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We talk about Countdown , the film about a killer app. Imagine the terror of ordering what you think will be a delicious plate of mozzarella sticks only to have them viciously... what? It's the OTHER type of app? Aw man. An Internet-based horror movie? Those are never good? Will this one break the curse? Wikipedia page for Countdown Movies recommended in this episode: Tár El Sur The Innocents Help...

Elliott ranks his top eleven Charlies from cinema, and the others discuss. Why? It kind of makes sense if you listen. But not really. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Microdose.com  and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

The star of the show, Hallie Haglund , returns to talk about ANOTHER adorable moppet, that incorrigible, family-killin' Esther , who's back 13 years later, for a prequel , where she's even younger! A big swing, fer shure -- does the inaccurately-named Orphan: First Kill pull it off? Find out in the first episode of SHOCKTOBER 2022! Wikipedia page for Orphan: First Kill Movies recommended in this e...

Dan brings back his popular IMDb Goofs game to challenge Elliott and Stu on their 90s knowledge. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Microdose.com  and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

For our second and final Smalltember(vember?) show of 2022, we talk Pinocchio. No, not that one. Not that one either. The Russian one with Pauly Shore . Is that a thing that exists, and not just some weird chain of words we strung together? Apparently! We watched it, so unless it was a collective bi-coastal hallucination, it's real! And we had to watch it, so now you have to listen! Movies recomme...

Stuart welcomes Dan and Elliott to "The Pitch Pit," his Flop House after-show, which is definitely a long-running podcast and not just something he made up for this mini.   Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Microdose.com  and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Even though the last few years may have made everyone feel unstuck in time, there are still some things you can depend on -- namely that, come the fall, Dan and Elliott will argue about whether it's Smalltember or Smallvember. Anywhooo, we kick off the smallest time of year with Amityville in Space , the movie that dares ask the question "What if Amityville... but in space?" Movies recommended in...

Elliott finally makes honest men of Dan and Stu, by quizzing them about movie marriages. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Netflix sure loves to make movies that sit on their home screen for a week or so and then no one talks about again, huh? At least it gave the directors a chance to insult movie theaters. Anyway, we talked about their latest "hit" The Gray Man . Wikipedia entry for The Gray Man Movies recommended in this episode: Lilo & Stitch The Man Who Could Work Miracles Nope Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Micr...

In which Dan's premise is very silly.   Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Covid has kept us from in-person live shows for more than two years, but last weekend we made our triumphant return at The Bell House in Brooklyn, and we hope to line up more soonish (in addition to keeping the odd streaming show)! What could possibly live up to that event status? Uh... how about a LIVING VAMPIRE? We discuss Morbius ! Fangs to all who came out in person! Wikipedia entry for Morbiu...

Stuart tries to explain JoJo's Bizarre Adventure to Dan and Elliott. Are they more confused afterward than they were at the beginning? Perhaps!   Thank you to Policygenius for their sponsorship. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Episode 375 is ALIVE! We keep raiding Blank Check for some of our finest guest stars, which is why it was only a matter of time before we'd add "America's finest film critic," Ben Hosley , to that list. And Ben asked if he could do "that stupid robot movie from the 80's," and following a brief round of "Is THIS the Film?, Dan figured out that Ben was asking for Short Circuit 2 . Thus it twas spake...

It may SOUND like a Cinemax film from the 90s, but Virtual Obsession was actually a 3-hour ABC television EVENT, starring Peter "Caterpillar Brow" Gallagher, Mimi Rogers, and Bridgette Wilson, and directed by Mick "I Know Stephen King" Garris. Will Dan be able to convince Stu and Elliott that they're sad they missed it? Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Microdose.com  and use FLOP for 30% off + Free...

Somehow one of the most boring movies we've EVER covered on the show + Dan recovering from Covid-19 = an especially raucous episode of The Flop House. We suddenly remembered that we could watch horror movies during months that AREN'T October, so we decided to make the ultimate sacrifice to watch Firestarter -- we signed up for Peacock. Did we regret it? Listen to find out! Wikipedia entry for Fire...

We may not love the direction the country is headed right now, but at least the recent Independence Day holiday inspired this hilarious game from Elliott! Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

The Mixed-Review House rolls on with Kenneth Branagh's second outing as Hercule Poirot, Death on the Nile . It's a character he seems committed to playing, despite seemingly having no particular understanding or affinity for the source material. But hey, at least he's keeping the CGI pyramids industry in business! Wikipedia entry for  Death On the Nile Movies recommended in this episode Mad God Mi...

Dan's back in the driver's seat for this mini, and he challenges Elliott and Stu to a game so insidious, it almost breaks the podcast. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit  Microdose.com  and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Despite its relative financial success and reviews that are more "mixed" than bad, M. Night Shyamalan has become such a FH all-star, that we had to check out Old : The Beach that Olds People. (As Dan is fond of saying, "Don't get hung up on our name.") Unsurprisingly, it gave us a ton to chew on. Please don't be mad at us just cause we don't think it's a masterpiece, Blank Check buddies. Maybe y'a...

Elliott takes us on another journey through a movie ONE of us have seen, but the others haven't -- in this case, the gritty crime thriller Night of the Juggler , a movie completely devoid of juggling. Ever tried Microdosing? Visit Microdose.com and use FLOP for 30% off + Free Shipping. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

What's this? An IN-PERSON episode? That's right! Elliott was in town to officiate a wedding, so we took a little time to get together in person and record an episode for y'all. And what movie did we pick for such a special occasion? How about something that showed up on basically every "worst movies" list of last year -- something that sat on the shelf for half a decade and has been in development...

In which Stuart wastes the time of his friends and an Academy Award-nominated filmmaker by asking us all about our favorite fruits, a food Elliott hates. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

Let the moon faaaallll / when it crumbuuuules / we will watch iiiiit / and all make fun together! Slight hangovers on two of the Flop Boyz (tm) aren't enough to dampen the fun of the profoundly stupid Moonfall , a movie about a falling moon. Wikipedia entry for Moonfall Movies recommended in this episode Delta Space Mission Drive My Car A Field in England Thank you to Lumi Labs and microdose gummi...

Elliott surprises Dan and Stu with a series of impromptu debate prompts, forcing his co-hosts to argue for the cinema mothers they'd most like to have as moms. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinflop

The Carnage that was teased at the end of Venom has arrived, albeit with much straighter, non- Ronald McDonald looking hair on Woody Harrelson's head. Cowards. But that's the ONLY part of Venom: Let There Be Carnage that's less goofy than the first one. Hear us dissect this movie like a symbiote eating a human head. Also, while Max Fun Drive is officially over, there's a weekend amnesty where you...