The Franchise

It's getting to be Ice Cube weather!

It's Timothy Dalton Bond week!!!

Shandy returns to help us sort through the mess up in Forks, and we finally get to talk about the whole Renesmee thing.

We're back in Forks with Real Weird Martha in tow to discuss our introductions to characters like "Buff Jacob" and "Bryce Dallas Howard."

In which we find out whether Henry is Team Edward or Team Jacob. But is there a third option? Talking Twi this week on The Franchise, covering all things Cullen and Swan.

A classic is discussed! We're gonna require many themes and lists, plus the return of a long-dormant favorite. Then, Popeye Doyle turns to heroin?!

Paramount Plus offers up a BRAND NEW Paranormal Activity movie with AMISH. OR ARE THEY??????????? Also, a Latin one and a really shitty one.

Jason Anthony Harris (Public Speaking) joins us for another round of spooky ghosts! This week we learn more about the dreaded Toby and the Microsoft Kinect!

Talented and funny friend Aaron Farinelli graces us with his presence (and a remixed theme) to talk about the early days of found footage horror.

A couple of fake home invasion true stories with TV stars. Minor modern classics this week on The Franchise!!! patreon.com/thefranchise

It is once again Spook Time and thus we are covering movies where folks are bloodied up and killed. This time, we have the spookiest set of movies yet. Even the writer/director is a murderer!

Call him Snake. Call him Plissken. Just don't be piss him off. We're back with another Carpenter classic this week, along with its divisive follow-up that flopped fairly hard.

We celebrate Norm Macdonald by covering a pair of Adam Sandler movies that he isn't in.   Sweet outro by P.Dot, featuring Alan Silvestri.

We watched so much television this week! And we still got hit with a Jaden Smith movie!

Daniel-san and Mr. Miyagi open up Mr. Miyagi's Little Trees, while thwarting a revenge plot. After that? Enter: Swank.

The saga of Daniel-san and Mr. Miyagi begins. Thanks to Patron Mikey Graf.

A sequel comes only one year later, featuring diversity, a tropical setting and Jennifer Love Hewitt's singing career. Then, a ghost fisherman or whatever that was.

Hewitt. Prinze. Gellar. Phillippe. Galex. Sampras or whatever. Fisherman guy. Supportive Black Roommate. Spooky Heche. All your favorite I Know What You Did Last Summer characters are discussed this week on The Franchise.

So excited to talk about Tina Turner and Charlize, we decided to jump the gun this week. (Thanks again, P.Dot!)

We post up in the early days of the Wasteland this week, where police stations still function like normal. Is Mad Max 2 called The Road Warrior?

We're back! (A dino story). We finally get to wrap up this extended trip and further discuss our feelings on the Coogs.

Ah, an excuse for Henry to do impressions. And Daniel learns to love the Coogs.

So these Bloodsport movies got pretty nuts this week but we mostly talked about the main guy's wife's lawsuit against the city of Santa Monica.

A discussion of JCVD's healthy years, a ranking of Newts and some very important Kumite ruminations. Meet Frank Dux.

We revisit ancient-ass 41 year-old Demi Moore, before reckoning with a post-reckoning version of the concept. Also, I watched that 2011 TV version that nobody remembers.