The Aloönæ Show

The regular discusses the importance of understanding contexts of social media posts where people interact with authorities, King Combs talking about how celebrities in the Epstein Files haven’t been punished for their actions with 50 Cent responding with his dad who wasn’t in the files was busy making his own, Greenpeace installing mock wind turbines at a Scottish golf club in protest of Trump’s...

The regular discusses Meghan Markle talking with Australian university students about her experiences dealing with online hate, online crypto regulation being consulted by UK Financial Watchdogs, children in Oxfordshire, England being given a place at their first choice schools as well as Honda and Toyota establishing PMAC in Canada to express their interests to local manufacturers amongst other t...

The regular discusses how the new age of social media will influence what content or topics users engage with, frustrations between the Byte community and the Clash team after they bought Byte and the communication the happened between them, the long term map with ShadowMiner’s Sagamatic Studios as well as learning of the outcome of Hungary’s recent parliamentary election and the changes that are...

The regular discusses new updates relating to a project for Byte’s revival, what would ChatGPT do if it ever became president of the United States, UK to threaten tech bosses with jail time if unable to remove non-consensual, explicit images as well as Copenhagen completing their transition for most of their public buses to be fully electric amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been s...

The regular discusses Uber introducing Route Sharing which many people would argue sounds like something that has been done before for many decades, how Ryanair continues to do well for themselves when they provide customers with minimal service, NCAA Women Basketball final reaching near record breaking viewership figures for the first time in decades as well as how the world has gotten brighter i...

The regular discusses UK iPhone users having to provide their ID in digital form to access their devices and use other services, this podcast gaining search term results in a Middle Eastern country and arguments made around such by online creators, how not many people outside of the music industry focus on how music artists perform on music charts as well as the mishandling of EU backed funds for...

The regular discusses speculation online around Kai Cenat not being the real Kai Cenat, the rising concept of Dark Kitchens where multiple fast food brands share the same cooks and chefs, are there medical conditions that’s becoming over diagnosed as well as Stellantis in talks to produce Chinese EVs in Canada amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and ha...

The regular discusses the story between Chappell Roan and Jorginho’s daughter in a São Paulo hotel and celebrities wanting their privacy, US residents setting up checkpoints in their neighbourhoods to ensure the safety of foreigners, Keir Starmer allegedly planning to give Sadiq Khan a seat in the House of Lords as well as Rob Schneider advocating for compulsory military service for US citizens am...

The regular discusses allegations around Andrew Tates to be reinvestigated by the Hertfordshire Constabulary, Jair Bolsonaro placed under house arrest amid current state of health, preparations for the No Kings protests across the US as well as Tom Brady unable to make his comeback as a player given his ownership stake in an NFL team amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is e...

The regular discusses a fake Lufthansa email to provide a passenger with a business class upgrade related to effects of the holocaust, Meta and YouTube found guilty on grounds of social media addiction and solutions to address their current problems, German courts ruling in favour of climate/enviromental rules for automakers as well as Xiaomi sales in EVs and smartphones currently in the up and do...

The regular discusses the impact and hype around living in favelas, how you can opt out of using airport scanners, Zara Larsson standing firm on her views on abortion after her $3 Million deal got terminated as well as the different aspects of assisted dying amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no intention of being taken as factual/legitimate s...

The regular discusses the controversial decision behind Morocco being declared AFCON Champions two months after the final, archeologists debating the recency and relevance of the Monte Verde site to the discovery of the Americas, BTS announcing their comeback tour after completing essential military service as well as protests against Russia banning Telegram being delayed or cancelled by cities in...

The regular discusses how a man lost so much weight by renting cars, President Trump ranking his favourite Pirates of the Caribbean movies, ChatGPT convincing Sam Altman to eliminate all of humanity as well as Katy Perry consulting Ryan Gosling with her aerospace experience for Project Hail Mary amongst other things. *everything discussed in this episode are all based on fictional events, these di...

The regular discusses the association of the Mileikovsky surname with Benjamin and Javier, raising temperatures leading to additional premature deaths, the ongoing war in Iran causing an economical shake up costs wise regarding oil trades as well as an asteroid from other space containing nuclear bases for sustaining life amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely sati...

The regular discusses Oysters returning to Maryland coastlines where surrounding marine life also came back soon after, concerns being raised about current global conflicts worsening the impacts of climate change, a Chinese movie receiving endorsement from one of China’s intelligence agencies as well as celebrities who have not been nominated for any category at the Oscars amongst other things. *m...

The regular discusses Erika Kirk being appointed by President Trump to the U.S. Air Force Academy’s Board of Visitors, how British Rail in the mid 20th century went through many reductions of Railway Services and operations, King penguins, as of now, benefiting from changes in our climate as well as Revolut now being given their UK Banking Licence after years of waiting and legal obstacles amongst...

The regular discusses the spread of social media jokes and trends into cultural and sport events, Androids/Robots recently seen doing their shopping, another FRED film potentially in the works as well as Nasdaq partnering with Kraken’s parent company to develop an infrastructure for digital tokenisation amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satirical and has no in...

The regular discusses a streamer making an alleged sacrifice with information still pending, people mistaking massive piles of snow shaped like a car for an actual car, scientific research regarding a cure for cancer made public as well as Live Nation facing an anti-monopoly trial relating to TicketMasters’ dominance in the live music industry amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been...

The regular discusses a man become the first non-Chinese origin person to be part of the CCP, BTC dropping in value as attacks in Iran escalate, Radiohead along with other musicians calling for US government affiliated social media accounts to not use their songs for their posts as well as a Super Saturday event for national selections of participating Eurovision countries amongst other things. *m...

The regular discusses Paramount officially taking over Warner Brothers after months of deal negotiations, various public transportation strikes taking place across many cities and towns in Germany, progress regarding NASA’s Artemis II & III along with overcoming challenges to achieve their current missions as well as Poland potentially suggesting an Under-15s social media ban amongst other things....

The regular discusses Nikocado Avocado deciding on his life choices like starting a family, potential speculation about one of the Kennedy family members still alive despite assumed dead, Mexico introducing reduced working hours for workers to tackle overall productivity as well as a night where a lot of planets in the solar system can be observed in the night sky amongst other things. *most, if n...

The regular discusses the history of the kinds of episodes that were recorded in the past, social media posts conspiring about groups of people having control of most of the world, an athlete at the Winter Olympic sustaining an injury midway through an event as well as a picture of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor hung in the Louvre as protest of Epstein related misconduct amongst other things. *most, i...

The regular discusses how it has been raining in the UK every day in 2026 with no visible signs of stopping, public support in Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the UK for the formation of CANZUK, the issues with most food in the US with non-natural ingredients that is put in them as well as the recall of chicken fried rice over glass concern amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been...

The regular discusses how the appearances of TikTok comment sections talking about unusual yet simple topics would make others look like geniuses, reports of Cloudflare and Amazon Web Services servers been down for a few hours, sport fans referring themselves as NSFW nicknames as well as Total Energie taken to court regarding hydrocarbon projects amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s b...

The regular discusses Nicki Minaj calling haters that betrayed her including a cartoon character, a clever, funny chess joke where the horse checkmates the pawn to protect their queen, Ukrainian anticorruption authorities detaining former energy minister as well as excitement building up in Six Nations Rugby Tournament amongst other things. *most, if not all of what’s been said is entirely satiric...