The Franchise

Terminator 2: Judgment Day and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 09.09.2019 2:11:46 ↓

Henry and Daniel do math and get annoyed, the AFI chimes in a lot and a Terminator...with boobies?????!!!!!!!

The Terminator 02.09.2019 2:00:53 ↓

Arnold and Cameron rankings are attempted before a dissection of this very complicated robot slasher movie.

D2: The Mighty Ducks and D3: The Mighty Ducks 26.08.2019 1:56:41 ↓

Wolf The Dentist proves a formidable villain for our newly expanded Olympic Ducks. Then, they face off against Our Nord and Savior.

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 20.08.2019 34:05 ↓

At last. A film with two ampersands in the title.

The Mighty Ducks 19.08.2019 1:30:02 ↓

Gordon Bombay drives drunk and fucks a kid's mom. Quack. Featuring the world's only Emilio Estevez ranking.

Critters Attack! and Leprechaun Returns 12.08.2019 1:56:28 ↓

These ain't your daddy's Critters. Or Leprechauns. Aaron Farinelli comes on to chat about two decidedly belated entries in these two barely notable franchises.

Critters 3 and Critters 4 05.08.2019 1:43:15 ↓

Leonardo DiCaprio appears in a Critters movie! Then, we take it to space with Angela Bassett!

Critters and Critters 2: The Main Course 29.07.2019 1:57:19 ↓

Patron John-Evan Bear gifts us with one of those 80s franchises about little guys running around chomping on people. 

Three Men and a Baby and Three Men and a Little Lady 22.07.2019 2:12:53 ↓

Selleck. Danson. Guttenberg. Nancy Travis doing a British accent. A pooping baby. Heroin. These are the things you want in a major motion picture.

Cult of Chucky and Child's Play (2019) 15.07.2019 1:37:40 ↓

Mancini decides more Chuckies are better and then the Buddi arrives in some very particular theaters.

Seed of Chucky and Curse of Chucky 08.07.2019 1:40:40 ↓

The Mancini Auteur Era begins here with a come-covered, trans-rights-now carnival ride and a haunted house, locked-room bottle episode.

Men in Black International 03.07.2019 51:52 ↓

Another episode of Sequelizing Sonnenfeld, by your friend and mine, F. Gary Gray.

Child's Play 3 and Bride of Chucky 01.07.2019 1:42:09 ↓

Chucky goes to military school! Chucky fucks! Just two of the many Chucky adventures currently available for rental or purchase.

Child's Play and Child's Play 2 24.06.2019 1:49:41 ↓

We begin a long journey with Chucky by covering his first two movies. Peddle this.

Dark Phoenix 20.06.2019 45:13 ↓

Franchise killer? Disaster? Both? Neither? Let's discuss.

City Slickers and City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold 17.06.2019 1:58:51 ↓

Yee-haw.

Aladdin and the King of Thieves and Aladdin (2019) 11.06.2019 2:04:43 ↓

Ranking Disney movies, Robin Williams movies and Guy Ritchie movies. Plus, Fight! Fight! Fight!

Aladdin (1992) and The Return of Jafar 03.06.2019 1:49:02 ↓

We abscond to the land of Agrabah to discuss the great many hobos and Frank Welkers therein. Then, we watch a straight-to-VHS animated Disney sequel. Oy.

John Wick: Chapter 3--Parabellum 27.05.2019 1:28:44 ↓

We went to see the most recent Wick. Also, we ranked every Keanu movie.

John Wick and John Wick: Chapter 2 20.05.2019 1:45:24 ↓

Daniel has a meltdown about violence at the cineplex and Henry gets mad at Laurence Fishburne again.

Logan and Avengers: Endgame 13.05.2019 2:17:12 ↓

We finally wrap up our X-Men coverage with a discussion about Jackman's last hurrah and a ranking of the 9 X-Men/Wolverine movies. Then, we finally dig into the biggest movie ever (except Avatar) and do a massive MCU ranking. 

X-Men: Days of Future Past and X-Men: Apocalypse 06.05.2019 1:46:08 ↓

Singer's back, boys. He's the mayor of Swastika City and he's ready to shove some old standby ideas down your throats. Also, Quicksilver!

X-Men: First Class and The Wolverine 29.04.2019 2:12:13 ↓

Daniel and Henry start with the 2011 X-prequel/sequel/reboot thing. Then, they Order Up! the films of James Mangold before snikting all over his Japan-set epic.

X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins: Wolverine 22.04.2019 2:13:54 ↓

150th Episode Extravaganza! Henry interviews Brett Ratner! Ian McKellen shows up! Two X-Men movies are discussed in excruciating detail! 

X-Men and X2 15.04.2019 2:04:52 ↓

We hate and fear some of the later movies in this series, but let's start here with the first two. We talk about Bryan Singer! Henry interviews David Hayter! And Daniel gets to talk about Dougray Scott again!