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Starbucks needs you to buy stuff and TikTok might actually get banned. Trump gets a special Diet Coke, a girl with Tourette's gets a reality show and woman falls for scam of Brad Pitt with cancer. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chicago to run tests of shot detector. Texas man arrested for stalking Caitlin Clark. 1 out of every 5 jobs is fake. Carrie Underwood to perform at Trump inauguration. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Actor Djimon Hounsou says he's struggling to make a living. HMPV infections in China is declining. "Slender Man" assailant set to be released from mental health facility. Delta flight stopped due to snow in engine. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Pelicans suspend Zion for being tardy. Xbox games might be coming to other game systems. NYC to spend millions fighting homelessness. X creates ways to differentiate parody accounts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a slow news day. National Milk Day, Snickers sucks, and a soul man dies. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I went on a speed dating stream on the night of 01/05/25 and here is the results of me with my date, along with the judges critiquing me on how I did. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Drinking coffee in the morning can help you live longer. Los Angeles wildfires are causing mass damage. People are dying from carbon monoxide poisoning. OpenAI CEO Sam Altman denies sexually abusing his sister. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Trump wants to change Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America. McDonald's is ending DEI. 2 found dead in plane landing gear compartment. Meta is changing its fact-checking. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Justin Trudeau is resigning. Nicki Minaj accused of assaulting manager. Nagasaki atomic bomb survivor dies. Baby pygmy hippo given the name "Poppy." Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Manhattan has a congestion toll. Cartoonist quits after drawing of Bezos rejected. Heat suspend Jimmy Butler and plan to trade him. Bluefin Tuna sells for 1.3 million. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Guy shoots his own leg at a podcast. 579 animals died at Dallas fire. Oldest woman dies in Japan. Surgeon General wants cancer warning on alcoholic beverages. Carlos Santana fell hard. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Soundgarden has a new black female lead singer. Minecraft 2 confirmed? Cat takes a drone down. Breaking Bad house is for sale. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Security cameras aren't real. Man breaks record for most fans stopped with tongue. Ric Flair's having a final final match. Court is using VR for defense. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Ryan Seacrest does it all! Act of terror in New Orleans. Explosive cyber truck in Las Vegas. Whitney Cummings roasts the leftist news. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

It's a new year! Let's talk about what I did for New Year's Eve. Also in the news, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie finally settle their divorce, and Yolanda Saldivar is trying to get parole. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Black moon phenomenon happening. Parents of shooter in Serbia put in prison. AT&T & Verizon can't be hacked by the Salt Typhoon. Moon rock destroyed in fire. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

NBA player fined for saying bad words. Norman Osbourne is black now. Jimmy Carter passes away at 100. Elon Musk doesn't like your posts. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

At least 62 killed in South Korea plane crash. Chocolate bars recalled for nuts. Racoon fights Idaho toddler. Pitbull helps put triangles on the New Years Ball. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Chess champion disqualified for wearing jeans. Winning horse named "Raging Torrent." US homelessness up 18%. Trump wants to hold off on TikTok ban until he's in office. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Bad Bunny's new album is coming out. Florida woman stabs customer over tip. Body found on wheel in flying plane. Mega Millions jackpot is huge. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Recall of eye drops for fungal danger. Bill Clinton in hospital with flu. Caitlin Clark named AP female athlete of the year. Alec Baldwin is officially off the hook. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Merry Christmas to all of you, or whatever you may celebrate. Let's look forward to the New Year and stay positive as we see what tomorrow brings. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

The Container Store is filing bankruptcy. Kilauea Volcano erupts. Trump wants to buy Greenland. Crocodile from Crocodile Dundee dies at 90. 1.13-billion-dollar lottery winner remains anonymous. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Oleksandr Usyk defeats Tyson Fury. Blake Lively in a catfight with Justin Baldoni. Two US jets shoot each other down with friendly fire. Cucumbers are making people sick. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Costco will replace Pepsi with Coke in 2025. Shameik Moore is acting weird. Lebron gets mad at a fan. Be cautious with your produce! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy