SIX FEATS UNDER

Time to meet the weirdest estranged family you've ever seen. Six young monster siblings, all with different mothers, are on a quest to find their weird bad dad. And once they do... well. We'll find out what happens once they do. This episode follows the cross country road trip taken by the spider princess Arachnatalie Anastasia von Agelenida ( DeVac ), shy ectoplasm Shade ( Ragny ), and troll merc...

In a secret location only revealed to the six mice attending, Dark Patrol meets to discuss the future of the territories. The words spoken in secret here will have a great impact on the events to come: This is a war council. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Ivy Waxwort is played by Gnome . Our Games Mouse is Grant . Mouse Guard’s music is performed by T...

One of Nugget's Poptart Pieces has gone back to the Tartland, back to what used to be the River Poptart: back to the home of Friar Pan. The nuns of St. Madeline's Monastery are more than happy to see their son again, but much less happy to see all that has happened to him. And Monsoon's sister Typhoon is not happy that her brother is taking charge of the ship to help out a bunch of stowaways. How...

Tabletalk takes place before, during, and after the episode it is tied to, and contains bits we thought were fun to keep but not necessarily good for the finished episode. Please listen to tabletalk after listening to the episode, to avoid any casual spoilers.

The patrol has finally made their way to Walnutpeck, where Gwendolyn will meet with the Bat King, asking for their support. Francisca, Isolde, Lily, and Zeke need this meeting to go well. With the help of teamwork, mom cooking tips, and a certain legendary spooky mouse, they'll do whatever it takes. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Lily is played by Eli...

Content Warning: This bonus episode is very horny. This scene was originally supposed to be in the main episode, but honestly? It's probably for the best that it's separate.

With the pumpkin patch and char out of commission, due to damage and constant rainfall respectively, the fellowship is forced to rely on Monsoon for transportation. But even up in the sky, danger is still hot on their trail, as Yuria's old nemesis Rath is finally coming for her... This episode is slightly late because we attempted to fix a lost scene, then the scene became un-lost just as we gave...

Time to meet the weirdest estranged family you've ever seen. Six young monster siblings, all with different mothers, are on a quest to find their weird bad dad. And once they do... well. We'll find out what happens once they do. This episode follows the adventure of the crocodile woman Bayou Betty ( Drakkel ), dullahan schoolgirl Brigid ( Ikks ), and slime thief Tuwaite ( medibot ), as they run al...

With the main task completed and a few day's downtime before her next mission, granny is ready to give her patrol a rare, unexpected vacation. Unfortunately for the Mouse Guard, there's no such thing as vacation - a militia is forming, the frogs are breeding, and there's something weird going on at Tito's place. ----more---- Ivy Waxwort is played by Gnome . Sable is played by Arden . Tander is pla...

The fellowship has been kidnapped, Pumpkin Patch and everything. The culprit? Monsoon, the prince of pirates (played by Arden ). Episode art by Julian C . The introduction was an excerpt from Firebird by Ashbury Heights. ----more---- Friar Pan is played by Clove . Rue Titania is played by Ikks . Poptart is played by Joey . Yuria is played by Riley . Monsoon is played by Arden . Today's episode was...

Poptart has broken every law of halfling society. Halflings exist to follow their nature Halflings exist to serve their community. Halflings may not beget Halflings. Poptart has broken every law of halfling society, and now they must atone. ----more---- The introduction was an excerpt from “Imperfection,” by Evanescence. Friar Pan is played by Clove . Rue Titania is played by Ikks . Poptart is pla...

After standing fearlessly against what would be any mouse's worst nightmare, Gwendolyn suggests the group stop at Sprucetuck before proceeding to the meeting location with the Bat King. With ideas of gifts and negotiations popping up, Francisca suggests they take lodging in the safest place for them: her moms' bakery. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Li...

For the first time in a long time, the fellowship sits down together and has a chat. ----more---- The introduction was an excerpt from Illusion and Dream, by Poets of the Fall. Friar Pan is played by Clove . Rue Titania is played by Ikks . Poptart is played by Joey . Yuria is played by Riley . Today's episode was edited by Riley.

Finally done messing around, Granny, Sable, and Tander get down to business. Tito needs a bridge built, and we're the mice to make sure it happens! ----more---- Ivy Waxwort is played by Gnome . Sable is played by Arden . Tander is played by Drakkel . Our Games Mouse is Grant . Mouse Guard’s art is drawn by Cataegory . Mouse Guard’s music is performed by Thylacinus . Today's episode was edited by R...

CONTENT WARNING - Self Harm, Controlling Partner, Blood. Meet the most popular guy in Glenbrook Mall: Oink! Minerva and Dennis invent a new recipe. Kayla takes a new assignment. Cecile gets proactive.

Poptart has awoken something terrible, and must take responsibility for their mistakes. But they don't have to do it alone - Rue, Pan, and Yuria will do whatever they can to help their friend and save the Columned City from destruction. The introduction was an excerpt from In Defiance, by VNV Nation. ----more---- Friar Pan is played by Clove . Rue Titania is played by Ikks . Poptart is played by J...

You can't run away from your problems forever. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Lily is played by Eliza . Zeke is played by Devious Vacuum . Our Games Mouse is Grant . Mouse Guard’s music is performed by Thylacinus . Today's episode was edited by Riley.

Sable and Tander practice their swordsmanship while Granny leads them to the bridge project they're here to protect. The old bridge fell apart, and the new bridge's construction is slow - there are idle hands at play here, and Bridge Patrol is here to put them back to work. ----more---- Ivy Waxwort is played by Gnome . Sable is played by Arden . Tander is played by Drakkel . Our Games Mouse is Gra...

Miss Vicki has made some sales, and the fallout is immediate. Kayla attracts a crowd. Dennis performs an interview. Cecile cracks a code. Minerva does her research. ----more---- Cecille is played by special guest Ragny . Dennis is played by Grant . Kayla is played by Arden . Minerva is played by Poorweather . Our GM is DeviousVacuum . Monster Hearts 2 art was by Spencer Amundson . Today’s episode...

Zeke, Lily, Isolde, and Francisca have been sent to Ivydale to escort someone important. Their mission is secret: they don't know their destination, who they're protecting, or why. They don't even know when their escort is supposed to be here, and that means its time to eat bread and draw pictures until they show up. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Lil...

Granny, Sable, and Tander are heading to an uncharted corner of the territories, never described by canon before - and that means we get to make up what we find there! With Tander along to teach Sable how to use a sword, Granny leads the Bridge Patrol to the southernmost corner of the territories to repair distrust in the Oakgrove metropolitan area. ----more----  Ivy Waxwort is played by Gnome . S...

As the Thaw comes to a close and the territories warm up for the summer, our two patrols finish the last of their tasks on their way back to Lockhaven.

Tabletalk. Don't listen to this before you listen to the episode, yanno?

With the last of their unplanned business taken care of, Blue Patrol is finally able to finish their original mission, and Zeke will finally be able to go home. ----more---- Francisca is played by Riley. Lily is played by Eliza . Tander is played by Drakkel . Zeke is played by Devious Vacuum . Our Games Mouse is Grant . Mouse Guard’s music is performed by Thylacinus . This episode was edited by Ri...

Red Patrol has cornered the kidnapper - an old mouse named Thomas. Granny takes a hard stance on what must be done, but Sable is too soft. She refuses to follow through. Thomas' fate falls to his daughter, Isolde. ----more---- Sable is played by Arden . Isolde is played by Poor Weather . Ivy Waxwort played by Gnome . And our Games Mouse is Grant . Music performed by Thylacinus . Today's episode wa...