hath crashed  over 40% since December , wiping out  $111 billion  of Elon's fortune. Turns out, investors don't love it when a CEO ditches his own company to spend his days boosting Nazis and banning journalists. And who smote him most?  His best bro Don-old.  ...

Dear Humans, Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to  rush  a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is "back" (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety. Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let's just say it wouldn't go well. Let's get into it. 1. Topic...

Dear Humans, Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of  pure, unfiltered schadenfreude  so powerful that even  God and Jesus  can't handle it. This was one of those moments. Elon Musk's own son  obliterated  Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to  shut up and go away.  And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together...

Dear Humans, It's only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We're looking to the helpers. 1. People Fight Back Against President Musk We watch some powerful and hilarious moments from Democr...

Dear Humans, While it may feel like an eternity, it's only been TEN DAYS since America's worst President returned to the White House. It's become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days. 1. Trump Supporters Getting Fired Or Deported We expose how...

Dear Humans, You made it through Velveeta Voldemort's first week. Congratulations! Here's a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened. As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you've been pondering over the last few days. 1. Egg Shortage, Elon VS. Donold, Bishop Budde Who  re...

Dear Human, God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we're catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks. Topics include MAGA's Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising Jimmy Carter and the possibility he'll replace God in Heaven Donold crying over flags being flown at 'half-mast' during his Inauguration God and Jesus's predictions for 2025 God celebrates 420k follower...

Dear Humans, My birthday is coming up, and it's time for  The God Pod Holiday Special ! You won't want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer! What We Cover: What God did (or didn't) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he's sweating so much) What we're looking forward to in 2025, from  Andor  to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice....

Dear Humans, Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar  Jess Piper   to  The God Pod ! As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now— this is one you don't want to miss!!! What We Cover: The state of the American healthcare system What Jess believes De...

Dear Humans, Jesus was having a great Thanksgiving weekend with Mary and Joseph - not to mention seeing  Wicked  with Judas - until he learned that Joe Biden had pardoned his son Hunter. This and more are discussed on today's new episode of The God Pod! Watch to hear what we think of Joe's pardon, what Jesus thought of  Wicked , how God celebrated Thanksgiving, and how corporate media has unfairly...

Dear Humans, It's time for a new episode of The God Pod, and this week we're thrilled to be joined by Evan Hurst, author of  The Moral High Ground  and writer at  Wonkette , one of the oldest publications on the Internet! We discuss Donold's cabinet of clowns, the state of the Democratic party in 2024, and what individuals like you should be doing RIGHT NOW to improve their lives in these uncertai...

WARNING: This episode contains thoughts and solutions you might not fully agree with. Um…sorry. Dear Humans, In the newest episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus attempt to figure out what went wrong in this election and where we must go from here. STOP saying 'we only lost by two points.' STOP paying political consultants, and START trying to win over low information voters. Progressive politics w...

Dearest Humans, This week on The God Pod: Jesus has a case of the giggles as he and God look at some of the most deranged Donold moments of the last week. God shares a clip of Obama at a recent rally that is not getting enough attention, in which President Obama points out the cost of Donold's lies. Speaking of lies, we voice our support for a new rumor that involves yet another couch. Listen to T...

Dear Humans, On this week's all new episode of the God Pod, we discuss all the latest in the US election. Donold tells his followers to vote on January 5th. Why? Donold asked his followers if they would " rather have the Black president or the white president?" Donold threatens using the military to go after "radical leftists" who don't support him Kamala and Tim continue to troll him into oblivio...

BEHOLD! Yesterday Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to everything that's happened in U.S. politics in the last week. Check it out! Be sure to visit TheGodPodcast.com to get full video episodes and daily articles from God and Jesus!

BEHOLD! Last night Jesus and I recorded a 30-minute reaction episode to the debate. Check it out in the video above! Forsooth, as we predicted, the corporate media said that Vance won the debate because they have pudding for brains, which is mean to pudding. Pudding isn't totally corrupt, bought and paid for by right wing billionaires. We talk about it all in-depth!

Dear Humans, The other day Captain Dipshit said in an interview that he won't run again in 2028 if he loses this election. He would be 82 or 83 at the time. "No, I don't. I think ... that will be it. I don't see that at all," said The Demented One, when asked if he would run again in 4 years if he loses this year. Of course, he said in 2020 that if he lost that year, we would never see or hear fro...

Dear Donald Trump Jr., I see thou art whining about having to explain to children that a shooter almost killed thy father. Now you know how it feels to be a parent sending their kids to public schools in the USA on any given day. Thou shalt not complain about how unsafe it is living in America. Your father was the president for 4 years. What did he get done? Nothing. He literally people to "get ov...

Dear Humans, Lo, last night was wonderful. It was the long waited for comeuppance that Donold so richly deserved. It was the smiting we all needed to watch! Thank you to everyone who joined our live chat! Jesus and I had so much fun hanging out with you! It was so nice having our live chat locked to paid subscribers so we could enjoy it without fear of having any trolls there. After the debate, lo...

Dear Humans, We're back! On today's episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash's interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold. GOD'S 5 MONTH ANNIVE...

Jesus and I recapped everything that's happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold. Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department? Wishing Biden was still running Complaining that Kamala's crowds must be "fake" 'Accidentally' flying on Jeffrey Epstein's p...

Dear Humans, Earlier this week, Jesus and I had the rare opportunity to converse with Project 2025 expert Andra Watkins, who doth cover Project 2025 every single day on her Substack, " How Project 2025 Will Ruin YOUR Life. " Verily, we quickly discovered that Andra is exceedingly cool and fun, and doth enjoy cursing as much as God. She is delightful and brilliant, and we didst have a blast hanging...

Dear Humans, Wow, what an episode we have for you this week! The rollercoaster has not slowed down and the last few days have been absolutely wild. We discuss the latest with data nerd Nick Powers.  Nick tells us about what he's seeing and we compare notes. And what we're seeing is AWESOME. The Kamala momentum is real and spreading. We also laugh at the expense of extreme weirdo JD Vance, which fe...