the evening almanac

Ep 801 - 90s' Haircuts 02.07.2025 7:04 ↓

Publishing this a day late because ADHD yeah? Maybe, I dunno. A bit about a gig and some stuff about haircuts. Mostly.

Ep 800 - Squeezed Middle 29.06.2025 17:46 ↓

A walk in the woods talking about squeezing middles. Or something. I can't remember. Maybe I'll listen back to it with you. Come round your house, force us to sit in silence as it plays. Stare at the side of your face the whole time. Get angry when you don't react appropriately to what I'm saying. That sort of normal behaviour. 800 episodes and for what? Eh? For what? Basically.

Ep 799 - Will Smith's Downfall 26.06.2025 9:36 ↓

Discussing the psychology of public failure. Like I'm clever or something. Basically.

Ep 798 - Cut From the Footage 20.06.2025 8:45 ↓

I got cut out of some promo footage - of course - and then I talk about a Jerry Seinfeld documentary. Look, I've give the whole thing away. No point in listening, now. Basically.

Ep 797 - Performing to Children 17.06.2025 7:06 ↓

Did a gig to lots of children. And parents. In Ealing. Mostly.

Ep 796 - Brazilian Summer 14.06.2025 8:56 ↓

Today the weather is hotter than your mum in the 90s. I talk about that (the weather not your mum), going out and getting angry on stage. Essentially.

Ep 795 - Going Agg 13.06.2025 7:58 ↓

Had a gig. I talk about it. Oh yeah baby. Er, basically.

Ep 794 - Go all in or not at all 11.06.2025 13:11 ↓

Stop middling it. This phrase will make more sense when you listen to this episode. Basically.

Ep 793 - Midlife Jacket 08.06.2025 8:23 ↓

A rare video episode about upcoming gigs and buying a leather jacket. Essentially.

Ep 792 - When ADHD / OCD Peak 01.06.2025 7:54 ↓

Totally shattered mate. So I moan about it. Mind going ten to the dozen. Have no idea what that means. It's my podcast and I'll cry if I want to. But I don't cry. Cos I'm well hard. Basically.

Ep 791 - Burn Your F*ckin' Boats 28.05.2025 8:29 ↓

Achat about financial safety nets and how they're basically needed but also a limiter. Essentially.

Ep 790 - Feeling Like an Outsider 24.05.2025 9:13 ↓

I don't want to be invited to your stupid boring parties anyway. Mostly.

Ep 789 - Men vs Women: Sound FX 19.05.2025 8:38 ↓

Starting with a rant just to get warmed up the main part of this episode is talking about how women can't make gun noises. What are they doing with their lives? Essentially.

Ep 788 - Salubrious Gig and Early 90s TV Comedy 15.05.2025 8:37 ↓

A gig update in a lovely town, a podcast recommendation and rememering early 90s TV comedy. Basically.

Ep 787 - This Gig Was a Trap and I Walked Into It 12.05.2025 9:28 ↓

A "hilarious" time a at a working men's club (or something, who cares its was a dump) doing a gig to potato-headed men. Basically.

Ep 786 - Touchy Feely... Needy 11.05.2025 8:37 ↓

Look. A rebrand! Also some gig updates and a bit about wanting to be touched like some sort of needy creep. Or just a human, yeah? Mostly.

Ep 785 - What Is May Day? 05.05.2025 7:33 ↓

We talk history (kinda), motivation (kinda) and a joke (kinda) about socks. Basically.

Ep 784 - I Saw a Swan 04.05.2025 10:08 ↓

A classic dog walk pod, but I saw a swan. Also some stuff about fashion. Essentially.

Ep 783 - British Passive/Aggressive Language 02.05.2025 9:05 ↓

A rant about friend's being "too tired" and some praise about British culutre. Oi oi. Basically.

Ep 782 - Going in the Mosh Pit 28.04.2025 9:13 ↓

Gig update then some music nostalgia. Mostly.

Ep 781 - Blue Origin PR Disaster 26.04.2025 9:34 ↓

A bit about comedy and then a whole lot of me talking about space that I know absolutely nothing about. Essentially.

Ep 780 - Your Mother Doesn't Work Here 22.04.2025 7:11 ↓

I saw a sign so I talk about it. Basically.

Ep 779 - Keep on Keeping On 20.04.2025 12:05 ↓

Some personal news. This is the only thing I know how to do. Basically.

Ep 778 - Springtime MF 12.04.2025 7:42 ↓

A lovely walk through the woods on a sunny spring day, so where better to complain about comedy? Exactly.

Ep 777 - Proper Times, Proper People 09.04.2025 10:44 ↓

Another long hiatus because I'm lazy and awful at admin. Don't blame me, blame, actually it's me isn't it? Yep. Basically.