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The Chiefs are going to the Super Bowl. U.S. keeping order for Lebanon-Israel ceasefire. Trafficking in Los Angeles? New Spiderman show already set for 3 seasons. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Marilyn Manson is getting off. PETA hate when others do their grift. Last 4 monkeys found in South Carolina. Trump is not banning menthol. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Extreme weather to blame for kids missing school. Spirit Airlines has a strict dress code now. Giant pandas in Washington. Fitbits fined for burning people. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Louisiana loves the Ten Commandments in schools. Trump signs order to declassify JFK and stuff. A blooming plant smells like dead flesh. SZA is part of the Superbowl Halftime show. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Another school shooting unfortunately occurs. Elephants can't sue for their own freedom. Netflix is raising prices again. Donald Trump has a dedicated Diet Coke button. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Elon gives a questionable sign at a rally. Trump is signing order after order. Is Nosferatu making horror great again? Sony PlayStation is canceling a lot of their stuff. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Biden & Trump are pardoning anyone and everyone. Hank Hill in Fortnite confirmed? Trump says there are only 2 genders. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

TikTok is restored thanks to Trump. 90 Palestinian prisoners released. Moana 2 crosses 1 billion at global box office. Oregon man gets life for kidnapping and imprisonment of victim. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chiefs are winning games of football. Trump is trying to save TikTok. Amazon had some drones crash in training. Busta Rhymes gets into a fight in NYC. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The U.S. is about to ban TikTok. Let's remember the good things about it and hope to the heavens that it doesn't go dark. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Nintendo Switch 2 is officially announced. Drug eating rats are in Houston! FDA authorizes ZYN, safer than cigarettes? David Lynch, legendary director, passes away. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Biden is leaving, Gaza & Hamas plan a ceasefire. FDA bans Red #3 dye. N.J. will stockpile birth control. United Airline plane hits coyote during takeoff. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Starbucks needs you to buy stuff and TikTok might actually get banned. Trump gets a special Diet Coke, a girl with Tourette's gets a reality show and woman falls for scam of Brad Pitt with cancer. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chicago to run tests of shot detector. Texas man arrested for stalking Caitlin Clark. 1 out of every 5 jobs is fake. Carrie Underwood to perform at Trump inauguration. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Actor Djimon Hounsou says he's struggling to make a living. HMPV infections in China is declining. "Slender Man" assailant set to be released from mental health facility. Delta flight stopped due to snow in engine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pelicans suspend Zion for being tardy. Xbox games might be coming to other game systems. NYC to spend millions fighting homelessness. X creates ways to differentiate parody accounts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a slow news day. National Milk Day, Snickers sucks, and a soul man dies. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I went on a speed dating stream on the night of 01/05/25 and here is the results of me with my date, along with the judges critiquing me on how I did. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Drinking coffee in the morning can help you live longer. Los Angeles wildfires are causing mass damage. People are dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman denies sexually abusing his sister. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Trump wants to change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. McDonald's is ending DEI. 2 found dead in plane landing gear compartment. Meta is changing its fact-checking. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Justin Trudeau is resigning. Nicki Minaj accused of assaulting manager. Nagasaki atomic bomb survivor dies. Baby pygmy hippo given the name "Poppy." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Manhattan has a congestion toll. Cartoonist quits after drawing of Bezos rejected. Heat suspend Jimmy Butler and plan to trade him. Bluefin Tuna sells for 1.3 million. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Guy shoots his own leg at a podcast. 579 animals died at Dallas fire. Oldest woman dies in Japan. Surgeon General wants cancer warning on alcoholic beverages. Carlos Santana fell hard. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Soundgarden has a new black female lead singer. Minecraft 2 confirmed? Cat takes a drone down. Breaking Bad house is for sale. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Security cameras aren't real. Man breaks record for most fans stopped with tongue. Ric Flair's having a final final match. Court is using VR for defense. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy