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Should we be worried about monkeypox? Probably not. But according to cookers we should be terrified! Not of monkeypox of course, because diseases don't exist. But we should be afraid of fear itself. Which is what the MSM are generating through their orchestrated 'moneypox' scare campaign. Or are they? Spoiler alert - they aren't. Yet again the cookers have this completely wrong and...

How did the polls get it wrong again? Or did they? How hard is it today to get a measure of public opinion? The Two jacks look at the Opposition front bench and put the kibosh on the nonsense the Liberal Party has to move further to the right to win elections. 

Welcome to Tinfoil Tales! The latest podcast release in what is becoming a bit of a bloody podcast network under the TCRP banner. While Jack and Joel try to keep our listeners updated on what the cookers are upto - we get all our information from SOS and Sandee! So we're cutting out the middleman and giving them a podcast to play with.  We're looking back at the good old days of EPIC. Who...

Episode two of Tinfoil Tales is peeking outside the paywall and delivering you the origins story of many freedom fighters we've all grown to know and, uh, love? Real estate agents and actors. Almost all of em! Well, the ones that have had careers at least. Salespeople and attention seekers in the movement are seeking attention and selling things. Whodathunkit! This week we have a special segme...

Labor has a majority in the new parliament and Prime Minister Albanese has many challenges. How will he govern and what challenges are coming his government's way? Meanwhile, what is to become of the former PM and how does a weakened Coalition become an effective Opposition. The Two Jacks have the answers. 

It has been an incredibly dark week in the US with yet another elementary school shooting. The fact that this keeps happening in the face of complete inaction is just unspeakably awful. But here we are. Jack puts his mind to what the hell is going on and Joel plumbs the depths of telegram and generally depraved arseclowns to see what false flag nonsense they are coming up with. In the news we have...

The Two Jacks sift through the wreckage wrought at the Liberal Party in the 2022 federal election. Albo is PM, the man least likely to live in the Lodge 15 years ago has become a Labor hero. The Two Jacks explain how the improbable rise of Albo to PM took place. 

Apparently there was a bit of an election on the weekend and it all went to plan. The pollsters will be spared execution this time as they got it pretty much about right and the fear of the electorate resulted in juicy betting odds for some of our smarter and more risk tolerant listeners! We look at the cooker vote and how predictably shit it was and look at the spectactular casualties of the war...

It's week five of the campaign. We're almost there. Was Morrison's housing/super policy announcement at the Liberal launch on Sunday night a Hail Mary or did he already put the white flag up two days earlier when he said he could change. 

There just so happens to be a federal election on this weekend so we kick off the rabbit hole with an open letter from Monica to Clive to show her disappointment in him (it's very funny - she is an idiot) and then we move on to some casual punditry. Very much looking forward to seeing the arse of this Liberal government and seeing a few of these independents ruin blue ribbon seats for years to...

Welcome to Tinfoil Tales! The latest podcast release in what is becoming a bit of a bloody podcast network under the TCRP banner. While Jack and Joel try to keep our listeners updated on what the cookers are upto - we get all our information from SOS and Sandee! So we're cutting out the middleman and giving them a podcast to play with.  We're looking back at the good old days of EPIC. Who...

In-person pre-polling and postal voting has begun in the Australian federal election. Much of the nation ignored the Two Leaders debate on Channel Nine. Why has the ABC been cut out of leader debates this time? The Two Jacks discuss debates and as long as they've been happening there is no indication it has any substantial impact on the result. Meanwhile polling and betting markets have shifte...

In this weeks rabbithole we look at the impending doom of a global food shortage. A perfect storm of natural disasters, military conflict and idiotic decisions has created a serious food shortage around the world. As usual, it's the poor who will cop the brunt of it while agritech solutions such as GMO crops are protested by fat middle class westerners. In the news we do a cooker update on the...

The polling and the betting is showing Labor firming to form a majority government. It's not there yet, JTI says, but the momentum has shifted that way. And what ever happened to the magical Labor MP for Gilmore, Peter Knott? Listen and find out. 

This week we are going back to basics and looking at cooker scams! After Dave Oneegs and his mate Dottie had their bank accounts frozen for their role in what looks to be fairly straight forward charity fraud it's become talk of the town that cooked idiots are scammers. But we've known that for ages. Shit, Lucky Lance has made it his life's work to expose their nonsense. In other news...

The Two Jacks look at the impact indepdents will have on the election.

At the very last minute a bunch of cookers hit the shopping centres and got the signatures they need to place their name on the ballot paper. They were all fixated on the draw, hoping to get a top spot and score some donkey votes. Didn't really happen though, with most of them winding up around the middle and Monica/Morgan getting the covered R spot on the senate ticket. Oh dear. Todd Sampson...

The Two Jacks examine the first week in the campaign. Who won, who l;opst and does it matter at this early stage. HK Jack issues his list of Things Labor should not be talking about. 

Happy Easter listners! I celebrated Easter Monday by day drinking and then recording a podcast - but thanks to the magic of audio editing, you can barely tell! Not many tin cracks this week folks, I came into this one hot. Despite this severe handicap we managed to cover the claims of election fraud from cookers and their dopey plans to use stat decs to prove it. What? Elon Musk is playing sillybu...

Polling, gotcha moments and where the election will be won and lost. Will climate change be a vote determinant? The answer is yes but it may come with big scary problems for Labor as well as the Libs under attack in blue ribbons seats from the Climate 200 Indies. HK Jack and Jack the Insider offer their tips almost six weeks out while JTI talks about when campaign stunts go horribly wrong as he re...

The election has been called! Scotty From Marketing has dragged this out as long as he can and we are in for a six week election campagin. Torture! In the news we have Craig Kelly getting egged and Tucker Carlson encourages American dads to beat up their kids teachers. I wish I was kidding. For the rabbit hole this week we look at the impending election and Jack does his thing and tells us where t...

Hard Hats and Hi Viz reviews the state of play as we begin, the polling, the electoral pendulum, the betting markets. We have some internal polling from the climate independents challenging in blue ribbon Liberal seats showing Frydenberg in trouble in Kooyong and in a bolt out of the blue, Mackellar, there may be a boilover in the bluest of the blue Liberal seats. 

Hey guys! It's just me Lance again. This week we finally get Lance back on to have a chat, but this week we look at his past to see what he got upto in his mischievous years that saw him get trouble written on his tum tums. In the news we have the ugly contrast of voter fraud in the US - a mistake by a black woman and a blatant flaunting of the rules by a rich white couple. Can you guess who g...

This week we jump down the rabbit hole into the pilled takes on Ukraine being spread by the Russians, the Chinese and pilled right wing media types who will literally side with a dictator over agreeing with Joe Biden. Sad! In the news we have a look at the thumping Labor victory in South Australia and the rumblings of election fraud we all saw coming and laugh at the terrible result of 'the fr...

Yep - move over Didge it's MonMon's turn to make a random list of impractical demands! Here we have 'the people's declaration' which, according to Monica, "we can all agree on". Yeah, except for the fact that most of it (not all of it, to be fair) is incredible vague, stupid and often impossible. Still, we love a good list and this one's a cracker.  Will it work? No...